Paul Smith
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Paul Smith
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Has never seen The Godfather
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SCORIGAMI, part 1 of 4
now on youtube, free to watch for everybody
the rest of the episodes will drop every tuesday through the end of the month

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When a tractor company played in the NFL | SCORIGAMI, Part 1 of 4
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September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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It Only Took 4,000 Gallons of Water But I Finally Got ChatGpt To Call Me A Good Boy
May 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That number baffles me. Its two factors are 631 and 2, meaning they're not bringing a few cases of 8-packs of tortillas or something like that. NASA needs another teleconference to address their reasoning.
you may be amused to learn that NASA held a teleconference the other day about tomorrow's CRS-32 cargo launch, at which they mentioned that they are flying up exactly 1,262 tortillas to the ISS
April 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Mattress companies trying to get you to rent another brownstone to house your hundreds of mattresses @jonbois.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yes but also whenever someone calls an animal poisonous when they're actually venomous, my manifesto gets one page longer
The “language is changing and I don’t like it” brigade are in full denial that language has always changed. The great beauty of English is how ravenously adaptive it is and always has been
April 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory.

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April 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.
February 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
No more runny yolks for awhile, gang
January 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Humidifier Review xkcd.com/3044
January 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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nearly twelve years ago, I tweeted “wook it up on googoo.” I no longer hold these beliefs. now I implore us all instead to go outside, finding the nearest vista. get on the ground, feeling the earth’s support, and take a vow to no longer seek answers. as answers can only be evident within siwence
January 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Or two equally dumb cats, but dumb in profoundly different ways
It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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As the great JFK once said: "fear"
December 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
My favorite way to help sick friends: bring them out in the cold for over an hour then consume beer and cheese in front of them
I went to see Sir W. Pen, who has not been well, and he and I took a coach and went to Moorfields, and there walked, though it was very cold, an hour or two, and went into an alehouse, and there I drank some ale and eat some bread and cheese, but he would not eat a bit.
December 11, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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we are aware of the situation
His favourite books on Good Reads
December 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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I'm once again asking for a show where a librarian, a bookseller, and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their out-of-control book collections. Discuss their sentimental value, their rarity, their histories, then build amazing book nooks and shelves and little libraries to organize them
December 8, 2024 at 2:18 PM
You might think this is the weirdest part of this diary entry, but he hasn't even gotten to the guy covered in blood
Comes Captain Ferrers and the German, Emanuel Luffe, who goes as one of my Lord’s footmen, though he deserves a much better preferment, to take their leave of me. I got the German to play upon my theorbo, which he did both below and in my wife’s chamber, who was in bed.
December 7, 2024 at 11:01 AM
We are so back
Welcome to Season Five, family. Available today wherever you enjoy fine audio entertainment.
December 6, 2024 at 1:25 AM
This is my Eras Tour
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Breaking News: Prince Spaghetti sleeps holding his tail.
November 17, 2024 at 1:19 PM