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there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list
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You may ask yourself, "Who's left in the bullpen?"
You may ask yourself, "How long is this really going to go?"
And you may ask yourself, "What time do I clock in tomorrow?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have they done?"
You may ask yourself, "How long is this really going to go?"
And you may ask yourself, "What time do I clock in tomorrow?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have they done?"
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You may ask yourself, "Who's left in the bullpen?"
You may ask yourself, "How long is this really going to go?"
And you may ask yourself, "What time do I clock in tomorrow?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have they done?"
You may ask yourself, "How long is this really going to go?"
And you may ask yourself, "What time do I clock in tomorrow?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have they done?"
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i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
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every day proves that we never should have stopped calling them weird
October 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
every day proves that we never should have stopped calling them weird
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Jerry I swear to God you better do everything to keep this man here
October 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Jerry I swear to God you better do everything to keep this man here
Announcers in this game clearly disappointed it’s not like 8-0. They are so hard on Toronto
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Announcers in this game clearly disappointed it’s not like 8-0. They are so hard on Toronto
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“I’m a cop. I am not supposed to feel dread. He’s a brown person. HE’S supposed to feel dread!”
Bari nods sympathetically.
Bari nods sympathetically.
October 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“I’m a cop. I am not supposed to feel dread. He’s a brown person. HE’S supposed to feel dread!”
Bari nods sympathetically.
Bari nods sympathetically.
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helluva doubleheader roger
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
helluva doubleheader roger
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Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
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the "abolish ICE" people were right
September 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
the "abolish ICE" people were right
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Hungover just fuckin' crackin' dingers with your boys
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hungover just fuckin' crackin' dingers with your boys
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Fascinating how Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk's killer, is no longer being talked about by right-wing media, Trump and MAGA.
I wonder why...
Can't qwhite put my finger on it...
(Also, he's not "leftist" or "Antifa.)
I wonder why...
Can't qwhite put my finger on it...
(Also, he's not "leftist" or "Antifa.)
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Fascinating how Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk's killer, is no longer being talked about by right-wing media, Trump and MAGA.
I wonder why...
Can't qwhite put my finger on it...
(Also, he's not "leftist" or "Antifa.)
I wonder why...
Can't qwhite put my finger on it...
(Also, he's not "leftist" or "Antifa.)
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They’ve got their false narrative. They don’t care about the truth.
Weird how Charlie Kirk’s killer is not even a news story anymore
September 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They’ve got their false narrative. They don’t care about the truth.
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Donald Trump isn't just the stupidest American to become president; he's the stupidest American to become famous.
Trump's brain is now incoherently flitting from topic to topic as the UN sits listening him to complete silence
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Donald Trump isn't just the stupidest American to become president; he's the stupidest American to become famous.
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Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like “you aren’t prepared for what’s next, we’re not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what you’ve unleashed” and then cry like babies when you call them fascists
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Do you ever think about what Sinead O’Connor was trying to expose on national television in 1992? Most punk rock moment in human history?
September 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Do you ever think about what Sinead O’Connor was trying to expose on national television in 1992? Most punk rock moment in human history?
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I would love for a single democrat to reckon with the fact that conservatives are not in fact motivated by reasonable concerns. They are — just as they were with ‘concerns’ over blacks and gays and numerous other minorities over the last five decades — motivated by bigotry.
September 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I would love for a single democrat to reckon with the fact that conservatives are not in fact motivated by reasonable concerns. They are — just as they were with ‘concerns’ over blacks and gays and numerous other minorities over the last five decades — motivated by bigotry.
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i do like that The Mouse failed to foresee liberals voting with their wallets almost a full year into a boycott that is bleeding Target dry as we speak
September 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i do like that The Mouse failed to foresee liberals voting with their wallets almost a full year into a boycott that is bleeding Target dry as we speak
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the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare
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pretty sure michael tracey defending liberals is a sign of the apocalypse. plan accordingly.
September 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
pretty sure michael tracey defending liberals is a sign of the apocalypse. plan accordingly.
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A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
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Remembering how Jon Stewart spent all of last year telling me that he’d grown more nuanced and wise after his retirement and that Trump v Dems wasn’t as black and white as people claimed. What a ridiculous fuckwad he turned out to be.
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Remembering how Jon Stewart spent all of last year telling me that he’d grown more nuanced and wise after his retirement and that Trump v Dems wasn’t as black and white as people claimed. What a ridiculous fuckwad he turned out to be.