Feliz Flabby Dad
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Digital pearls before online swine
Fuck me I looked this up and it’s true
Kenny Rogers is 39 here #totp
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fuck me I looked this up and it’s true
I’m at that “oh my god how is it only half ten” stage of Christmas that I was also at twelve hours ago
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m at that “oh my god how is it only half ten” stage of Christmas that I was also at twelve hours ago
Can’t lie, I’ve gone crisps
In that peculiar Christmas evening dilemma where I feel like I may never eat again but also I could do some crisps
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can’t lie, I’ve gone crisps
In that peculiar Christmas evening dilemma where I feel like I may never eat again but also I could do some crisps
December 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
In that peculiar Christmas evening dilemma where I feel like I may never eat again but also I could do some crisps
You will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Bought my wife a grey cashmere dress, she’s had it on for like ten hours of Christmas Day, not a speck of wine, gravy, cream, anything on it. In absolute awe here.
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Bought my wife a grey cashmere dress, she’s had it on for like ten hours of Christmas Day, not a speck of wine, gravy, cream, anything on it. In absolute awe here.
Record exec: So Shane, Kirsty, this is going to be massive. You’ve got the whole Christmas thing sewn up. You’re set for life, as long as there’s nothing problematic to get in the way, hahaha cheers!
Shane: Great, nearly finished the lyrics. Just need to find something that rhymes with maggot…
Shane: Great, nearly finished the lyrics. Just need to find something that rhymes with maggot…
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Record exec: So Shane, Kirsty, this is going to be massive. You’ve got the whole Christmas thing sewn up. You’re set for life, as long as there’s nothing problematic to get in the way, hahaha cheers!
Shane: Great, nearly finished the lyrics. Just need to find something that rhymes with maggot…
Shane: Great, nearly finished the lyrics. Just need to find something that rhymes with maggot…
Girl, are you a little drummer boy? Cause I wanna purr up ya pum pum.
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Girl, are you a little drummer boy? Cause I wanna purr up ya pum pum.
Welease Navidad!
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Welease Navidad!
Finally finished the traditional Christmas Eve assembly of the flat pack wardrobes, like a normal person would do.
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Finally finished the traditional Christmas Eve assembly of the flat pack wardrobes, like a normal person would do.
Phenomenal work from Football 365 today, predicting that #nufc will line up against Man Utd on Boxing Day with both Isak and Almirón in the starting 11.
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Phenomenal work from Football 365 today, predicting that #nufc will line up against Man Utd on Boxing Day with both Isak and Almirón in the starting 11.
Looking forward to seeing some Tate tweets about how not being punched in the face is gay and crumpling to the floor with your weird little earthworm Jim chin mashed in is the true alpha move
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Looking forward to seeing some Tate tweets about how not being punched in the face is gay and crumpling to the floor with your weird little earthworm Jim chin mashed in is the true alpha move
When you’re so secure in your masculinity that normal steak is for sissies
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When you’re so secure in your masculinity that normal steak is for sissies
The vibe’s basically Toblerone x Caramac. I can’t lie, I’m on board.
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The vibe’s basically Toblerone x Caramac. I can’t lie, I’m on board.
There isn’t much as consistent at making me feel old as when I occasionally remember that someone saw fit to name their restaurant “Egg slut”. Fucking grow up.
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There isn’t much as consistent at making me feel old as when I occasionally remember that someone saw fit to name their restaurant “Egg slut”. Fucking grow up.
Sam Matterface is absolutely obsessed with Dan Burn’s height. Every Newcastle game he commentates on he goes on about it. I’ve heard him mention it twice tonight, I missed the first 20 minutes and Burn’s not even playing.
December 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sam Matterface is absolutely obsessed with Dan Burn’s height. Every Newcastle game he commentates on he goes on about it. I’ve heard him mention it twice tonight, I missed the first 20 minutes and Burn’s not even playing.
Tell you what, they’re getting a lot of love on 6 music at the moment but my God, Man/Woman/Chainsaw is an absolutely appalling band name.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tell you what, they’re getting a lot of love on 6 music at the moment but my God, Man/Woman/Chainsaw is an absolutely appalling band name.
Someone really needs to do that thing to that guy soon
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Someone really needs to do that thing to that guy soon
The 3 year old told me he felt sad today. I asked if there was anything I could do to help him feel better.
“Just not be you”
Oh yeah sound mate, no none taken, merry Christmas yeah
“Just not be you”
Oh yeah sound mate, no none taken, merry Christmas yeah
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The 3 year old told me he felt sad today. I asked if there was anything I could do to help him feel better.
“Just not be you”
Oh yeah sound mate, no none taken, merry Christmas yeah
“Just not be you”
Oh yeah sound mate, no none taken, merry Christmas yeah
The 5 year old helped decorate the tree. Not really sure what this little scene means…
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The 5 year old helped decorate the tree. Not really sure what this little scene means…
The company I work for has been taken over by another organisation recently. They’ve just said the work Christmas do will be held in the office (like it’s some sort of sitcom) at 3pm on the last day of the school term.
Haha nah, you’re alright
Haha nah, you’re alright
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The company I work for has been taken over by another organisation recently. They’ve just said the work Christmas do will be held in the office (like it’s some sort of sitcom) at 3pm on the last day of the school term.
Haha nah, you’re alright
Haha nah, you’re alright
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Maybe instead you should use your position as the actual Prime Minister to put forward some policies based on compassion and decency to halt the rise of the far right, you fucking prize tool.
Maybe instead you should use your position as the actual Prime Minister to put forward some policies based on compassion and decency to halt the rise of the far right, you fucking prize tool.
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...
Maybe instead you should use your position as the actual Prime Minister to put forward some policies based on compassion and decency to halt the rise of the far right, you fucking prize tool.
Maybe instead you should use your position as the actual Prime Minister to put forward some policies based on compassion and decency to halt the rise of the far right, you fucking prize tool.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
You can count on us,
We’re the Numberblocks
We’re the Numberblocks
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
You can count on us,
We’re the Numberblocks
We’re the Numberblocks
Didn’t win the Euromillions. Luckily I kicked up such a fuss about it that Gianni Infantino’s going to give me the inaugural FIFA Euromillions instead.
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Didn’t win the Euromillions. Luckily I kicked up such a fuss about it that Gianni Infantino’s going to give me the inaugural FIFA Euromillions instead.