YeahCheersMate
@yeahcheersmate.bsky.social
Digital pearls before online swine
I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
Yeah, but are you having a “my 3-year-old found a crayon in the car” morning?
October 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Yeah, but are you having a “my 3-year-old found a crayon in the car” morning?
Rapture, is it?
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Rapture, is it?
When your marketing guy absolutely pulled his spine out to Heather Graham in Boogie Nights and hasn’t forgotten her nearly 30 years on.
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
When your marketing guy absolutely pulled his spine out to Heather Graham in Boogie Nights and hasn’t forgotten her nearly 30 years on.
I mean I know the AI hands thing is old news but excuse me?
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I mean I know the AI hands thing is old news but excuse me?
Offering the 3 year old some viewing options, he’s been asking me to find “the brown guy and the white guy. The brown guy gets cross and the white guy is happy.”
Completely baffled by the clues until we did some scrolling and it turned out he meant Morph & Chas.
Completely baffled by the clues until we did some scrolling and it turned out he meant Morph & Chas.
September 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Offering the 3 year old some viewing options, he’s been asking me to find “the brown guy and the white guy. The brown guy gets cross and the white guy is happy.”
Completely baffled by the clues until we did some scrolling and it turned out he meant Morph & Chas.
Completely baffled by the clues until we did some scrolling and it turned out he meant Morph & Chas.
Nice branding, lads. Where did you get the idea for that?
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Nice branding, lads. Where did you get the idea for that?
Can’t lie, it was fucking great.
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Can’t lie, it was fucking great.
“Have you thought of a title for your photography book yet?”
“My what?”
“My what?”
July 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Have you thought of a title for your photography book yet?”
“My what?”
“My what?”
Ordinarily I’d assume this was a still image from Malcolm and Geoff having a little slap fight but they were genuinely just lying around holding each other’s paws.
July 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ordinarily I’d assume this was a still image from Malcolm and Geoff having a little slap fight but they were genuinely just lying around holding each other’s paws.
Post a celebrity you’ve been told you resemble
(Non-steel statue artists’ impressions are generally much less flattering, so I’ve chosen to believe that this is what they had in mind)
(Non-steel statue artists’ impressions are generally much less flattering, so I’ve chosen to believe that this is what they had in mind)
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Post a celebrity you’ve been told you resemble
(Non-steel statue artists’ impressions are generally much less flattering, so I’ve chosen to believe that this is what they had in mind)
(Non-steel statue artists’ impressions are generally much less flattering, so I’ve chosen to believe that this is what they had in mind)
lol yeah seems like the perfect time
July 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
lol yeah seems like the perfect time
A first team signing!?
July 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
A first team signing!?
The most inevitable graffiti of all time
July 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The most inevitable graffiti of all time
I’m just sad they don’t credit Gary Neville tbh
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m just sad they don’t credit Gary Neville tbh
For those of you on tenterhooks it turned out alright for my first ever attempt at cheesecake
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
For those of you on tenterhooks it turned out alright for my first ever attempt at cheesecake
Every time it’s hot I remember the greatest disappointment of all time (yes): the mojito Solero.
Solero? Incredible. Mojito? Incredible. Surely the combination couldn’t fail.
A vaguely lemonade tasting ice lolly filled with mushed up lime zest. A disgrace to both the Solero and the mojito. Boo.
Solero? Incredible. Mojito? Incredible. Surely the combination couldn’t fail.
A vaguely lemonade tasting ice lolly filled with mushed up lime zest. A disgrace to both the Solero and the mojito. Boo.
June 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every time it’s hot I remember the greatest disappointment of all time (yes): the mojito Solero.
Solero? Incredible. Mojito? Incredible. Surely the combination couldn’t fail.
A vaguely lemonade tasting ice lolly filled with mushed up lime zest. A disgrace to both the Solero and the mojito. Boo.
Solero? Incredible. Mojito? Incredible. Surely the combination couldn’t fail.
A vaguely lemonade tasting ice lolly filled with mushed up lime zest. A disgrace to both the Solero and the mojito. Boo.
What’s wrong love? You’ve hardly touched your honey mustard scabby bumholes
June 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What’s wrong love? You’ve hardly touched your honey mustard scabby bumholes