He looks like someone put shoe polish on his Pringles tube before he went in for the crumbs

On 6 music news the other day they played a quote from someone they introduced as an expert saying that the BBC was “a stupid organisation” run by idiots, and “hopeless at PR” without any hint of rebuttal, as though it was just fact. The last part makes sense, I suppose.

The thinking man’s Lilt

Asymmetrical ‘tache, borrowed suit, general despondent vibe. Textbook.

This made me laugh when it happened with Kate Beckinsale a few years ago. Boys (and men) all over America seeing “Kate Beckinsale is a secret gooner!” headlines and getting entirely the wrong idea.

I’m sorry you’re feeling this way (and I know you’re not saying it to get this reaction).
I’m not in a position to buy art often but you did a drawing of my wife and our newborn youngest for Valentine’s Day last year (I think) which I absolutely treasure.

This recipe for spicy, garlicky tomato and chickpeas (aka garbanzo beans) is a regular go-to in our house. We usually have it with flatbreads for dipping ottolenghi.co.uk/pages/recipe...

I use the Lidl app so after spending £250 in a month I get 10% off a shop. I use this in November (sometimes October too) to buy a frozen turkey (I brine it before cooking so it’s delicious), booze and any Christmas stuff that will keep or can freeze. Late December is for perishables like veg.

I was talking to my 3 year old about ice cream recently and he said “I like the crunchy bit, I don’t really like the cold bit”

I used to work in a pub in town and you could tell when the market started from the sudden increase in people coming in absolutely arseholed with red wine lips. Purple puke season.

All I know is if the media fail to refer to him as The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince I’m kicking off

New White House ballroom looks fancy

Surprised to see Woltemade and Willock, albeit for very different reasons

The scale of your sex trics is your business