YeahCheersMate
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Digital pearls before online swine
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Pariah Carey
Pariah Carey
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Silly Joel
Silly Joel
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Eggy Pop
Eggy Pop
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Pariah Carey
Pariah Carey
Shudder to think what the prevailing takes on this nonce racket email business might be over on that site, but round here I’ve seen an actual “criticising Epstein’s grammar is ableist actually” and it’s so exhaustingly, parodically Bluesky it feels like a trap.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Shudder to think what the prevailing takes on this nonce racket email business might be over on that site, but round here I’ve seen an actual “criticising Epstein’s grammar is ableist actually” and it’s so exhaustingly, parodically Bluesky it feels like a trap.
I see the people who make James Bond films are struggling for ideas for more, and I think I’ve got the perfect solution:
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I see the people who make James Bond films are struggling for ideas for more, and I think I’ve got the perfect solution:
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
Just don’t make any. Who’s arsed? Do something else. Or don’t.
Stuff that it simply hadn’t occurred to me was still a thing, part 1 of 1609:
Reggae Reggae Sauce
Reggae Reggae Sauce
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Stuff that it simply hadn’t occurred to me was still a thing, part 1 of 1609:
Reggae Reggae Sauce
Reggae Reggae Sauce
Predictably shameful display from a lot of the British press, especially those who like to cosplay patriotism the loudest, in using this opportunity to trash a British institution rather than call out Trump’s pathetic, transparently insecure bullying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Predictably shameful display from a lot of the British press, especially those who like to cosplay patriotism the loudest, in using this opportunity to trash a British institution rather than call out Trump’s pathetic, transparently insecure bullying.
Nerve wracking times as I had to be in a supermarket with the 3-year-old when the silence came. He earned himself a treat with 2 of the quietest minutes of his life.
a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
Alt: Rainn Wilson as a Dwight in the US office, raising both fists in triumph and relief as though, for example, his normally rowdy toddler had impeccably observed a Remembrance Day silence in Stockport Lidl.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Nerve wracking times as I had to be in a supermarket with the 3-year-old when the silence came. He earned himself a treat with 2 of the quietest minutes of his life.
As if you wouldn’t draw enough conclusions about the guy in Marple whose front garden features a giant wooden statue of Iron Man with an electric guitar, it’s now got a knights Templar flag on it.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As if you wouldn’t draw enough conclusions about the guy in Marple whose front garden features a giant wooden statue of Iron Man with an electric guitar, it’s now got a knights Templar flag on it.
“What’s your business called?”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“What’s your business called?”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
“Carphone Warehouse”
“Are there still carphones? I thought they were…”
“Obsolete. Everyone has mobiles. In fact illegal. It’s all hands free, they’ve all got Bluetooth”
“So what are you going to call it now?”
(Leans forward, stares) “Car. Phone. Ware. House.”
“Joelinton’s not going miss from 6 yards out”
Dude.
Dude.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Joelinton’s not going miss from 6 yards out”
Dude.
Dude.
Happy Feliway Day to all cat owners who celebrate
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Happy Feliway Day to all cat owners who celebrate
I saw an advert for some flats with a work space that said “because commuting is so cringe” and if I was ever going to use the word cringe as an adjective it would be about that specific attempt to use it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I saw an advert for some flats with a work space that said “because commuting is so cringe” and if I was ever going to use the word cringe as an adjective it would be about that specific attempt to use it.
Listen, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from TV and film it’s this: an escaped truckload of diseased, angry monkeys is never going to result in anything significant happening. Relax everyone.
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Listen, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from TV and film it’s this: an escaped truckload of diseased, angry monkeys is never going to result in anything significant happening. Relax everyone.
I once gave Prunella Scales tips on how to play scalextric. There it is. That’s the anecdote in full. #MakesUThink
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I once gave Prunella Scales tips on how to play scalextric. There it is. That’s the anecdote in full. #MakesUThink
CBeebies is off early. Did someone forget to put the clocks back?
a man dressed as a clown is sitting on a couch with a bbc logo behind him
Alt: Mr Tumble
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
CBeebies is off early. Did someone forget to put the clocks back?
I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I am once again begging people to say your company name or slogan out loud before you commit to it
Slugsky is in trouble when Snailsky wakes up and logs on
I don’t get the point of shells
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Slugsky is in trouble when Snailsky wakes up and logs on
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
At some point I’ll read this and be able to get past “(I measured it)”
‘Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity…’ IKEA must be quaking in their flat pack boots.
October 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
At some point I’ll read this and be able to get past “(I measured it)”
“Nick Pope’s distribution is shit…”
a man says there 's more than one way to do this on a netflix ad
Alt: a man says there 's more than one way to do this on a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Nick Pope’s distribution is shit…”
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I know it’s early but my #Christmas card and gift wrap collection is now available in my online shop
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October 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I know it’s early but my #Christmas card and gift wrap collection is now available in my online shop
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-ca...
Every time I click on a guardian link it comes up with the slogan “under pressure, undeterred” and I wonder if anyone said it out loud before they approved it
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Every time I click on a guardian link it comes up with the slogan “under pressure, undeterred” and I wonder if anyone said it out loud before they approved it
Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Without downloading, where are you mentally right now?
I’m just glad Margaret Thatcher isn’t alive to see all this.
Well, not to see all this specifically. Just in general.
Well, not to see all this specifically. Just in general.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’m just glad Margaret Thatcher isn’t alive to see all this.
Well, not to see all this specifically. Just in general.
Well, not to see all this specifically. Just in general.