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· Jan 23
Oh well, at least the internet leftists who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Harris can sleep in peace knowing they accomplished their goal of keeping her out of office.
Feels like there should be teeth there.
What if we took away Purdue Pete's pupils? Better or worse?
November 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Feels like there should be teeth there.
So, any ideas why a 747 with no tail light and no registration information on Flightradar would’ve been landing in Lansing a half-hour or so ago?
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So, any ideas why a 747 with no tail light and no registration information on Flightradar would’ve been landing in Lansing a half-hour or so ago?
Paging @hulcricket.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The next administration should make DEI programs mandatory for any organization seeking government funds and require a five-year audit history before applying. Oh, you bent the knee and canceled yours? Sucks to be you. See you in five years.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The next administration should make DEI programs mandatory for any organization seeking government funds and require a five-year audit history before applying. Oh, you bent the knee and canceled yours? Sucks to be you. See you in five years.
He’s never heard the Cbat story.
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He’s never heard the Cbat story.
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who said romance is dead?
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
who said romance is dead?
Met with a surgeon about my hip today. Is it bad when they say things like “This typically takes about an hour, but it your case it’ll probably be closer to an hour and a half because of the amount we have to chip out”?
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Met with a surgeon about my hip today. Is it bad when they say things like “This typically takes about an hour, but it your case it’ll probably be closer to an hour and a half because of the amount we have to chip out”?
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Dang. Rodney's is an institution.
How Rodney Clark became Toronto’s King of Oysters: ‘He was Order of Canada-big’
How Rodney Clark became Toronto’s King of Oysters: ‘He was Order of Canada-big’
Clark, the skilled storyteller and entertainer who opened Rodney’s Oyster House in the 1980s, died last week at age 75.
www.thestar.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Dang. Rodney's is an institution.
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Don't know if anyone heard but the Canadian government culled 400 ostriches on a ranch in BC because of an avian flu outbreak, but not before the owners turned it into the usual anti-government culture-war BS. Anyhow, New Yorkers might be interested to see who tried to lobby against the cull:
![From The Guardian, "Canada pushes on with 'complete depopulation' plan to cull 400 ostriches," 6 November 2025:
"Robert F Kennedy Jr, the US health secretary, lobbied Canadian officials and Mehmet Oz, a physician and former TV host appointed by Trump as the director of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, offered to move the birds to his ranch in Florida. [Highlighted by poster] US billionaire John Catsimatidis has also pleaded with the Canadian government to reverse its cull order."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:na2snpnj3zozleeiv36pjwz6/bafkreicrei6brqvqbxoyipttydkd5uq7urghmvy62qvwv2scsd23juvzam@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Don't know if anyone heard but the Canadian government culled 400 ostriches on a ranch in BC because of an avian flu outbreak, but not before the owners turned it into the usual anti-government culture-war BS. Anyhow, New Yorkers might be interested to see who tried to lobby against the cull:
Changed out of my jeans when we got home this afternoon. Who needs joggers when you’ve got jorts and knee-high compression socks?
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Changed out of my jeans when we got home this afternoon. Who needs joggers when you’ve got jorts and knee-high compression socks?
For Torontonians who remember downtown before Yonge-Dundas Square.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
For Torontonians who remember downtown before Yonge-Dundas Square.
Costco? Braved. Winter wheels? Installed. Salted caramel brownie sundae? Shared with kid.
I need a nap.
I need a nap.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Costco? Braved. Winter wheels? Installed. Salted caramel brownie sundae? Shared with kid.
I need a nap.
I need a nap.
BREAKING: The new caramel brownie sundae at Costco is incredibly good. Like, better than Culver's. It’s ridiculous.
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
BREAKING: The new caramel brownie sundae at Costco is incredibly good. Like, better than Culver's. It’s ridiculous.
My brother's 50th was on the weekend. My sister-in-law organized a surprise party with live music. I had never heard of the artist but his Wikipedia entry describes him as a Canadian GG Allin. I have many questions.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My brother's 50th was on the weekend. My sister-in-law organized a surprise party with live music. I had never heard of the artist but his Wikipedia entry describes him as a Canadian GG Allin. I have many questions.
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wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
Paging @hooverstreetrag.org
The #MackinacBridge Authority is auctioning off sections of original steel grating. Pieces are approximately 5 1/2 feet by 38 feet by 5 inches deep.
www.govdeals.com/en/search?is...
www.govdeals.com/en/search?is...
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Hot take: The only thing bad about time changes is that GWB screwed up when we do them. Nobody complained when we jumped forward in April and back in October.
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hot take: The only thing bad about time changes is that GWB screwed up when we do them. Nobody complained when we jumped forward in April and back in October.
Back to college football: Don’t remember if I posted this at the time, but Mel Tucker's place is on the market:
apps.realtor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Back to college football: Don’t remember if I posted this at the time, but Mel Tucker's place is on the market:
I have somehow made a balsamic vinaigrette capable of holding soft peaks; ask me anything.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have somehow made a balsamic vinaigrette capable of holding soft peaks; ask me anything.