Aaron Segman
@aaronsegman.bsky.social
Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™.
Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️🤦
He/him
Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️🤦
He/him
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Aaron Segman
@aaronsegman.bsky.social
· Dec 11
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was putting his hand in front of your nose and pulling back his hand with the tip of his thumb between his fingers and telling you he's got your nose
If you've never seen any of Stewart Lee's stand-up, it's worth seeking out. Even though many of the references were lost on me since I'm not from the UK, it's still fascinating to watch him command a space or totally pivot halfway through a bit.
youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...
youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...
Stewart Lee on Marvel in the era of Trump & ICE
YouTube video by Class Clown Podcast
youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
If you've never seen any of Stewart Lee's stand-up, it's worth seeking out. Even though many of the references were lost on me since I'm not from the UK, it's still fascinating to watch him command a space or totally pivot halfway through a bit.
youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...
youtube.com/shorts/UpXBA...
Robert California has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Robert California has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Wizzlers
Wizzlers
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Fruit Stripe Gun
Fruit Stripe Gun
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Wizzlers
Wizzlers
Reposted by Aaron Segman
The scourge of grammar-based vandalism has got to be stopped.
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The scourge of grammar-based vandalism has got to be stopped.
Apparently the judge in the Mahmoud Khahlil lawsuit got pretty feisty in calling out Trump. He's a Reagan appointee, too. That last line...oof.
theintercept.com/2025/09/30/r...
theintercept.com/2025/09/30/r...
Judge Finds Rubio and Noem Intentionally Targeted Pro-Palestine Activists to Chill Speech
The unusual ruling considered the Trump administration’s targeting of students a clear violation of the First Amendment.
theintercept.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Apparently the judge in the Mahmoud Khahlil lawsuit got pretty feisty in calling out Trump. He's a Reagan appointee, too. That last line...oof.
theintercept.com/2025/09/30/r...
theintercept.com/2025/09/30/r...
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary Potter and the Gary Hallows, Part Gary
Gary Potter and the Gary Hallows, Part Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary does Dallas
Gary does Dallas
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary and Prejudice
Gary and Prejudice
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary Potter and the Gary Hallows, Part Gary
Gary Potter and the Gary Hallows, Part Gary
Subtly downgrade a band
Counting Cows
Counting Cows
subtly downgrade a band
Linkin Park Bench
Linkin Park Bench
September 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Subtly downgrade a band
Counting Cows
Counting Cows
NSFW a Band
Poon-Tang Clan
or Cumbawumba
Poon-Tang Clan
or Cumbawumba
NSFW a Band
Three Dong Night
Three Dong Night
NSFW a Band
The SugarBoobs
The SugarBoobs
September 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
NSFW a Band
Poon-Tang Clan
or Cumbawumba
Poon-Tang Clan
or Cumbawumba
Post a female character you love.
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Post a female character you love.
The latest Bad Faith has some good discussion about being too online & how it plays into the hands of our feudal overlords. Ignore the headline about Taibbi. That was a small part of the ep & seemed kinda petty compared to the wide-ranging talk that followed.
badfaith.libsyn.com/episode-510-...
badfaith.libsyn.com/episode-510-...
Bad Faith: Episode 510 - Matt Taibbi's Free Speech Blind Spot (w/ Russell Dobular & Keaton Weiss)
to instantly unlock our full premium episode library: Russell and Keaton from return to Bad Faith to pick up where : The curious lacuna in journalist Matt Tabbi's coverage of censorship. ...
badfaith.libsyn.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The latest Bad Faith has some good discussion about being too online & how it plays into the hands of our feudal overlords. Ignore the headline about Taibbi. That was a small part of the ep & seemed kinda petty compared to the wide-ranging talk that followed.
badfaith.libsyn.com/episode-510-...
badfaith.libsyn.com/episode-510-...
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Make a band singular:
The Mormon Tabernacle Guy
The Mormon Tabernacle Guy
Make a band singular:
Duran
Duran
🏳️⚧️☠️Alt Soil & Water Conservation District Supervisory Board☠️🏳️🌈
@rockpaperpencil.bsky.social
· Sep 14
Make a band singular:
A Live Crew
A Live Crew
September 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Make a band singular:
The Mormon Tabernacle Guy
The Mormon Tabernacle Guy
A bill for Soviet-style travel restrictions, brought to you by red, white & blue Republicans. It wouldn't do to have you leaving the country once they've made it great again. Aren't they just so American that it stirs your heart?
theintercept.com/2025/09/13/m...
theintercept.com/2025/09/13/m...
New Bill Would Give Marco Rubio “Thought Police” Power to Revoke U.S. Passports
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has already sought to punish immigrants for speech. New legislation might let him revoke passports from U.S. citizens.
theintercept.com
September 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A bill for Soviet-style travel restrictions, brought to you by red, white & blue Republicans. It wouldn't do to have you leaving the country once they've made it great again. Aren't they just so American that it stirs your heart?
theintercept.com/2025/09/13/m...
theintercept.com/2025/09/13/m...
Literally, Charlie Kirk's last act was dodging a question about gun violence. (Warning: while there's nothing to blur out because this person was standing a little behind him, the moment it happens is still kinda disturbing.)
youtube.com/shorts/lpfxQ...
youtube.com/shorts/lpfxQ...
Charlie Kirk SHOOTING 4k, UP CLOSE ANGLE pray for Charlie's Family 🙏✝️
YouTube video by Z The Flipper
youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Literally, Charlie Kirk's last act was dodging a question about gun violence. (Warning: while there's nothing to blur out because this person was standing a little behind him, the moment it happens is still kinda disturbing.)
youtube.com/shorts/lpfxQ...
youtube.com/shorts/lpfxQ...
The Onion almost parodying itself, by taking a pretty standard Onion article and completely derailing it halfway down the page.
Do you know how weird you have to get to derail an Onion article? It's this. This is how weird.
theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
Do you know how weird you have to get to derail an Onion article? It's this. This is how weird.
theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
Cyclist Friend Explains Necessity Of $35 Socks
MONESSEN, PA—Recreational cyclist Ethan Coseglia, 38, thoroughly explained the benefits of wearing $35 bike-riding socks to his friend Kevin Washburn Friday, saying that his specially designed socks a...
theonion.com
September 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The Onion almost parodying itself, by taking a pretty standard Onion article and completely derailing it halfway down the page.
Do you know how weird you have to get to derail an Onion article? It's this. This is how weird.
theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
Do you know how weird you have to get to derail an Onion article? It's this. This is how weird.
theonion.com/cyclist-frie...
GOP senator literally doesn't know what principles are.
Some aide had to whisper in his ear, "Mr. Senator, principles are abstractions," only to get a puzzled look.
Some aide had to whisper in his ear, "Mr. Senator, principles are abstractions," only to get a puzzled look.
man. if Eric Schmitt's speech to NatCon isn't a sign of the times, i don't know what is
!["America is not a 'universal nation.' ... [American] principles are not abstractions. They are living, breathing things — rooted in a people and embodied in a way of life."
Senator Eric Schmitt got a standing ovation at Nat Con DC for saying America as a nation is the property of a distinct ethnic people.
Americans are a mix of “the most adventurous, the most courageous, the most curious and innovative” of the English, Scotch-Irish, and continental Europeans, who came as settlers and have spent hundreds of years building, fighting, and dying for "a homeland for themselves and their descendants."
"We’re a nation of settlers, explorers, and pioneers — born on the ocean waters that carried the first ships to our shores and forged in the crucible of a wild frontier. Our people tamed a continent, built a civilization from the wilderness, and wrote our nation’s name in history.
"Our ancestors were driven here by destiny, possessed by urgent and fiery conviction, by burning belief, devoted to their cause and their God."
"The Continental Army soldiers dying of frostbite at Valley Forge, Pilgrims struggling to survive in the hard winter soil of Plymouth, pioneers striking out from Missouri for the wild and dangerous frontier, [and] outnumbered Kentucky settlers, repelling wave after wave of Indian war band attacks from behind their stockade walls, would be astonished to hear that they were only fighting for a 'proposition.'
"They believed they were forging a nation — a homeland for themselves and their descendants."
"America, in all its glory, is their gift to us, handed down across the generations.
"It belongs to us. It’s our birthright, our heritage, our destiny.
"If America is everything and everyone, then it is nothing and no one at all."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreif3x7re3lubuj7kzurj3ayotcnq2l46kwb2p5hp2zid2dagzth5nu@jpeg)
September 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
GOP senator literally doesn't know what principles are.
Some aide had to whisper in his ear, "Mr. Senator, principles are abstractions," only to get a puzzled look.
Some aide had to whisper in his ear, "Mr. Senator, principles are abstractions," only to get a puzzled look.
Reposted by Aaron Segman
I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down Gary
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down Gary
Ruin a movie with Gary
The Unbearable Lightness of Gary
The Unbearable Lightness of Gary
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary
Gary and Prejudice
Gary and Prejudice
September 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down Gary
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down Gary
Allison Strange #2: Weird Adventures in Alaska
Another foray into the world of Allison Strange.
www.kickstarter.com
September 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM