@agatiefan.bsky.social
Christie / GAD nerd and TV producer. Profile pic is probably the book I’m currently reading. Described both as “wonderfully niche” and “a good human”. Kingston to Bristol via Hanwell.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social It would appear that the New York Times are finally admitting it.
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social It would appear that the New York Times are finally admitting it.
“One year Halloween came on October 24, three hours after midnight.”
Happy Something Wicked This One Comes Day to all who celebrate.
Happy Something Wicked This One Comes Day to all who celebrate.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“One year Halloween came on October 24, three hours after midnight.”
Happy Something Wicked This One Comes Day to all who celebrate.
Happy Something Wicked This One Comes Day to all who celebrate.
High quality movie IDing from @theguardian.com here
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
High quality movie IDing from @theguardian.com here
Who needs to pay for billboards at football when you can advertise books by sticking the logo on your hat and sitting behind the ref’s VAR monitor?
October 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Who needs to pay for billboards at football when you can advertise books by sticking the logo on your hat and sitting behind the ref’s VAR monitor?
Saw this and thought of @quantumofsilliness.bsky.social b3ta.com/challenge/ru...
From the B3ta challenge #Ruin A Bond Poster
Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Saw this and thought of @quantumofsilliness.bsky.social b3ta.com/challenge/ru...
The Britpop / Agatha Christie mashup we never knew we needed (cc: @markaldridge.info @bertsbooks.bsky.social)
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The Britpop / Agatha Christie mashup we never knew we needed (cc: @markaldridge.info @bertsbooks.bsky.social)
I don’t want to brag, but I’ve seen the entire Left Behind trilogy so I feel like I’m as prepared as I can be.
September 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I don’t want to brag, but I’ve seen the entire Left Behind trilogy so I feel like I’m as prepared as I can be.
Nobody puts the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop anymore and that's sad.
Nobody waves their hands in the air like they don't care anymore and that's sad.
Nobody wears chimneys on their head anymore and that's sad
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Nobody puts the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop anymore and that's sad.
How strong is the wind in Bolton today?
Me:
Me:
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
How strong is the wind in Bolton today?
Me:
Me:
Sure, blame the woman, dickhead.
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sure, blame the woman, dickhead.
My biggest achievement?
I was once charged 5p per packet of Panini football stickers instead of 10p. I used the change to buy more packets but was terrified that the newsagent would realise their mistake during the second transaction.
I was once charged 5p per packet of Panini football stickers instead of 10p. I used the change to buy more packets but was terrified that the newsagent would realise their mistake during the second transaction.
My biggest achievement?
I once found a blue plastic square with a fiver in it in a packet of walkers ready salted crisps.
I once found a blue plastic square with a fiver in it in a packet of walkers ready salted crisps.
My biggest achievement?
I once got a Kit Kat that was only chocolate. No biscuit.
I once got a Kit Kat that was only chocolate. No biscuit.
September 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My biggest achievement?
I was once charged 5p per packet of Panini football stickers instead of 10p. I used the change to buy more packets but was terrified that the newsagent would realise their mistake during the second transaction.
I was once charged 5p per packet of Panini football stickers instead of 10p. I used the change to buy more packets but was terrified that the newsagent would realise their mistake during the second transaction.
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
September 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
Make a band singular:
Liberty I
Liberty I
Make a band singular:
Millus Vanillus
Millus Vanillus
Make a band singular:
One Non Blonde
One Non Blonde
September 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Make a band singular:
Liberty I
Liberty I
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Locked room mysteries, confounding puzzles, crimes that happen as if by magic... award-winning crime writer @martinedwardsbooks.bsky.social brings together a casebook of mystifying crime fiction, from the Golden Age of Crime.
Available now: shop.bl.uk/products/as-...
Available now: shop.bl.uk/products/as-...
September 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Locked room mysteries, confounding puzzles, crimes that happen as if by magic... award-winning crime writer @martinedwardsbooks.bsky.social brings together a casebook of mystifying crime fiction, from the Golden Age of Crime.
Available now: shop.bl.uk/products/as-...
Available now: shop.bl.uk/products/as-...
This isn’t necessarily an error, @footballcliches.bsky.social, but it definitely feels wrong. Can you be “benched” having never played for the club?
August 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This isn’t necessarily an error, @footballcliches.bsky.social, but it definitely feels wrong. Can you be “benched” having never played for the club?
Increase a band.
Man, Biscuit
Man, Biscuit
Increase a band.
Female God Emperor
Female God Emperor
We must increase bands.
Blue Oyster Religion.
Blue Oyster Religion.
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Increase a band.
Man, Biscuit
Man, Biscuit
Slightly diminish a band:
Jim
Jim
Slightly diminish a band:
Pop Will Chew Itself.
Pop Will Chew Itself.
Slightly diminish a band:
Euthymic Street Preachers
Euthymic Street Preachers
August 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Jim
Jim
I feel seen
August 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I feel seen
I said I wasn’t going to buy any books today. I promised myself. And then I walked by @maxminervas.bsky.social and it drew me in like a bear to honey.
August 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I said I wasn’t going to buy any books today. I promised myself. And then I walked by @maxminervas.bsky.social and it drew me in like a bear to honey.
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Coffee shop in Cape Town:
This would make a great TV show
This would make a great TV show
August 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Coffee shop in Cape Town:
This would make a great TV show
This would make a great TV show
How the choir got into his dressing gown we’ll never know.
August 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How the choir got into his dressing gown we’ll never know.
July 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM