Jaye Rochon 🖤
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Jaye Rochon 🖤
@50shadesofjaye.bsky.social
· Mar 20
bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse
Alt: Bugs Bunny dressed as a Valkyrie, gallantly riding on a back of a very chonky white horse wearing a wreath of spring flowers. The horse's mane is pink with flowers. Bugs looks stunning in a golden bustier, a blonde braided pig-tails wig and Viking helmet. Opera Bugs = my favorite Bugs!
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That's what I do: read books and show up late to things.
February 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That's what I do: read books and show up late to things.
At least art of every kind always thrives during times like these... especially horror. I bet we will soon see a renaissance in horror genres.
February 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At least art of every kind always thrives during times like these... especially horror. I bet we will soon see a renaissance in horror genres.
Just remembered how a client nicknamed George R.R. Martin "GRR" because every time she had a (trad-pubbed) sci-fi/fantasy book release for like four years, it was up against MANY GoT titles. 😂 She still always hit the top 25, but IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER, GRR! 🤬⚔️ #booksky
February 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just remembered how a client nicknamed George R.R. Martin "GRR" because every time she had a (trad-pubbed) sci-fi/fantasy book release for like four years, it was up against MANY GoT titles. 😂 She still always hit the top 25, but IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIGHER, GRR! 🤬⚔️ #booksky
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The part of Nigel's multi-instrument solo that kills me (besides the whole thing) is when he tunes the violin, like everything sounded almost perfect and just the one minor adjustment was needed to push it over the cliff
February 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The part of Nigel's multi-instrument solo that kills me (besides the whole thing) is when he tunes the violin, like everything sounded almost perfect and just the one minor adjustment was needed to push it over the cliff
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Make weird shit. The world will be a boring place if you don't.
🎨 Scott Radke
🎨 Scott Radke
February 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Make weird shit. The world will be a boring place if you don't.
🎨 Scott Radke
🎨 Scott Radke
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Sometimes it’s the smallest of things that bring the joy 🌱
February 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sometimes it’s the smallest of things that bring the joy 🌱
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GREASE the musical, 2025: they're all vaping now.
February 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
GREASE the musical, 2025: they're all vaping now.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
I don't want to cook up any of the eggs I do have, because I'm sitting on a literal gold mine.
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don't want to cook up any of the eggs I do have, because I'm sitting on a literal gold mine.
BREAKING: Everything is terrible. Go back to bed.
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
BREAKING: Everything is terrible. Go back to bed.
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My dating app profile page is just a big photo of a dozen eggs.
January 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My dating app profile page is just a big photo of a dozen eggs.
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I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day
January 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day
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I urge everyone reading this to keep your spirits high and to make up your Goddamn mind to be a steel-spined, unrelenting, ultra-resilient, super-charged, motherfucker on wheels.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I urge everyone reading this to keep your spirits high and to make up your Goddamn mind to be a steel-spined, unrelenting, ultra-resilient, super-charged, motherfucker on wheels.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
Toss every thought of, "I can't," out on its ass with such a fierceness that those thoughts wither and die on the vine.
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you are loved, we will win
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
you are loved, we will win
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do not reply to my shitpost with "in all seriousness"
i reject your seriousness
i reject your seriousness
January 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
do not reply to my shitpost with "in all seriousness"
i reject your seriousness
i reject your seriousness
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If all hell has broken loose, where do they keep getting more hell? At HellMart?
January 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If all hell has broken loose, where do they keep getting more hell? At HellMart?
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Joshua at the walls of Jericho, but with a kazoo.
January 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Joshua at the walls of Jericho, but with a kazoo.
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I really need a Marvel or DC movie where the superheroes sit down and knit and enjoy a crisp LaCroix while a menagerie of villains destroys each other fighting for their own self-interest and also leopards eat their faces, that would be a nice touch
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I really need a Marvel or DC movie where the superheroes sit down and knit and enjoy a crisp LaCroix while a menagerie of villains destroys each other fighting for their own self-interest and also leopards eat their faces, that would be a nice touch
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Why bother learning big words when you can fabricaciously prestidigitize them?
January 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Why bother learning big words when you can fabricaciously prestidigitize them?
I had a dream I thought it was February 1st, then when I looked at the calendar to confirm, we still had five whole days left in January. 😭
January 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I had a dream I thought it was February 1st, then when I looked at the calendar to confirm, we still had five whole days left in January. 😭