Aaron Segman
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Aaron Segman
@aaronsegman.bsky.social
Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™.

Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

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The scourge of grammar-based vandalism has got to be stopped.
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Post a female character you love.
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Late bloomers
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Someone in my town still has their Halloween decorations up from last year.
April 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Proof that word games are games of luck. #WQers
March 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
WHAT IF IT'S LOCKED OPEN 🤯
March 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This moment from his utopia montage
February 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This is my rich guy hat
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This Kind of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
January 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
January 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Name a real person who could resist the One Ring
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
December 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Bluesky: we take requests!
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Zoom in, nix the butterfly
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Some patients are afraid to speak up for themselves, even when they see something they know is wrong. I don't think the CDC is trying to put the responsibility on patients. Here's another poster from the website you linked, but aimed at providers.
December 5, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Elon may need to start considering the possibility that God doesn't like him.
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Perfec--wait, playing golf is sloth?

I mean, it's not the decathlon, but sloth?

How about this photo of him sleeping in court during his own criminal trial?
November 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
November 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
That six-letter word better be GINGER
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Anybody know what this thing is called?
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 AM