#wheezing
I AM WHEEZING AT A PITCH ONLY DOGS CAN HEAR
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Canks?

Where is my albuterol? I’m wheezing.
I can't wrap my head around the fact she's an EPSTEIN SURVIVOR and she voted for Canks.
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m wheezing 💀💀💀
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
IM WHEEZING
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
IM FUCKING WHEEZING
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"NATURE, RED IN TOOTH AND—"

*wheezing into my inhaler*

every time, man
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My ancestors just disowned me for wheezing this hard... 🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy Kimmel would like to have a word on Donald Trump threatening Mary Bruce to revoke ABC's license.

This is hilarious. 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
asriel being a smug, bossy little brat with G cups (male) who gets turned into a subby, useless two-ton blobpile who can't string together two words consecutively without burping or wheezing by dess
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
leaning back wheezing at my desk trying not to trigger a coughing fit while I hatch one more cock vein
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
:3 you ask me for an ad, I'll make you an ad... the feverish wheezing giggles are so worth it.

Most of this is Lu's art, but these are my treasured little guys who love eachother and yes, while they may fight sometimes, they would go to the hells for eachother if it ever came to that. #greyloved
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
as much as wolf gravitates towards mutual feederism, the ideal truly is a wheezing slob of a lardblob and their preppy twink feeder
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wheezing
Cat fingering
General grubbiness
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
sooo.. i've been doing 'Easy' but with stolitz.. might share later when i stop wheezing at how romantic and hot and cringe it looks 🙂
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Wheezing
Whoa: A federal court just barred Texas from using its new congressional map, drawn by the GOP to target Dems.

"Substantial evidence shows that Texas racially gerrymandered the 2025 Map."

Court says the old map must be used in 2026. Appeals are certain. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know times were different (he talks of a dying, decrepit, wheezing Keynes at Bretton Woods, at all of age 61) but we shouldn’t settle for that as a justification to normalise “but he’s a spry 74” logic.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
or TWO wheezing lardblob slobs that hedonistically make out all day in a pile of themselves and their preppy twink feeder..
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
“Human, you’ve been SNEEZING and WHEEZING a lot!”

“I must be ALLERGIC…to you, Kiki!”

“How can that BE?”

“I have all the SYMPTOMS, and they appear when I’m NEARBY! I look at you and I can’t BREATHE!”

“I know what THAT is!”

“What’s the DIAGNOSIS, Dr. Kiki?”

“It’s ’cause I’m BREATHTAKING, human!”
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm being slandered, and you're wheezing?!?!

Samuel!!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've been back for a couple of days and the cats are already so used to my new one-man band of coughing, wheezing, sobbing, gasping, crackling, and panting that they don't even wake up from their naps

I should be so lucky
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
wheezing
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dude, being sick fucking SUCKS. my stupid ass been shivering and wheezing all damn day in bed
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
anyway sorry about all the domme posting. i need the Serpent to crush my throat until it pops and im left a wheezing mess for about a minute before the light fades from my eyes
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i am wheezing thank you @evanbernick.bsky.social for stumbling upon this
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
IM FROM FUCKING FLORIDA
IM WHEEZING LMFAOOO
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m WHEEZING
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM