Sparkles McCuntyBee
@actuallyferalab.bsky.social
Cryptid spawn of an Eldritch Horror and Goetic Demon. Temporarily inconvenienced by this current form. NB/Agender.
she/they/dude
she/they/dude
Donald Trump during his meeting with Zohran Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Donald Trump during his meeting with Zohran Mamdani
Before their meeting, Mamdani spritzed himself with pheromones that reminded Trump of Bubba (the horse 🐴) and that's why he was all 😍🤤
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Before their meeting, Mamdani spritzed himself with pheromones that reminded Trump of Bubba (the horse 🐴) and that's why he was all 😍🤤
Is there going to be a surge in FBI agent suicides?
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Is there going to be a surge in FBI agent suicides?
Released Epstein files are gonna look like this
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Released Epstein files are gonna look like this
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is this anything
Schrödinger's Epstein Files: they're both a hoax that don't exist but also grounds to investigate Clinton who got his dick sucked by Trump
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Schrödinger's Epstein Files: they're both a hoax that don't exist but also grounds to investigate Clinton who got his dick sucked by Trump
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
I already cracked this case
*Smoking my vape like Sherlock Holmes*
My god, the president is a paedophile
My god, the president is a paedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I already cracked this case
Vote for me and I'll release the Epstein files! They're on Bondi's desk! Actually they don't exist at all. Ok they do exist but they're a Democratic hoax and they were fabricated by Biden and/or Obama. Please don't release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-Pedo Trump
-Pedo Trump
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Vote for me and I'll release the Epstein files! They're on Bondi's desk! Actually they don't exist at all. Ok they do exist but they're a Democratic hoax and they were fabricated by Biden and/or Obama. Please don't release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-Pedo Trump
-Pedo Trump
Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and sexually abuse a preteen and not lose any supporters
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and sexually abuse a preteen and not lose any supporters
Bitch, I am once again asking
Kim Davis needs to go away forever and I never want to see her name again, unless it's in a local obituary so I can say "good riddance."
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bitch, I am once again asking
Had a microscopic zit or ingrown hair right above my lip but don't worry I picked at it so now it looks like an inflamed herpe
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Had a microscopic zit or ingrown hair right above my lip but don't worry I picked at it so now it looks like an inflamed herpe
Lost consciousness from listening to RFK jr and then he ran away 😮💨
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Lost consciousness from listening to RFK jr and then he ran away 😮💨
Alien: Earth made the obnoxious and unlikeable tech mogul a trillionaire because the show is science fiction
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Alien: Earth made the obnoxious and unlikeable tech mogul a trillionaire because the show is science fiction
Facing life in prison for laugh-reacting too many official US Government FB posts
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Facing life in prison for laugh-reacting too many official US Government FB posts
Reposted by Sparkles McCuntyBee
Segregated food pantries: MAGA can have off-brand and recently expired items
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Segregated food pantries: MAGA can have off-brand and recently expired items
I thought Dick Cheney was already dead
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I thought Dick Cheney was already dead
Well, Soylent meal replacement already exists. They just need to add in the people during the Greater Depression (US)
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Well, Soylent meal replacement already exists. They just need to add in the people during the Greater Depression (US)
Shame that The Great Gatsby-themed Mar-a-Lago Halloween party didn't end with a murder-suicide. Fake-ass classic lit fans.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Shame that The Great Gatsby-themed Mar-a-Lago Halloween party didn't end with a murder-suicide. Fake-ass classic lit fans.
JD Vance and Erika Kirk's IVF baby
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
JD Vance and Erika Kirk's IVF baby
I love Halloween. It's my favorite day. It would be extra fun if a bloated orange pumpkin died today.
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I love Halloween. It's my favorite day. It would be extra fun if a bloated orange pumpkin died today.
5150/86/25th amendment the US prez
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
5150/86/25th amendment the US prez
I'm only mean because I wish everyone else cared about other people as much as I do, the stupid dumb idiots 😠
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm only mean because I wish everyone else cared about other people as much as I do, the stupid dumb idiots 😠
The United States is such a young country that if it died now, it'd be like an after-birth abortion. Shouldn't that upset the MAGAs
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The United States is such a young country that if it died now, it'd be like an after-birth abortion. Shouldn't that upset the MAGAs