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Aaron Segman
@aaronsegman.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent weird fiction writer. Witness to Our Stupid Future™.

Here's a buncha emojis so I don't have to use words like some medieval shit-shoveler. 🫀👻💋🐭🐙☄🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

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The scourge of grammar-based vandalism has got to be stopped.
A sign at the self-checkout line at the grocery store saying "10 items or less." Someone wrote in "fewer" next to "less."
October 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Post a female character you love.
A woman taking a break from a hike, sitting on a small hill & looking out over the woods, while her dog gnaws on a stick.
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Late bloomers
A few newly bloomed roses, in a patch of rose bushes where all the other roses have bloomed and withered.
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Someone in my town still has their Halloween decorations up from last year.
A house with a skeleton hanging above the front door, and a decoration on the front lawn that looking like a giant skeleton coming out of the ground.
April 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Proof that word games are games of luck. #WQers
Today's Wordle from the New York Times. You get 6 guesses to guess a 5-letter word. Starting with the 2nd guess, it's clear that the word is _ASTE. The correct answer, BASTE, is guess 6, after more common words have been guessed: TASTE, PASTE, HASTE, and WASTE.
March 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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WHAT IF IT'S LOCKED OPEN 🤯
One of those doohickeys that doors in office buildings sometimes have that locks the door in an open position
March 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
aaronsegman.bsky.social
This moment from his utopia montage
Trump flirts with an exotic dancer as she turns her ass to the camera
February 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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This is my rich guy hat
A guy in a top hat with roses and a little model racehorse on tip of it, with an American-flag-themed hatband.
February 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This Kind of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities
The Uyuni Salt Flats, but someone has set up a table in the middle of the barren landscape
January 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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How I arrived on Bluesky
January 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Name a real person who could resist the One Ring
Mr. Rogers in a yellow cardigan, changing into inside shoes as he would at the beginning of every show
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
aaronsegman.bsky.social
The famous meme of a man staring at a woman other than his girlfriend, with the other woman labeled "nice butts," the man labeled "people who prefer nice butts to incredulous looks," and the girlfriend labeled "incredulous looks"
December 12, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Bluesky: we take requests!
A skeet saying "me: *to bksy* WEIRDER PLEASE" followed immediately by a skeet saying "Mars has a nipple" with a photograph of a lone mountain on Mars that does strongly resemble a nipple if I'm being perfectly honest
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Zoom in, nix the butterfly
The New Yorker logo
December 7, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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Some patients are afraid to speak up for themselves, even when they see something they know is wrong. I don't think the CDC is trying to put the responsibility on patients. Here's another poster from the website you linked, but aimed at providers.
A poster by the CDC saying "My Clean Hands Count For My Patients"
December 5, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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Elon may need to start considering the possibility that God doesn't like him.
A tweet by Elon Musk saying I Heart Canada and featuring a picture of him wearing a shirt that says the same. But he's wearing a jacket over the shirt, which covers the C, part of the D, and the final A in Canada. As a result, it looks like his shirt says I Heart Anal.
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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Perfec--wait, playing golf is sloth?

I mean, it's not the decathlon, but sloth?

How about this photo of him sleeping in court during his own criminal trial?
Trump sleeping in court during his criminal trial.
November 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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The ice cream man from the movie Legion. A human being possessed by a vengeful angel, his mouth opens wider than humanly possible.
November 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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That six-letter word better be GINGER
A word game from YouTube Playables where the scrambled letters are N, R, G, I, G, and E.
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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Anybody know what this thing is called?
It's something you see around a portrait sometimes, especially when the artist is trying to be fancy. It's sort of a fringe with a base, sometimes gold, although there's a green one around Washington's portrait on the $1 bill.
November 27, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Misfits of Science (1985) with Courtney Cox. Basically superheroes before superheroes were cool.
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 AM