Alanná Celeste 💎
@alannag.bsky.social
Artist, Music Maker, Writer, & Champion of Compassion & Authenticity ✨️
2/4 Projector in Human Design
Curious Nerd 🤓
📍Flavortown, OH
Alumna: U of Dayton | Alfred U | IBO
2/4 Projector in Human Design
Curious Nerd 🤓
📍Flavortown, OH
Alumna: U of Dayton | Alfred U | IBO
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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attending an international science conference right now is like time traveling to last year's United States 🧪
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
attending an international science conference right now is like time traveling to last year's United States 🧪
Waking up to breakfast dollars woild be most excellent $aggierex
If you want to contribute to my getting fat, lmk
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Waking up to breakfast dollars woild be most excellent $aggierex
But in all seriousness, it's messed up how much we demonize the expansion and fluctuations of femininity
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
But in all seriousness, it's messed up how much we demonize the expansion and fluctuations of femininity
If you want to contribute to my getting fat, lmk
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
If you want to contribute to my getting fat, lmk
I wish women could fluctuate as nature intended without Real World consequences.
As a size queen, I know firsthand how differently folks treat thin strangers versus fat strangers. Even the Kindest people will turn on you if you gain 10lbs
As a size queen, I know firsthand how differently folks treat thin strangers versus fat strangers. Even the Kindest people will turn on you if you gain 10lbs
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I wish women could fluctuate as nature intended without Real World consequences.
As a size queen, I know firsthand how differently folks treat thin strangers versus fat strangers. Even the Kindest people will turn on you if you gain 10lbs
As a size queen, I know firsthand how differently folks treat thin strangers versus fat strangers. Even the Kindest people will turn on you if you gain 10lbs
I'm 5'9" and it's boggling that folks expect me to be thin forever bc it's "easier."
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm 5'9" and it's boggling that folks expect me to be thin forever bc it's "easier."
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81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
Most of my neurological issues would be stabilized if I ate more but y'all hate healthy women
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Most of my neurological issues would be stabilized if I ate more but y'all hate healthy women
I would be happier if I were fat, no "health" study could convince me that cushion aroundmy bones, organs, and joints could convince me otherwise.
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I would be happier if I were fat, no "health" study could convince me that cushion aroundmy bones, organs, and joints could convince me otherwise.
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
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I beachcomb a lot. Two months ago I found this guy (Shrinathji); yesterday, his missing arm finally turned up
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I beachcomb a lot. Two months ago I found this guy (Shrinathji); yesterday, his missing arm finally turned up
More of this 🐿🌸
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
More of this 🐿🌸
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What's wrong with wanting a gentler society where everyone's needs are met and all have access to beauty and knowledge? We haven't lived in Eden for a while so why in this age of plenty do we insist on rewarding ignorance with comfort and esteem and making a pariah of Truth and knowledge?
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
What's wrong with wanting a gentler society where everyone's needs are met and all have access to beauty and knowledge? We haven't lived in Eden for a while so why in this age of plenty do we insist on rewarding ignorance with comfort and esteem and making a pariah of Truth and knowledge?
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Imagine being prescribed a girls' night💕 💞
Doctors in Montreal can now prescribe things like orchestra tickets to patients and I think that’s so cool. Social prescribing.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Imagine being prescribed a girls' night💕 💞
America being made entirely of cults explains why so many survivors of violence wind up culted or stop speaking to even their best-intentioned relatives; cults love a traumatized nervous system & it stings when vulnerable honesty is met w. scriptures and avoidance from trusted but culted Loved Ones.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
America being made entirely of cults explains why so many survivors of violence wind up culted or stop speaking to even their best-intentioned relatives; cults love a traumatized nervous system & it stings when vulnerable honesty is met w. scriptures and avoidance from trusted but culted Loved Ones.
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I have to remind myself that I can’t hang with my friends like we did in our 20s. I’m crossfaded with no man to see about a dog
a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I have to remind myself that I can’t hang with my friends like we did in our 20s. I’m crossfaded with no man to see about a dog
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How dare I be human?
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
How dare I be human?
I am so curious as to how many of the folks who shaved their heads in 2020 are now tradwives.
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am so curious as to how many of the folks who shaved their heads in 2020 are now tradwives.
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Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Let these exit polls be yet another reminder:
1. Can’t nobody say jack shit to -OR- about Black Women.
2. The ONLY group who has the right to say anything to -OR- about Black Men…are Black Women.
When you’re consistently #1 and #2 in the game, you’ve earned that right.
1. Can’t nobody say jack shit to -OR- about Black Women.
2. The ONLY group who has the right to say anything to -OR- about Black Men…are Black Women.
When you’re consistently #1 and #2 in the game, you’ve earned that right.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Let these exit polls be yet another reminder:
1. Can’t nobody say jack shit to -OR- about Black Women.
2. The ONLY group who has the right to say anything to -OR- about Black Men…are Black Women.
When you’re consistently #1 and #2 in the game, you’ve earned that right.
1. Can’t nobody say jack shit to -OR- about Black Women.
2. The ONLY group who has the right to say anything to -OR- about Black Men…are Black Women.
When you’re consistently #1 and #2 in the game, you’ve earned that right.
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absolutely historic, inspiring campaign. a beacon of hope in what feels like insurmountably dark times.
Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
absolutely historic, inspiring campaign. a beacon of hope in what feels like insurmountably dark times.