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The pickle friend.
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Libraries are free for you to use, serve the public good, are great, support creators financially and, I cannot be clear enough about this-- ARE FREE FOR YOU TO USE-- so pirating books makes you kind of an asshole, not some Marxist revolutionary.

If the book you want isn't there *request it.*
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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The president is a pedophile rapist pass it on
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What a fucking joke:

Pacific Internal Medicine Assoc new policy: 3% processing fee will be applied to all credit card transactions. Debit, HSA & FSA cards will not be accepted. Cash/check without any fee. Copays required at the time of visit. Additional $10 fee if not paid at the time of visit.
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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My daughter just asked me what I would do if I had a penis for a day and I responded that I'd probably get a raise.
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Dear Senator Schiff @schiff.senate.gov
This California voter will remember this vote.

No Democrat who expects to be re-elected should be voting in favor of any Trump nominee. Period.

You of all people should understand the stakes.
Dems/Ind Senators voting in favor: Coons, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Heinrich, Kaine, Kelly, King (I), Klobuchar, Reed, Schiff, Shaheen, Welch, & Whitehouse.

Senators not voting: Duckworth & Tillis
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In my meekest, softest voice, “Hey.”

Teenager:
a man wearing a hat and scarf says " what " in front of a poster for eddie murphy coming to america
Alt: Samuel L. Jackson in a scene from Coming to America where he is aggressively saying, “WHAT?!”
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Manager, "blah blah blah as we build out the tables."

My brain:

#ITYSL
a man with glasses and a gray shirt says tables
Alt: An animated GIF of Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave leaning over and saying, "TABLES."
media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
How many times a night can I lose the AppleTV remote in my blankets?
a close up of a woman 's face with a ponytail and a surprised look on her face .
Alt: A gif of Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls saying, “The limit does not exist.”
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Earthquake
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
God forbid a girl provide for her family.
A bear was spotted walking through a Dollar General in a strip mall along a highway in the rural reaches of northern New Jersey. “This is not good,” the man taking a video says.
So a Bear Walks Into a New Jersey Dollar Store …
It happened in New Jersey, it was no joke, and it did not end well for the bear.
nyti.ms
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Donald Trump jump scare in this Charlie Sheen documentary on Netflix.
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@pacificgaselectric.bsky.social Man, get it together with your billing statements. Is this bill overdue, or is it up to date? Do I owe money, or do I have a credit? Why are your bills impossible to figure out?
September 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Protests against Trump erupt inside D.C. restaurant as people chant to his face: “FREE D.C.! FREE PALESTINE! TRUMP IS THE H*TLER OF OUR TIME!” (via Sam Waldenberg / CNN)
September 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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his father was unavailable for comment
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social It was puppy petting day in the office.
August 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Phone in bed time. Phone in bed time.
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I've seen a lot in this city, but I've never seen a guy walking a skunk on a leash ... until today, that is.
August 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What’s the worst show you’re currently watching?
August 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM