YeahCheersMate
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Nearly Valentine’s Day, time to revisit this frankly astonishing bit of work that someone at Asda thought was a good idea
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Nearly Valentine’s Day, time to revisit this frankly astonishing bit of work that someone at Asda thought was a good idea
Reposted by YeahCheersMate
“Just make the words different colours, it’ll be fine”
October 23, 2023 at 4:10 PM
“Just make the words different colours, it’ll be fine”
Oh come the fuck on
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Oh come the fuck on
I mean, the ridiculous ticket prices are surely a factor but are we pretending that’s the only reason people are staying away?
Unsold tickets for this summer's World Cup are vindicating what the FSA and others have long said: that FIFA’s pricing strategy for the World Cup 2026 will force many to stay away and damage the spectacle.
thefsa.org.uk/news/fifa-mu...
thefsa.org.uk/news/fifa-mu...
FIFA must change course: Unsold World Cup tickets vindicate critics - Football Supporters' Association
For months matchgoing England fans have warned that FIFA’s pricing strategy for this summer’s World Cup would price out the most loyal supporters’ and tournament veterans.
thefsa.org.uk
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I mean, the ridiculous ticket prices are surely a factor but are we pretending that’s the only reason people are staying away?
What I still can’t get over is you can’t possibly believe you’re on the right side of humanity, culture and society if the best you can do in big 2026 is Kid Rock. They must be dying inside (if they weren’t dead inside already) pretending to enjoy it. Phenomenal loser shit.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
What I still can’t get over is you can’t possibly believe you’re on the right side of humanity, culture and society if the best you can do in big 2026 is Kid Rock. They must be dying inside (if they weren’t dead inside already) pretending to enjoy it. Phenomenal loser shit.
Look, I’m fully aware that I’m not a Chinese stoner rapper, okay? I’m just saying that if I *was* a Chinese stoner rapper I would call myself Sesh 1.
February 8, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Look, I’m fully aware that I’m not a Chinese stoner rapper, okay? I’m just saying that if I *was* a Chinese stoner rapper I would call myself Sesh 1.
The bit where they sit in groups and wave awkwardly at the camera while the scores come in is very Eurovision #WinterOlympics
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
The bit where they sit in groups and wave awkwardly at the camera while the scores come in is very Eurovision #WinterOlympics
‘Last year I caused more people than ever before to decide it was probably time to make peace with God, just in case…’
1. In Washington yesterday, at the National Prayer Breakfast, the president actually took credit for the Bible being a bestseller.
“In 2025, more copies of the Holy Bible were sold in the United States than at any time in the last 100 years,” Donald Trump said.
“In 2025, more copies of the Holy Bible were sold in the United States than at any time in the last 100 years,” Donald Trump said.
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
‘Last year I caused more people than ever before to decide it was probably time to make peace with God, just in case…’
The 5 year old is fuming that snowball fighting isn’t a Winter Olympic event. I can see his point tbf
February 6, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The 5 year old is fuming that snowball fighting isn’t a Winter Olympic event. I can see his point tbf
Ahahahahaha. Reform there, recruiting the best and the brightest. Really skimming the cream off the top. Bloody hell
🚨 NEW: Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Ahahahahaha. Reform there, recruiting the best and the brightest. Really skimming the cream off the top. Bloody hell
I Wish I Knew How it Would Feel to be Free by Nina Simone
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I Wish I Knew How it Would Feel to be Free by Nina Simone
I see Ricky Gervais has taken a break from telling everyone he’s not allowed to say anything to tell people not to say anything
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I see Ricky Gervais has taken a break from telling everyone he’s not allowed to say anything to tell people not to say anything
The crowd at the darts are singing “Keir Starmer’s a wanker”, clearly audible on TV
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
The crowd at the darts are singing “Keir Starmer’s a wanker”, clearly audible on TV
My wife baked bread and made home-made butter today.
She sent me this picture and described the butter as looking “a bit vulvary”
She sent me this picture and described the butter as looking “a bit vulvary”
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
My wife baked bread and made home-made butter today.
