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actuallyferalab.bsky.social
Sparkles McCuntyBee
@actuallyferalab.bsky.social
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Cryptid spawn of an Eldritch Horror and Goetic Demon. Temporarily inconvenienced by this current form. NB/Agender.

she/they/dude
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Donald Trump during his meeting with Zohran Mamdani
A radioactive glowing Mr. Burns from the Simpsons saying "I'll bring you love"
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Released Epstein files are gonna look like this
Image of a solid black box
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Screenshot of Jessica Lange in American Horror Story with an altered quote "There's not going to be $2000 tariff checks you stupid slut"
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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JD Vance and Erika Kirk's IVF baby
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Guinea pig lap cuddles time during #TheLastDriveIn, featuring Po
Picture of a skinny pig napping in her cozy cave sack
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Po is not a huge fan of celery so I guess I'm eating a bunch of celery
Hairless guinea pig with ginger peach fuzz and red eyes in front of a salad dish
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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My dad played The Men Who Make the Music and We're All Devo! VHS tapes for me as a smol toddler so I guess you can say I was groomed by Devo (who were right about everything)
Jerry Casale and Josh Hager of Devo performing Freedom of Choice live in front of an image of The United States flag with multiple holes burning through it
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Me before going over the agenda at the monthly Antifa meeting
The satanic minister from animated TV show Metalocalypse reminding members to clean up after themselves because "um, ok, this is a church of Satan. This isn't a waste paper basket."
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Santa double-checking his list of naughty boys
Andrew Taint tweet that says "it's not only Charlie. There's a list."
September 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Got sent to the gulag for not mourning the extremist podcaster and master child debater
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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😞🙏
September 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Chillin with Sweet Po(tato) 🥔
Multiple pictures of a skinny pig (hairless guinea pig) named Po with sparse ginger fur and red eyes. Her ears look like wood ear mushrooms.
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Introducing Po to horror
#TheLastDriveIn
A skinny pig with sparse ginger fuzzies and red eyes watching The Last Drive In
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I have a new baby, her name is Po (short for Potato)
Picture of a skinny pig (hairless guinea pig) inside her pink castle Picture of a skinny pig (hairless guinea pig). She has red eyes and sparse orange fur that's mostly on her head and face. Her body looks like a pink ballsack
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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My face when
Stacy Keach looking despondent whilst dealing with a unique hair transplant situation in a segment from John Carpenter's Body Bags
August 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Found a garden snail with a parasitic worm infection. Its name is Grant Grant and I'm keeping it as a pet
Garden snail with a parasitic worm infection, worms green striped and extended into the snail's eyestalks
July 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Is my countdown lying to me
#TheLastDriveIn
Picture of TV screen showing the countdown to start of The Last Drive-In on Shudder, movie marquee sign in the background says Never Dies
July 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I imagine my mom jolting awake at 3am going "oh shit that's right, I made kids with a brown man."
Text exchange with my mother, she said "with all the shenanigans going on do you need a copy of your birth certificate? I know you have a Real ID. I have your original." I responded "I have my birth certificate already." Mom: "Oh ok. Just checking." Me: "If I get disappeared, I'm probably in Alligator Auschwitz. Tell Wargen and the cats I love them." Mom: "Oh geez I sure hope not 😂"
July 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Would you like to have a common sense political discussion regarding your complete 180 since selling your soul to become VP to "America's Hitler?"
July 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Map of North America with the Spirit Halloween store logo over the United States
July 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Boss asked how I'm doing during our weekly check-in and my immediate unfiltered response was "thinking of changing my name to my married name to avoid denaturalization and getting thrown in the Florida gulag" and his face went all traumatized Pim from Smiling Friends
Pim from Smiling Friends, holding cotton candy, staring at the ground wide-eyed and traumatized
July 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Sometimes things align with Wargen's unhinged posts
(2/10)
Screenshot of a BlueSky post from Wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social that says "they banned me from doing close-up magic for the chimps at the zoo after one of them had an existential crisis." Includes my message "omg I'm dying right now one of the first things Sean Astin does is show caveman Brendan Fraser the thumb trick."
June 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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True though
Sawfly larvae Signal flies about to start humping Dome spider Cute fly in a yellow lilly
June 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Miss you, Evecat
Me cuddling with Evecat, the most precious beautiful dilute calico princess
June 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Opening new browser tabs at work and getting bombarded by bald JD Vance meme in the news is so funny
The bald JD Vance meme picture with the text "you have committed a crime. Did you even say sorry?"
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM