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Cam the Friendly Wizard
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Making cider and cider spreadsheets. My goal in life is to be a treasure for the crows. In the meantime, I am nervous.

Seattle, WA.
Certified Pommelier.
Apples looking pretty good. Been eatin’ an Ashmead’s Kernel every day this week.
August 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Honestly it’s not much better than this
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
May 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Now *this* is cidermaking.
May 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’ve got those *good* stickers
May 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
May 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I watched Perfect Days last night, which was a comforting movie about the peace a calm routine can bring, the importance of care in each moment, and the piercing nature of emotion, past, and relationships.

I liked it quite a bit.
April 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@jonaskyratzes.bsky.social just want to say I’ve been screaming the good word of The Sea Will Claim Everything and your other games for a decade or more. Easily my favorite game. Gospels of the Flood is a podcast I recommend to everyone. No rush on putting your older games up, of course.
March 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sick haul from Half Price
March 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I hope to one day be chased by a giant balloon.
March 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My young rat son does not care for his baths but he must have them all the same.
February 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s hard going from “ah, that was a difficult work day, let me come home and try to wind down” and then enter directly into “ah, I had momentarily forgotten about the ever-increasing amount of profound damage being done to every department of government.” I am this cabbage behind this barrel.
February 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Avowed is very good. I like this line about the incredible, edible egg.
February 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Some of the perks of working in cider include that sometimes you get cute, special gifts with hand drawn labels.
January 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oo me too!
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The whole reason I live here is so I don’t have this, wtf
January 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today I saw this troll playing a shofar. And yes, the troll had a tremendous butt. I gave it a nice pat.

Additionally, I saw this dog with a very large head. My head would have easily fit inside of this dog’s head. It wouldn’t have been any kind of feat.
January 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I watched the recap for severance season 1 and remembered maybe ten seconds of the three minutes, so I decided to just rewatch season 1 before starting the new episode. And man, what a gift this show is.
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’ve been writing holiday cards this year at a snail’s pace and finally got around to my friends with two cats and a kid. I spent a solid twenty minutes nailing this drawing of a juice truck. Spot the fuck on. Also I cried drawing it because I miss this kid so much since my friends moved back home.
January 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Dude played the saw, and he nailed the Kid Rock cat call sound.
January 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
the version of picross I play online got updated to highlight rows and columns better shoutout to me for asking for that. happy holidays, everyone. liouh.com/picross/
December 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Norman giving me a heads up that he can see Knot City.
December 21, 2024 at 6:06 AM
December 2, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Me and Cameron Vale from Scanners have a lot in common: our name, an unimaginably strong nervous system that sometimes connects to computer systems over dial-up, a love of visiting artists who make enlarged heads.

The connections just don’t stop coming.
December 2, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Final product prime rib, the plate (minus mashed potatoes), a floppy burrito child, and a good sunset.
November 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM