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Aaron Button
@aaronbutton.bsky.social
Lover of stories in all forms of media, and their tropes. Well, not literally, or at least not sexually. Also self-deprecating and absurd, in case you couldn’t tell. He/Him
D&D tonight featured skips in reality, for the sake of comedy. At one point they were all fighting John Cena, and winning. As he lay dying, I had him say, “Help me, Joe Hendry…”

My players: Who is Joe Hendry?

From a speaker under the table: Say his name and he appears…

Me: From out of nowhere…
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 AM
I don’t know if it’s just a YouTube thing or if it’s happening in reality, but I’ve seen several videos now of woodworkers building tv cabinets to make flatscreens look like sets from the 50’s, and I just find that hilarious.
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Scandal: Socialist understands and acts upon Vimes' Boots theory.
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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The Shadow is in the public domain as of 2026.

But only as a mysterious narrator. The pulp hero version goes PD next year, and in 2033 he’ll be able to cloud men’s minds so they cannot see him.
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Currently watching When Harry Met Sally, and I just had the realization that only Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan are still with us. Rob Reiner, Nora Ephron, Bruno Kirby, Carrie Fisher… possibly even Mr. Zero, all gone now.
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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The fan theories about a common universe for STRANGER THINGS and THE BLACKLIST can begin now:
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Just came across an ad that claimed sling bags are unmanly, and this was the proper masculine option for carrying your shit.

What in the Miami Vice…
Levence - Premium Leather Shoulder Bag
Levence
levence.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Put on The Copenhagen Test, because a SF spy thriller starring Simu Liu seems like a no-brainer. So far so good…
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Name three comics you’ve owned in at least three editions.

Watchmen (TPB, Absolute edition, and regular hardcover.)

Blue Monday: Absolute Beginners (single issues, TPB, and newer, signed by Chynna Clugston TPB.)

Milk and Cheese (single issues, TPB, and preordered the new omnibus.)
Name three comics you've owned in at least three editions.

- LOVE AND ROCKETS (comics, first Fantagraphics hc/pbks, Titan UK pbks, current Fantagraphics pbks, deluxe hc collections)
- TOMIE (Comics One pbks, Viz pbks, Viz Complete deluxe hc)
- BATMAN YEAR ONE (comics, '88 hc, 2005 hc
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
2025 had one more kick in the balls for us, taking the world’s greatest sheeeeeit talker.

Legends never die…
Sheeeeeeeeeitspeare 101
YouTube video by The Whitlock Academy
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December 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My twelve-year-old daughter's Christmas haul included a cassette Walkman and a Discman, and music to play on both.

Yes, part of it is STRANGER THINGS. But part of it is the seemingly inevitable swing towards throwback tech, coupled with the current longing to be LEFT ALONE TO LISTEN TO SHIT
I used to think that smartphones and streaming were a mistake because giving people the illusion of access to everything all of the time would break us irreparably, but this & returns to iPods, DVDs, records, etc prove that people just want to be people, not 24/7 consumers and marketing targets.
December 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I must admit, the best part of this is how Conan has resigned himself to the fact that this will go on until the day he dies.
Paul Rudd Surprises Conan With A Clip From His Film “Anaconda” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
YouTube video by Team Coco
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December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wanted to put on something just to have something on. Went with The Towering Inferno. I’m only now realizing it has almost the exact same plot beats as Die Hard. Paul Newman was even crawling through an air duct.
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Family was staying at a hotel, and we didn’t have connecting rooms. Guy comes out of the room me & my brother connected to, and she tells him where they are if we make too much noise. Dude says if we make ANY noise, he’s calling the desk and having us ALL kicked out.

His name? Bill Laimbeer.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Having just learned that this is a thing that exists, I must now share it with you all, so that like in The Ring, someone else will die while I live on.
Front Toward Friend Plush | Official Front Toward Friend Store
Discover the official Front Toward Friend Plush store, your go-to destination for the original Whiskey Project Front Toward Friend and more exclusive merchandise. Shop now and get fast, worldwide ship...
fronttowardfriend.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Just got an alert from BBC News.

“Actor Idris Elba…”

Oh please no, I can’t take it if-

“Knighted in New Year’s Honors list.”

Oh fuck yes!
December 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Okay, I’d seen Bardot previously in Contempt, which is great. This was my first time watching her breakout movie, and honestly…
December 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I mean, I’ll most likely put on …And God Created Woman tonight to mark Brigitte Bardot’s passing, but as a reminder Catherine Deneuve is sexier, a better actress, made more films, is a better human being, and is still alive.
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m behind on at least 5 tv shows, including Stranger Things. Which is why tonight instead of watching any of them I ended up putting on a double bill of To Live and Die in L.A. and Carnival of Souls.

Don’t look at me like that, if I could explain it I would.
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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If you are a Portlander (OR) please sign the petition at SaveLloyd.com

We’re trying to save this magnificent structure that is home to cool & weird businesses plus a magnificent ice skating rink. It’s one of the few large indoor spaces with free admission to walk during rainy winters & hot summers
Save Lloyd Center Mall
SaveLloyd.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You only had a week to go, man!

I’m going to miss you, friend…
Whelp, we’re in a new year now. I’m hoping we all live through it.

Yes, @munchkinfunk.bsky.social that includes you.
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I want to watch someone run over these guys. Real slow. ICE is a cauldron of psychopaths, hopped up on white nationalism, and the entire agency has to cut off like a diseased limb. There is no reforming this shit.

Merry Christmas.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Did the adults gift exchange. (It’s like a white elephant, only quality.) I’m walking away with this: a party game and booze. Lucky me.
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Ahem.
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM