Agnes Forrester
@agnesfm.bsky.social
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Agnes Forrester
@agnesfm.bsky.social
· Jan 6
My best secondhand buys in 2025
My favourite new-to-me finds from last year.
www.rummagist.com
What's up besties I'm finally writing again. New year old me etc. Here's some cool/super uncool stuff I got from bargain bins across the land (really just Melbourne and Sydney) last year. They may not inspire envy in your heart, but I hope a few of them might be of interest.
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sorry that your girlfriend's debut play elicited a decidedly mixed response from preview audiences dude
February 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
sorry that your girlfriend's debut play elicited a decidedly mixed response from preview audiences dude
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Why the hell did I become a writer.
What a dumb ass. If anyone goes back in time to kill baby hitler can you stop off and quickly tell me not to do that. Pleeeeeasssssseee it won’t take long
What a dumb ass. If anyone goes back in time to kill baby hitler can you stop off and quickly tell me not to do that. Pleeeeeasssssseee it won’t take long
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Why the hell did I become a writer.
What a dumb ass. If anyone goes back in time to kill baby hitler can you stop off and quickly tell me not to do that. Pleeeeeasssssseee it won’t take long
What a dumb ass. If anyone goes back in time to kill baby hitler can you stop off and quickly tell me not to do that. Pleeeeeasssssseee it won’t take long
I need a job so I can go to work and listen to this instead of working while I'm at work
King Missile - Take Stuff From Work
YouTube video by nat2001
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I need a job so I can go to work and listen to this instead of working while I'm at work
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reading Australian new releases will radicalise you. We let so much dogshit past the keeper. If you’re a good writer, it should make you angry.
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 AM
reading Australian new releases will radicalise you. We let so much dogshit past the keeper. If you’re a good writer, it should make you angry.
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Ah, yes. The true hierarchy of needs:
February 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Ah, yes. The true hierarchy of needs:
finally a card for when your friend and/or loved one does something fucking stupid
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
finally a card for when your friend and/or loved one does something fucking stupid
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Oh wow, this just keep going.... I'm curious to know exactly what Ossip is going to do he doesn't like a work. Submit a "no stars" review and have it removed? Because I'm sure that's going to go down well with the artist and they totally won't tell anyone about that.
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Oh wow, this just keep going.... I'm curious to know exactly what Ossip is going to do he doesn't like a work. Submit a "no stars" review and have it removed? Because I'm sure that's going to go down well with the artist and they totally won't tell anyone about that.
Kamala Harris will return in Avengers: Doomsday
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Kamala Harris will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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League of Geeks is hiring an Operations Assistant to help run their studio space, support their leadership team & empower their developers.
📍 Remote, Part-time (Australia)
🕑 2+ years XP
💬 Communication skills a must
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📍 Remote, Part-time (Australia)
🕑 2+ years XP
💬 Communication skills a must
⤵️
League of Geeks is hiring a Operations Assistant
We’re looking for a part-time Operations Assistant to assist in running our studio space, supporting our leadership team, and empowering our world-class developers.
www.workwithindies.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
League of Geeks is hiring an Operations Assistant to help run their studio space, support their leadership team & empower their developers.
📍 Remote, Part-time (Australia)
🕑 2+ years XP
💬 Communication skills a must
⤵️
📍 Remote, Part-time (Australia)
🕑 2+ years XP
💬 Communication skills a must
⤵️
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Garth Marenghi and Alan Wake are essentially the same character taken in two completely different directions.
November 6, 2023 at 8:06 AM
Garth Marenghi and Alan Wake are essentially the same character taken in two completely different directions.
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It's going to turn into an RBA interest rate thing. Every two months the NSW Police announce how much you can protest, and everyone awaits to see if your democratic rights increase or decrease
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
It's going to turn into an RBA interest rate thing. Every two months the NSW Police announce how much you can protest, and everyone awaits to see if your democratic rights increase or decrease
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A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):
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We as a society have grown past the need for a new ‘Todd Sampson travels around talking to people’ tv show
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 AM
We as a society have grown past the need for a new ‘Todd Sampson travels around talking to people’ tv show
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Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit?
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked
Director: what
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The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
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Almost achieved greatness on PS4 Wheel of Fortune
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Almost achieved greatness on PS4 Wheel of Fortune
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Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
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When I watch the tennis I keep getting jump scared by ads treating MAFS like an Endgame-level cinematic event
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
When I watch the tennis I keep getting jump scared by ads treating MAFS like an Endgame-level cinematic event
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Dude you shared revenge porn and bragged about being in contempt of court when ordered to take it down by a judge.
January 31, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Dude you shared revenge porn and bragged about being in contempt of court when ordered to take it down by a judge.
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Uuugh.
Was Peter Thiel using lawfare against Gawker? Absolutely.
Did Gawker give him the giant opening to do so by posting Hulk Hogan's sex tape simply for their own amusement? Also yes.
Did Gawker make it worse by putting this dude on the stand? Bet your ass.
www.theguardian.com/media/2016/m...
Was Peter Thiel using lawfare against Gawker? Absolutely.
Did Gawker give him the giant opening to do so by posting Hulk Hogan's sex tape simply for their own amusement? Also yes.
Did Gawker make it worse by putting this dude on the stand? Bet your ass.
www.theguardian.com/media/2016/m...
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Uuugh.
Was Peter Thiel using lawfare against Gawker? Absolutely.
Did Gawker give him the giant opening to do so by posting Hulk Hogan's sex tape simply for their own amusement? Also yes.
Did Gawker make it worse by putting this dude on the stand? Bet your ass.
www.theguardian.com/media/2016/m...
Was Peter Thiel using lawfare against Gawker? Absolutely.
Did Gawker give him the giant opening to do so by posting Hulk Hogan's sex tape simply for their own amusement? Also yes.
Did Gawker make it worse by putting this dude on the stand? Bet your ass.
www.theguardian.com/media/2016/m...
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oh by the way i found a really awesome james patterson book the other day
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
oh by the way i found a really awesome james patterson book the other day
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Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
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Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Movie lovers have just one question: What's going on? Who is that again?