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ActualJake 🌽
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Leftist. Atheist. Steamer. Dungeon Master.

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Bearing - The Internet's DUMBEST Bootlicker

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Bearing - The Internet's DUMBEST Bootlicker
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mr beast creeps me out like a cold spot in the center of a room or something, just an absolute void where there should be a man
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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I didn't understand the "AI Will Kill You" commercial for AI
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
If any Christians want to bet me that Jesus is coming back I'm opening my books
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Breaking: Democrat Chasity Martinez just won a Louisiana district in a massive landslide victory.

Trump won this district by 13 points.
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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tfw you leave Plato’s cave

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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
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February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Trump's attempt to crush a religious uprising might be obvious if the press corps treated everyone’s faith as equally authentic, hence equally legitimate. It doesn’t.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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He def has some similarities with Lincoln and Kennedy
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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OMG. He literally went with "they were no angels" which is the mocking phrase people use to point out how authorities try to minimize their law enforcement executions. And he's using it earnestly because he doesn't realize how it's actually used.
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Do Not Call Tim Pool a BOOTLICKER okay?!
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Do Not Call Tim Pool a BOOTLICKER okay?!
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Tim Pool's EMBARRASSING Crashout

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Tim Pool's Embarrassing Temper Tantrum
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February 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
No billionaires at all, perhaps? 🤔
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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the average lib replies complaining about leftists always look like this
February 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM