Reid Blakley
@abellyirked.bsky.social
Cartoonist & animator. Writer sometimes for Stereogum & The Scene YYC. Guitar in theplodes.bsky.social. Sweet pea of @heycallmeash.bsky.social. I’m a he.
Insta: @abellyirked
theplodes.bandcamp.com
Insta: @abellyirked
theplodes.bandcamp.com
[Gatineau bullying Ottawa]
More like SNOTtawa. I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you
More like SNOTtawa. I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
[Gatineau bullying Ottawa]
More like SNOTtawa. I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you
More like SNOTtawa. I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you
Ok back to not paying attention to, or knowing anything about, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Ok back to not paying attention to, or knowing anything about, baseball
Just realized one of the very first things I did in November was *shave off* a moustache
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just realized one of the very first things I did in November was *shave off* a moustache
Can someone who’s not a chud or a tankie give me a reason to be cynical about Carney’s housing thing he announced today because it seems pretty decent compared to what I would’ve expected from the Libs
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Can someone who’s not a chud or a tankie give me a reason to be cynical about Carney’s housing thing he announced today because it seems pretty decent compared to what I would’ve expected from the Libs
How many people who would believe this also know what “hyperbole” means
Ted Cruz Claims Democrats ‘Want More Child Molesters’ in the U.S. – ‘And That Is Not Hyperbole’
Ted Cruz Claims Democrats ‘Want More Child Molesters’ in the U.S. – ‘And That Is Not Hyperbole’
Sen. Ted Cruz claimed that Democrats "want more child molesters" in the U.S. and insisted that his comment "is not hyperbole."
The post Ted Cruz Claims Democrats ‘Want More Child Molesters’ in the U.S. – ‘And That Is Not Hyperbole’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
July 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
How many people who would believe this also know what “hyperbole” means
Might try getting into Sabbath now
July 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Might try getting into Sabbath now
I like when things are brown. Sometimes it means they’re chocolate, or a dog. But then of course there’s poop.
July 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I like when things are brown. Sometimes it means they’re chocolate, or a dog. But then of course there’s poop.
was just on a flight seated next to the current keyboard player for [famous band] and at one point he was Googling the former keyboard player
July 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
was just on a flight seated next to the current keyboard player for [famous band] and at one point he was Googling the former keyboard player
Not topical and I’m not the target demographic here, but if Chappel Roan’s “The Giver” doesn’t make you feel unbounded joy I think you should hit yourself in the face for a million years until you die.
June 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Not topical and I’m not the target demographic here, but if Chappel Roan’s “The Giver” doesn’t make you feel unbounded joy I think you should hit yourself in the face for a million years until you die.
The thing about the Who’s On First routine is that it’s premised on there being a guy whose last name is literally I Don’t Know. An 8-year-old could come up with something better
May 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The thing about the Who’s On First routine is that it’s premised on there being a guy whose last name is literally I Don’t Know. An 8-year-old could come up with something better
“They’re transvestigating the Pope” should be the new “they did surgery on a grape”
May 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“They’re transvestigating the Pope” should be the new “they did surgery on a grape”
Leah Gazan for NDP leader, just putting it out there
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Leah Gazan for NDP leader, just putting it out there
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happy 30th birthday to A Goofy Movie which debuted April 7 1995, half a year behind schedule due to a single pixel on a single monitor
April 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
happy 30th birthday to A Goofy Movie which debuted April 7 1995, half a year behind schedule due to a single pixel on a single monitor
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I wrote about tariffs and the longstanding conservative desire for conflict and strife, even when it doesn't seem to make any sense.
Trump's Tariffs and the Conservative Death Drive
The tariffs reveal a crucial element of right-wing psychology
stringinamaze.net
April 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I wrote about tariffs and the longstanding conservative desire for conflict and strife, even when it doesn't seem to make any sense.
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I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
[utterance that somehow perfectly combines “…the fuck??” with “well, ‘twas ever thus” into one noise]
Saudi Arabia just bought Pokémon GO, and probably all of your location data with it.
🔗 www.404media.co/saudi-arabia...
🔗 www.404media.co/saudi-arabia...
March 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
[utterance that somehow perfectly combines “…the fuck??” with “well, ‘twas ever thus” into one noise]
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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
Wait do people actually believe this
February 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wait do people actually believe this
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The federal funding freeze is impacting virtually every American and probably most people on earth either directly or indirectly and the dems are twiddling their thumbs and voting to confirm his cabinet
January 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The federal funding freeze is impacting virtually every American and probably most people on earth either directly or indirectly and the dems are twiddling their thumbs and voting to confirm his cabinet
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factually, people in america create the most art during time periods where a flop apartment costs two hundred dollars
"Things might be tough but it's great for artists! They'll create more!" You might not believe me but going through a lifetime's worth of stress Every Single Week for years and years- is actually not the optimal set of circumstances that inspires artists to create
January 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
factually, people in america create the most art during time periods where a flop apartment costs two hundred dollars
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I highly recommend this piece by Kelly Hayes about how to face these coming days of ramped-up American fascism. She does not shy away from the harsh reality but offers a great moral and practical blueprint, one that may also be less rough on your nervous system. Thank you @mskellymhayes.bsky.social!
I wrote about Trump's executive orders, including his attacks on trans and undocumented people, and how we should be orienting ourselves to defy fascist violence in this moment. This piece includes commentary from @chasestrangio.bsky.social and @silkys13.bsky.social.
A Brutal Beginning: Orienting Ourselves Amid the Shock and Awe
We must be prepared to live and act defiantly, deriving no legitimacy from the illegitimate brutes who would govern us.
organizingmythoughts.org
January 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I highly recommend this piece by Kelly Hayes about how to face these coming days of ramped-up American fascism. She does not shy away from the harsh reality but offers a great moral and practical blueprint, one that may also be less rough on your nervous system. Thank you @mskellymhayes.bsky.social!
Just saw a very hip and stylish ad for eye drops and now I want to hear trap beats under an add for shoehorns or perhaps dog ass ointment
January 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Just saw a very hip and stylish ad for eye drops and now I want to hear trap beats under an add for shoehorns or perhaps dog ass ointment