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YeahCheersMate
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Digital pearls before online swine
I see the people who make James Bond films are struggling for ideas for more, and I think I’ve got the perfect solution:

Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Stuff that it simply hadn’t occurred to me was still a thing, part 1 of 1609:

Reggae Reggae Sauce
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Predictably shameful display from a lot of the British press, especially those who like to cosplay patriotism the loudest, in using this opportunity to trash a British institution rather than call out Trump’s pathetic, transparently insecure bullying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Nerve wracking times as I had to be in a supermarket with the 3-year-old when the silence came. He earned himself a treat with 2 of the quietest minutes of his life.
a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
Alt: Rainn Wilson as a Dwight in the US office, raising both fists in triumph and relief as though, for example, his normally rowdy toddler had impeccably observed a Remembrance Day silence in Stockport Lidl.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
As if you wouldn’t draw enough conclusions about the guy in Marple whose front garden features a giant wooden statue of Iron Man with an electric guitar, it’s now got a knights Templar flag on it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“What’s your business called?”

“Carphone Warehouse”

“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”

“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”

“So what are you going to call it now?”

(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“Joelinton’s not going miss from 6 yards out”

Dude.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Happy Feliway Day to all cat owners who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Errrr
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I saw an advert for some flats with a work space that said “because commuting is so cringe” and if I was ever going to use the word cringe as an adjective it would be about that specific attempt to use it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Listen, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from TV and film it’s this: an escaped truckload of diseased, angry monkeys is never going to result in anything significant happening. Relax everyone.
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I once gave Prunella Scales tips on how to play scalextric. There it is. That’s the anecdote in full. #MakesUThink
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
CBeebies is off early. Did someone forget to put the clocks back?
a man dressed as a clown is sitting on a couch with a bbc logo behind him
Alt: Mr Tumble
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Slugsky is in trouble when Snailsky wakes up and logs on
I don’t get the point of shells
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Pumpkin On Your Stereo - Supergrass

#HalloweenSongs
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
At some point I’ll read this and be able to get past “(I measured it)”
‘Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity…’ IKEA must be quaking in their flat pack boots.
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“Nick Pope’s distribution is shit…”
a man says there 's more than one way to do this on a netflix ad
Alt: a man says there 's more than one way to do this on a netflix ad
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October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by YeahCheersMate
I know it’s early but my #Christmas card and gift wrap collection is now available in my online shop
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
October 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every time I click on a guardian link it comes up with the slogan “under pressure, undeterred” and I wonder if anyone said it out loud before they approved it
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I mean…
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’m just glad Margaret Thatcher isn’t alive to see all this.

Well, not to see all this specifically. Just in general.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Literal nine actual full English pounds for a pint last night in that Co op Live.

On the plus side Little Simz was amazing. Absolutely phenomenal performer.
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
No, no I don’t want to see that. I don’t suppose that question is actually being asked though.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM