Andrew J. Flowerday
@ajflowerday.bsky.social
Archer, Engineer, Nerd, Wolverine - It’s like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy without the international espionage…so nothing like that really
5w ago the supply line to my toilet failed between me leaving for work at 730 AM and getting home ~9 PM. It was raining in my basement and flooded. My only full bath is currently gutted. This is my dining room with salvaged items. So yes, what this represents probably killed me from stress
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
5w ago the supply line to my toilet failed between me leaving for work at 730 AM and getting home ~9 PM. It was raining in my basement and flooded. My only full bath is currently gutted. This is my dining room with salvaged items. So yes, what this represents probably killed me from stress
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
Since it is apparently “dessert discourse” day, throwing my own likely panned takes here:
- Chocolate pudding on its own is one of life’s great simple pleasures
- Most cheesecake is straight trash. I used to find all cheesecake awful but there have been like two that have made the ok list
- Chocolate pudding on its own is one of life’s great simple pleasures
- Most cheesecake is straight trash. I used to find all cheesecake awful but there have been like two that have made the ok list
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Since it is apparently “dessert discourse” day, throwing my own likely panned takes here:
- Chocolate pudding on its own is one of life’s great simple pleasures
- Most cheesecake is straight trash. I used to find all cheesecake awful but there have been like two that have made the ok list
- Chocolate pudding on its own is one of life’s great simple pleasures
- Most cheesecake is straight trash. I used to find all cheesecake awful but there have been like two that have made the ok list
Laughing at the idea of Kegseth screaming “Witchcraft!!!” every time he sees his reflection
the other thing is i wonder if he's confused by a mirror image
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Laughing at the idea of Kegseth screaming “Witchcraft!!!” every time he sees his reflection
There exists a video of my family passing the phone to chat with the oldest cousin deployed to Panama; in the background her little brother has a knife stuck in a straight out of the freezer Carmel Apple Pie and him banging the entire pie on the table with the knife as a handle
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There exists a video of my family passing the phone to chat with the oldest cousin deployed to Panama; in the background her little brother has a knife stuck in a straight out of the freezer Carmel Apple Pie and him banging the entire pie on the table with the knife as a handle
Charlie Brown!
Yeah?
Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
Yeah?
Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
you are my superior officer, Charlie Brown; you are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.
Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Charlie Brown!
Yeah?
Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
Yeah?
Got us a German here who wants to die for country. Oblige him.
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The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭
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November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭
www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
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This is one of those great "every time I watch it, I see something new" videos.
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is one of those great "every time I watch it, I see something new" videos.
The recycle bin at Schembechler Hall has to be getting quite full of “let’s never talk of this again” game tapes
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The recycle bin at Schembechler Hall has to be getting quite full of “let’s never talk of this again” game tapes
Not fun, not fun, not fun….
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not fun, not fun, not fun….
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
Actual group text exchange with friends recently:
Friend 1: Why does EMU have a raccoon turnover chain?
Me: You don’t know about the Maccoon?
F1: The what?
Me: You wouldn’t survive a quarter in Ypsilanti
Friend 2: …what?
Me: complete lore download and links to @sickoscommittee.org shop
Friend 1: Why does EMU have a raccoon turnover chain?
Me: You don’t know about the Maccoon?
F1: The what?
Me: You wouldn’t survive a quarter in Ypsilanti
Friend 2: …what?
Me: complete lore download and links to @sickoscommittee.org shop
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Actual group text exchange with friends recently:
Friend 1: Why does EMU have a raccoon turnover chain?
Me: You don’t know about the Maccoon?
F1: The what?
Me: You wouldn’t survive a quarter in Ypsilanti
Friend 2: …what?
Me: complete lore download and links to @sickoscommittee.org shop
Friend 1: Why does EMU have a raccoon turnover chain?
Me: You don’t know about the Maccoon?
F1: The what?
Me: You wouldn’t survive a quarter in Ypsilanti
Friend 2: …what?
Me: complete lore download and links to @sickoscommittee.org shop
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. No one will be impressed much.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheena Easton law. Everyone will be taking the morning train and another home again
mamdani is going to implement sha-na-na law. rock and roll will be here to stay, it will never die
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. No one will be impressed much.
Non-zero chance this is to help ole Pudding-for-Brains remember where he is
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Non-zero chance this is to help ole Pudding-for-Brains remember where he is
*sees Michigan on the list*
*Giddiness*
*thinks* At some point it might just be easier to have my paycheck deposited directly with Homefield…
*Giddiness*
*thinks* At some point it might just be easier to have my paycheck deposited directly with Homefield…
The Gamebreaker Jacket.
Available for 66 schools.
Dropping 11/7.
https://www.homefieldapparel.com/pages/gamebreaker-jackets-windbreaker-retro-full-zip
Available for 66 schools.
Dropping 11/7.
https://www.homefieldapparel.com/pages/gamebreaker-jackets-windbreaker-retro-full-zip
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
*sees Michigan on the list*
*Giddiness*
*thinks* At some point it might just be easier to have my paycheck deposited directly with Homefield…
*Giddiness*
*thinks* At some point it might just be easier to have my paycheck deposited directly with Homefield…
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This is unironically my mom.
how is this real
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is unironically my mom.
Clicked the linked text “long-legged Toads” in the @channel6.bsky.social newsletter
Was not disappointed
Was horrified even more so than I expected to be but was not disappointed
Was not disappointed
Was horrified even more so than I expected to be but was not disappointed
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Clicked the linked text “long-legged Toads” in the @channel6.bsky.social newsletter
Was not disappointed
Was horrified even more so than I expected to be but was not disappointed
Was not disappointed
Was horrified even more so than I expected to be but was not disappointed
The whole thread is amazing but this is just an all-time post.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The whole thread is amazing but this is just an all-time post.
I was thinking about the “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” bit from yesterday and if we were to poll everyone including the youngest folks out there, “Danny DeVito from [insert thing here]” definitely runs away with it right?
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I was thinking about the “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” bit from yesterday and if we were to poll everyone including the youngest folks out there, “Danny DeVito from [insert thing here]” definitely runs away with it right?
First one that jumps to mind is “Garrett Morris from Martin”
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
First one that jumps to mind is “Garrett Morris from Martin”
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their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
their plainly stated goal is to starve forty million people until they get what they want, which is to rip health care away from millions more
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
that this is too monstrous for most news organizations to tell the truth about does not change the facts
I am not having fun again
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I am not having fun again
The Dr Pepper hot seat commercial is very good and is proof that the people working on those ads truly understand college football
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Dr Pepper hot seat commercial is very good and is proof that the people working on those ads truly understand college football
You should have to pass a driving test with the car you intend to purchase. Fail to keep a gigantic SUV or pickup in the lane? Or fail to park in a lined spot? Here’s your sub-compact. We’ll try again in a year.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You should have to pass a driving test with the car you intend to purchase. Fail to keep a gigantic SUV or pickup in the lane? Or fail to park in a lined spot? Here’s your sub-compact. We’ll try again in a year.