Sparkles McCuntyBee
@actuallyferalab.bsky.social
Cryptid spawn of an Eldritch Horror and Goetic Demon. Temporarily inconvenienced by this current form. NB/Agender.
she/they/dude
she/they/dude
(yelling back to the experimenter) "you've fucked up, they've gotten too stupid"
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
(yelling back to the experimenter) "you've fucked up, they've gotten too stupid"
Watching a true crime show and a cop during an interrogation said "you look like Ted Bundy!" lol like, most of the people they question are innocent
January 27, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Watching a true crime show and a cop during an interrogation said "you look like Ted Bundy!" lol like, most of the people they question are innocent
Proposing re-education camps for the psychopaths created and/or emboldened by the Trump regime. Difficulty level: grade school
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Proposing re-education camps for the psychopaths created and/or emboldened by the Trump regime. Difficulty level: grade school
Do MAGAs even meet the minimum requirements to experience cognitive dissonance
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Do MAGAs even meet the minimum requirements to experience cognitive dissonance
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
“The President, Vice President, and ALL CIVIL OFFICERS of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”
- US Constitution
Article II, Section 4
- US Constitution
Article II, Section 4
Absolutely reprehensible that AG Bondi is offering ICE stand down in exchange for access to voting rolls. Outrageous and disgusting. It shows ICE is in Minneapolis is not for law enforcement purposes. Instead it’s a way to stir up shit in blue states and extort them.
In the wake of another fatal shooting in Minneapolis.
AG Pam Bondi sends Gov. Walz a letter today making several asks including:
"Allow DOJ Civil Rights division access to state voter rolls"
AG Pam Bondi sends Gov. Walz a letter today making several asks including:
"Allow DOJ Civil Rights division access to state voter rolls"
January 25, 2026 at 6:32 AM
“The President, Vice President, and ALL CIVIL OFFICERS of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”
- US Constitution
Article II, Section 4
- US Constitution
Article II, Section 4
The doc said I can increase my depression meds dosage because of winter and fascism
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The doc said I can increase my depression meds dosage because of winter and fascism
A lot of 2nd amendment-loving MAGAt patriots saying you deserve to be publicly executed by the government for having a gun on your person in an open carry state 😐
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
A lot of 2nd amendment-loving MAGAt patriots saying you deserve to be publicly executed by the government for having a gun on your person in an open carry state 😐
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Oof
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Oof
Just normal things 🫠
Donald Trump is publicly trying to weaponize the DOJ against Jack Smith in the middle of the GOP-led hearing trying to prove that Jack Smith weaponized the DOJ against Donald Trump.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Just normal things 🫠
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
"Electrical issues"
a man in a suit and tie is looking out of a window .
Alt: William Shatner in The Terror at 20,000 feet, from The Twilight Zone. William Shatner would be a better President than Trump, were he American. Maybe he could be persuaded anyway.
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 AM
"Electrical issues"
Norway, please convince Trump there's a brand new peace prize and it's the most prestigious prize yet, and it's only awarded posthumously
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Norway, please convince Trump there's a brand new peace prize and it's the most prestigious prize yet, and it's only awarded posthumously
"I was pancaked and had tire tread imprinted on my beer gut. Even though I waddled away from the murder scene, the hospital had to re-inflate me with a bicycle pump up my ass. Now I have internal bleeding in my cirrhotic liver from overextending myself over a vehicle to shoot a woman in the face."
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"I was pancaked and had tire tread imprinted on my beer gut. Even though I waddled away from the murder scene, the hospital had to re-inflate me with a bicycle pump up my ass. Now I have internal bleeding in my cirrhotic liver from overextending myself over a vehicle to shoot a woman in the face."
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Can we just skip ahead to the Fuhrerbunker suicides? I'm tired boss
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Can we just skip ahead to the Fuhrerbunker suicides? I'm tired boss
Can't believe Trump did this
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Can't believe Trump did this
The best part about the clip of Trump flipping off the Ford auto worker is that his hands and fingers are so small lol disproportionately tiny. Itty bitty doll hands
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The best part about the clip of Trump flipping off the Ford auto worker is that his hands and fingers are so small lol disproportionately tiny. Itty bitty doll hands
Scott Adams died as he lived: full of shit
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Scott Adams died as he lived: full of shit
*Flips over a Gadsden flag*
Wait a minute...
it says "unless 🥺👉👈"
Wait a minute...
it says "unless 🥺👉👈"
January 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
*Flips over a Gadsden flag*
Wait a minute...
it says "unless 🥺👉👈"
Wait a minute...
it says "unless 🥺👉👈"
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Immigration officers received a "legal refresher" reminding them that personal insults and rude gestures are legal, per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Please be real
We've obtained the largest leak of ICE data since we began tracking them.
This data is now under review, all 4,000+ agents will be published upon confirmation.
Fuck ICE.
This data is now under review, all 4,000+ agents will be published upon confirmation.
Fuck ICE.
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Please be real
A lot of ICE agents joined just to beat up women
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
A lot of ICE agents joined just to beat up women
Watched the movie Greenland with Morena Baccarin and Gerard Butler, can you imagine the Trump administration trying to handle all that
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Watched the movie Greenland with Morena Baccarin and Gerard Butler, can you imagine the Trump administration trying to handle all that
I can't join ICE because I'm not a domestic abuser
i can’t join ice because i know how to make a woman cum
I can't join ICE because I don't need to use force to get what I want.
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I can't join ICE because I'm not a domestic abuser
Ok now the synth is being disrespectful towards the disabled
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Ok now the synth is being disrespectful towards the disabled
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn
The synth guy recorded the soundtrack while watching the movie for the first time. One take
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 AM
The synth guy recorded the soundtrack while watching the movie for the first time. One take
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn
I'm dying at the random synth noises
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn
January 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I'm dying at the random synth noises
#TheLastDriveIn
#TheLastDriveIn