She sent me this picture and described the butter as looking “a bit vulvary”
She sent me this picture and described the butter as looking “a bit vulvary”
Grammys tonight. Already tired of all tomorrow’s screenshots of Trump sneering about the WOKE, CORRUPT AND STUPID awards given to non-white or left wing artists, as if anyone at the Grammys is making music aimed at senile racist paedophiles
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Grammys tonight. Already tired of all tomorrow’s screenshots of Trump sneering about the WOKE, CORRUPT AND STUPID awards given to non-white or left wing artists, as if anyone at the Grammys is making music aimed at senile racist paedophiles
She just can’t stop protecting women and girls
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
She just can’t stop protecting women and girls
I once again find myself thinking of the woman I once saw in Costco car park, who dropped a massive cake off the front of her trolley and ran over it before she noticed. Thoughts and prayers, hope 2026 is treating you better.
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I once again find myself thinking of the woman I once saw in Costco car park, who dropped a massive cake off the front of her trolley and ran over it before she noticed. Thoughts and prayers, hope 2026 is treating you better.
The handiest thing about making the Melania film is when they needed a body double they could just get the one they used in real life for like a year that time
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
The handiest thing about making the Melania film is when they needed a body double they could just get the one they used in real life for like a year that time
Wait, so they didn’t just make up the name Wambsgans for laughs?
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Wait, so they didn’t just make up the name Wambsgans for laughs?
Yeah the Benfica keeper scoring against Real Madrid in the 98th minute was fun and everything, but it did knock Marseille out, so please spare a thought for Mason Greenwohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahajajajaja
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Yeah the Benfica keeper scoring against Real Madrid in the 98th minute was fun and everything, but it did knock Marseille out, so please spare a thought for Mason Greenwohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahajajajaja
I shouldn’t have worried, turns out he was busy reffing.
I might be tempted to occasionally flick over to the TNT goals show to keep an eye on the other games, but Julien Laurens’s ‘professional PSG super-fan’ shtick is tedious at the best of times, I definitely can’t be arsed with it if they’re beating us
January 28, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I shouldn’t have worried, turns out he was busy reffing.
Weird little bit of tongue business from Eddie Howe there
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Weird little bit of tongue business from Eddie Howe there
I might be tempted to occasionally flick over to the TNT goals show to keep an eye on the other games, but Julien Laurens’s ‘professional PSG super-fan’ shtick is tedious at the best of times, I definitely can’t be arsed with it if they’re beating us
January 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I might be tempted to occasionally flick over to the TNT goals show to keep an eye on the other games, but Julien Laurens’s ‘professional PSG super-fan’ shtick is tedious at the best of times, I definitely can’t be arsed with it if they’re beating us
Oh good, the man who put the turd into Saturday has weighed in with his valuable and extremely welcome opinion #nufc
'They've had a little bit of a wobble': Steve Bruce says Newcastle United are struggling this season for one major reason
https://nufcfeed.com/theyve-had-a-little-bit-of-a-wobble-steve-bruce-says-newcastle-united-are-struggling-this-season-for-one-major-reason-1805640 #NUFC
https://nufcfeed.com/theyve-had-a-little-bit-of-a-wobble-steve-bruce-says-newcastle-united-are-struggling-this-season-for-one-major-reason-1805640 #NUFC
'They've had a little bit of a wobble': Steve Bruce says Newcastle United are struggling this season for one major reason | NUFC Feed
Newcastle United have had a strange old season thus far. For the longest time, they couldn't get a grip on things in the Premier League, but their cup form has been fantastic.
nufcfeed.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Oh good, the man who put the turd into Saturday has weighed in with his valuable and extremely welcome opinion #nufc
The 3 year old woke up at 5 this morning, crashed through the whole of The 12 Days of Christmas in the approximate style of Sid Vicious’s cover of My Way, then, praised be the merciful gods, went back to sleep.
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 AM
The 3 year old woke up at 5 this morning, crashed through the whole of The 12 Days of Christmas in the approximate style of Sid Vicious’s cover of My Way, then, praised be the merciful gods, went back to sleep.