Andrew J. Flowerday
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Andrew J. Flowerday
@ajflowerday.bsky.social
Archer, Engineer, Nerd, Wolverine - It’s like Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy without the international espionage…so nothing like that really
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
5w ago the supply line to my toilet failed between me leaving for work at 730 AM and getting home ~9 PM. It was raining in my basement and flooded. My only full bath is currently gutted. This is my dining room with salvaged items. So yes, what this represents probably killed me from stress
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just involuntarily turned into this guy reading that
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I mean, look at this:
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A friend sent this screen grab from our fantasy league app and honestly that first comment says it all
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If you see this, post a bridge
September 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Get ‘em Abigail
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Captain Blood (1935)
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Opposing coaches of the Baltimore Colts in the 1950s:
September 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When an answer to a Learned League question is literally in your flag 😉
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Biff, buddy, phrasing…
September 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
While we’re dunking on Google AI, I present to you an answer I got regarding my fight with a particularly tough pork shoulder I tried smoking yesterday

Apparently I can shred pork the day after cooking by “Simply cook[ing], rest[ing] & shred[ding] it the night before”
September 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am immensely proud of my tenure as Yearbook editor but getting this caption in is close to the top of the list of achievements
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
God as my witness as I flipped through with only a glance I thought this said “NBC Nightly News with Two Llamas”
August 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
On some level I get it, the last 15 years have not been great. But recency bias combined with legit success from three of the teams prior to 15 years ago and I still feel “Pleasant” on the sports front
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s kind of cut off but the answer might be in the picture.
July 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You can have your Hells and your Climaxes. My Michigan town of choice:
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
God bless this author and her reply
March 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And if you stretch Goose into two syllables you get
February 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Homer’s response to Marge saying “He prefers the company of men.”
January 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Wait, Jennings has the Rufio haircut? Did we know this?
December 31, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I appreciate the UCF Citronaut for the portmanteau and the pure “Space Age” vibes of it
December 31, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Spoke too soon!
December 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
@hooverstreetrag.org Thought you might find our company’s “Seasonal Song Showdown” bracket interesting.

It is certainly a list with 16 holiday songs…
December 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM