Aaron Segman
@aaronsegman.bsky.social
Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™.
Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️🤦
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Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️🤦
He/him
The Harry Potter franchise took a weird turn with that book
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The Harry Potter franchise took a weird turn with that book
Satan doesn't have skin?
*furious jotting of notes*
*furious jotting of notes*
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Satan doesn't have skin?
*furious jotting of notes*
*furious jotting of notes*
Yo, I'm the FRESH surface, yo
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yo, I'm the FRESH surface, yo
Reposted by Aaron Segman
At least this time she didn't say "we're all going to die" and then smirk. So this performance is an improvement for her. Baby steps.
youtu.be/uuikbGjH9-o
youtu.be/uuikbGjH9-o
Sen. Joni Ernst posts apology to social media after viral video of Medicaid response
YouTube video by We Are Iowa Local 5 News
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
At least this time she didn't say "we're all going to die" and then smirk. So this performance is an improvement for her. Baby steps.
youtu.be/uuikbGjH9-o
youtu.be/uuikbGjH9-o
He acts like next year's Mardi Gras will be better with troops in the streets.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
September 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
He acts like next year's Mardi Gras will be better with troops in the streets.
Good luck with that.
Good luck with that.
In case someone reads this & doesn't know, yes that's a real thing that happened.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI%E2%...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI%E2%...
FBI–King letter - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
September 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
In case someone reads this & doesn't know, yes that's a real thing that happened.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI%E2%...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FBI%E2%...
Really puts Hoover trying to get MLK to commit suicide in perspective.
September 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Really puts Hoover trying to get MLK to commit suicide in perspective.
When you wear your Wingdings pair, do you introduce yourself as Mr. Checkmark Pointinghand III?
September 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When you wear your Wingdings pair, do you introduce yourself as Mr. Checkmark Pointinghand III?
If I were a religion, beer instead of wine and forget those little shot glasses.
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If I were a religion, beer instead of wine and forget those little shot glasses.
If I were a religion, I'd be worried about the competition.
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If I were a religion, I'd be worried about the competition.
Brilliant, but also sad because this barely sounds like fiction.
September 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Brilliant, but also sad because this barely sounds like fiction.
Please say this 3 times a day from now until Nov. 3, 2026.
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Please say this 3 times a day from now until Nov. 3, 2026.
What is this from?
September 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What is this from?
Yeah, I don't think "this will define your legacy" works on people with no sense of shame.
September 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Yeah, I don't think "this will define your legacy" works on people with no sense of shame.