Cam the Friendly Wizard
@afriendlywizard.bsky.social
Making cider and cider spreadsheets. My goal in life is to be a treasure for the crows. In the meantime, I am nervous.
Seattle, WA.
Certified Pommelier.
Seattle, WA.
Certified Pommelier.
COOL. YES.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
COOL. YES.
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Our next podcast is coming soon - it's currently playing in competition at the Thessaloniki Film Festival. We haven't talked about it much so far, but we will start soon. It's hugely ambitious, an enormous production, and born out of our deep love for HP Lovecraft.
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Our next podcast is coming soon - it's currently playing in competition at the Thessaloniki Film Festival. We haven't talked about it much so far, but we will start soon. It's hugely ambitious, an enormous production, and born out of our deep love for HP Lovecraft.
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
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This is his pardon, purchas’d by such sin
For which the pardoner himself is in.
For which the pardoner himself is in.
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is his pardon, purchas’d by such sin
For which the pardoner himself is in.
For which the pardoner himself is in.
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The thing about baseball and twitter/bsky is that baseball is the only sport that moves at the exact speed of posting
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The thing about baseball and twitter/bsky is that baseball is the only sport that moves at the exact speed of posting
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Finally, something that will pull Seattle out of the slump its been in since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Finally, something that will pull Seattle out of the slump its been in since the untimely death of Kurt Cobain
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Well the baseball game is over but the night is young for the 38 year olds of Bluesky, and that means it’s time to take a low dose aspirin and read about Bigfoot on your iPad for 20 minutes before falling asleep
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Well the baseball game is over but the night is young for the 38 year olds of Bluesky, and that means it’s time to take a low dose aspirin and read about Bigfoot on your iPad for 20 minutes before falling asleep
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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i don’t think i would do any pedophile stuff even if it helped the fbi. but i guess that’s where the president and i disagree
September 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i don’t think i would do any pedophile stuff even if it helped the fbi. but i guess that’s where the president and i disagree
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“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.”
Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?
Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
“That's 40 *cents*. Cents are a form of currency one hundred times smaller than the reál. I'm not even going to take this. Come back when you have 130 reál.”
Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?
Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have?
This week we reached a settlement with our lawsuit, my job laid off 20% of the company, and my car has a flat this morning. Also the farmer’s market doesn’t open until 11, which is insane.
But I’ve got a cute date coming over tonight and I’m making her dinner so it’s all kinda okay.
But I’ve got a cute date coming over tonight and I’m making her dinner so it’s all kinda okay.
August 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This week we reached a settlement with our lawsuit, my job laid off 20% of the company, and my car has a flat this morning. Also the farmer’s market doesn’t open until 11, which is insane.
But I’ve got a cute date coming over tonight and I’m making her dinner so it’s all kinda okay.
But I’ve got a cute date coming over tonight and I’m making her dinner so it’s all kinda okay.
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Milwaukee, 147 years ago today
Abolitionist and anti-death-penalty activist Christopher Latham Sholes patents his new invention: the typewriter, which would forever change how the written word is captured globally. Its QWERTY keyboard remains the global standard today.
Abolitionist and anti-death-penalty activist Christopher Latham Sholes patents his new invention: the typewriter, which would forever change how the written word is captured globally. Its QWERTY keyboard remains the global standard today.
August 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Milwaukee, 147 years ago today
Abolitionist and anti-death-penalty activist Christopher Latham Sholes patents his new invention: the typewriter, which would forever change how the written word is captured globally. Its QWERTY keyboard remains the global standard today.
Abolitionist and anti-death-penalty activist Christopher Latham Sholes patents his new invention: the typewriter, which would forever change how the written word is captured globally. Its QWERTY keyboard remains the global standard today.
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
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A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Tell me something that brought you joy this week.
Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
Any old thing will do. Small joys are as good as big ones—sometimes even better.
August 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.
This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.
Apples looking pretty good. Been eatin’ an Ashmead’s Kernel every day this week.
August 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Apples looking pretty good. Been eatin’ an Ashmead’s Kernel every day this week.
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go woke go hugo award winning
August 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
go woke go hugo award winning
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it's just a higher proportion of normies on the internet. "that's what she said" still gets laughs. mall kiosk air brush shops still do the Calvin piss motif. it's eternal September for jorts dads, wine moms and sexagenarians
August 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
it's just a higher proportion of normies on the internet. "that's what she said" still gets laughs. mall kiosk air brush shops still do the Calvin piss motif. it's eternal September for jorts dads, wine moms and sexagenarians
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'We fought hard:' Raven QA union secures contract after three years of bargaining
'We fought hard:' Raven QA union secures contract after three years of bargaining
The agreement includes guaranteed wage increases and layoff protections.
www.gamedeveloper.com
August 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
'We fought hard:' Raven QA union secures contract after three years of bargaining