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tanaya qoifoog 🌻
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Not bad for canned soup.

(she/they)
Still thinking about turning this series I wrote into an illustrated zine of some sort.

Would people be interested?
look at that dickhead in sydney who didn't get the joke
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November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I would rather watch the washing machines from the Live Stream than Colin and Holly kissing. #BBAU
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Genuinely thought we were going into foot fetishism (with a twist of fungus) for a moment there. #BBAU
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This Big Brother might sound like an Aldi Mike Goldman, but he's a horny piece of shit (affectionate) and I'm here for it. #BBAU
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Can't concentrate, the slow-motion Nut Meat talk's stuck in a loop in my head.
VHS Revue 54 - tvED Miami Vice (1986)
YouTube video by David M. Green
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The obits will never mention the time he had his own version of AOL in the 90s.
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Hey, I may watch a live Big Brother episode, and I may even chuckle my way through through Sam Pang Tonight, but I draw the line at Your Gen 2025
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I spent far too long on this. #SamPangTonight
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
tafe nsw just let me enrol in one (1) course without some sort of administrative cock-up challenge 2k25.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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John Laws is dead, so as well as remembering him for outrageous on-air statements and the cash-for-comment affair, let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that in 1976 he released an album of country music covers called You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before

It reached 69 on the charts
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Switched to the #BBAU live feed to see one housemate loudly telling another "alright, never have I ever: never have I ever been fingered in the arse, never have I ever had a threesome" and then the feed suddenly cuts to this
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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The new voice of Big Brother absolutely shits on the fake computerised bullshit we endured for years on Australia's worst television network #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Big Brother sounds like he's trying and failing to do a Mike Goldman impression. #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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John Laws died.
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And the time-lapse, for those interested.

Note the struggle with the arms.
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I truly think we'd be in a slightly better place if Channel 7 never axed All Music Video and Sunrise never became the all-consuming morning behemoth it is.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This morning's rather persistent ear worm:
Glue Your Eyelids Together
YouTube video by Adult. - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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This is what the Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now" sounds like in Swedish.
Håll mig nu
YouTube video by Cotton Club - Topic
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Thinking about her.

#GhostsAustralia
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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there is so much beauty in the world
I don’t know much about this channel, but this short video of teaching an octopus is very moving youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI?...
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM