ACME Sales Rep.
@acmesalesrep.bsky.social
Nice guy. Tries hard. Loves the game.
Hexachloroethane is a carcinogen and causes liver damage. It’s a chemical weapon and anyone exposed should be able to sue the asses off whoever deployed it.
“It was the green smoke: hexachloroethane, a chemical irritant they’ve been using. When those canisters go off, they pop and bang, kind of like a firework. Dozens of canisters were going off.“ On the ground in Minneapolis today -> www.theverge.com/policy/86741...
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Hexachloroethane is a carcinogen and causes liver damage. It’s a chemical weapon and anyone exposed should be able to sue the asses off whoever deployed it.
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You have blood on your hands.
January 25, 2026 at 12:21 AM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov You have blood on your hands.
@maggiehendricks.bsky.social Important news from my wife:
January 23, 2026 at 11:05 PM
@maggiehendricks.bsky.social Important news from my wife:
115° of hip flexion as measured by my PT yesterday.
So: Three weeks ago I was in a hospital room having just had my hip replaced. I am now walking unaided (though still not at 100% strength) with nothing more than some muscle soreness from physical therapy. Modern medicine is a goddamned miracle.
January 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM
115° of hip flexion as measured by my PT yesterday.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social If you can’t whip your caucus, you can’t lead it. Resign.
Department of Homeland Security spending bill just passed 220-207 with the support of the following Democrats:
• Henry Cuellar
• Tom Suozzi
• Vicente Gonzalez
• Laura Gilles
• Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
• Jared Golden
• Don Davis
• Henry Cuellar
• Tom Suozzi
• Vicente Gonzalez
• Laura Gilles
• Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
• Jared Golden
• Don Davis
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social If you can’t whip your caucus, you can’t lead it. Resign.
So: Three weeks ago I was in a hospital room having just had my hip replaced. I am now walking unaided (though still not at 100% strength) with nothing more than some muscle soreness from physical therapy. Modern medicine is a goddamned miracle.
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
So: Three weeks ago I was in a hospital room having just had my hip replaced. I am now walking unaided (though still not at 100% strength) with nothing more than some muscle soreness from physical therapy. Modern medicine is a goddamned miracle.
@schumer.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov
Any plans to do anything about this, or are you still trying to negotiate a budget deal that gives them more money?
(Continuing to fund ICE is how you lose donations and get primaried from the left, BTW.)
Any plans to do anything about this, or are you still trying to negotiate a budget deal that gives them more money?
(Continuing to fund ICE is how you lose donations and get primaried from the left, BTW.)
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov
Any plans to do anything about this, or are you still trying to negotiate a budget deal that gives them more money?
(Continuing to fund ICE is how you lose donations and get primaried from the left, BTW.)
Any plans to do anything about this, or are you still trying to negotiate a budget deal that gives them more money?
(Continuing to fund ICE is how you lose donations and get primaried from the left, BTW.)
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov
Not a goddamned penny for ICE. If that means defunding DHS or shutting down the government, so be it.
Not a goddamned penny for ICE. If that means defunding DHS or shutting down the government, so be it.
Staring at a five-alarm fire, Democrats work up a good mouthful of spit.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Democrats Support Bill That Would Give ICE $10 Billion
The party has few good options for restraining ICE, which is flush with cash thanks to the passage of President Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill.
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov
Not a goddamned penny for ICE. If that means defunding DHS or shutting down the government, so be it.
Not a goddamned penny for ICE. If that means defunding DHS or shutting down the government, so be it.
[extreme Godspell voice] PRE-EE-EE-PARE THEE
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 PM
[extreme Godspell voice] PRE-EE-EE-PARE THEE
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Three straight national championships for the Big Ten
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Three straight national championships for the Big Ten
Queen's Pizzeria, a Greek-owned pizza place that was a go-to whenever we had friends in town. Great pizza, great pasta, horrible parking lot. It burned down but the original owners had already opened another place with a lot of the same recipes.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Queen's Pizzeria, a Greek-owned pizza place that was a go-to whenever we had friends in town. Great pizza, great pasta, horrible parking lot. It burned down but the original owners had already opened another place with a lot of the same recipes.
I’m moving from “Abolish ICE and bar every member from ever working in law enforcement again“ to “Abolish ICE and put every member in a public registry like they do for sex offenders.”
This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality
A few days ago, Fox News was whining about ICE agents getting heckled at a Mexican restaurant in Minneapolis.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
Meanwhile, in the town of Willmar, ICE agents had lunch at a Mexican restaurant, waited until it closed, then confronted and arrested three workers as they left.
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I’m moving from “Abolish ICE and bar every member from ever working in law enforcement again“ to “Abolish ICE and put every member in a public registry like they do for sex offenders.”
Worst. Tackle attempt by a kicker. Ever.
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Worst. Tackle attempt by a kicker. Ever.
And I said, what about
URINAL EPIPHANIES
The compiled Tales of Gary would be called The Garyiad.
The compiled Tales of Gary would be called The Garyiad.
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
And I said, what about
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@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social Minneapolis PD will be out in force to shut down this unlawful demonstration, right? Right?
There is going to be an anti-immigrant rally in downtown MPLS this Saturday.
It's going to led by one of the dominant Jan 6ers. This is designed to escalate in order for Trump to declare martial law.
PLEASE DO NOT GO DOWNTOWN, TO THE U, OR TO CEDAR RIVERSIDE ON SATURDAY.
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It's going to led by one of the dominant Jan 6ers. This is designed to escalate in order for Trump to declare martial law.
PLEASE DO NOT GO DOWNTOWN, TO THE U, OR TO CEDAR RIVERSIDE ON SATURDAY.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social Minneapolis PD will be out in force to shut down this unlawful demonstration, right? Right?
Dude's juicing on top of everything else.
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
Fox News’ Unhinged Trump Testosterone Talk Trashed As ‘F**king Nonsense’
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
www.huffpost.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Dude's juicing on top of everything else.
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social ICE are the criminals, not the protestors. Get your police chief in line and frog-march ICE out of the city.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social ICE are the criminals, not the protestors. Get your police chief in line and frog-march ICE out of the city.
Just remembered that I can call Tom Barrett's office and ream him and his colleagues out whenever I feel like it now.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Just remembered that I can call Tom Barrett's office and ream him and his colleagues out whenever I feel like it now.
Haven't shaved since Dec. 30 and man, the beard is a little whiter than it was the last time I let it grow out.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Haven't shaved since Dec. 30 and man, the beard is a little whiter than it was the last time I let it grow out.
To the tune of the Wicked Witch's guards' chant: “Bo-vi-no! Eoh-Ah!”
We need people to start a “GREG bo VI no [clap clap clapclapclap]” chant every time he shows his tiny little self. Dude would break in a week.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
To the tune of the Wicked Witch's guards' chant: “Bo-vi-no! Eoh-Ah!”
Just got back from PT and the woman on the table next to mine had full-throated, “I don’t care who hears this” things to say about Trump, ICE, Minneapolis, and the Michigan GOP to her therapist.
They are so, so fucked when this is over.
They are so, so fucked when this is over.
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Just got back from PT and the woman on the table next to mine had full-throated, “I don’t care who hears this” things to say about Trump, ICE, Minneapolis, and the Michigan GOP to her therapist.
They are so, so fucked when this is over.
They are so, so fucked when this is over.
In the immortal words of Al Snow: WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?
HEAD!
HEAD!
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
In the immortal words of Al Snow: WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?
HEAD!
HEAD!