Sir Chumlee
chummychumlee.bsky.social
Sir Chumlee
@chummychumlee.bsky.social
Crankypants curmudgeonette of the highest order. Dogs, coffee, beer, and jammies. Not necessarily in that order.
Fuck Trump with a cactus, and I AM NOT A BOT.

Also: NO DM; Crypto; $$fishing; OnlyFans; and PORN
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He has not been exonerated

But he doesn’t believe powerful men should be subjected to the same rules and laws that the rest of us are
DOOCY: On Prince Andrew, do you think American associates of Jeffrey Epstein will wind up in handcuffs too?

TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
February 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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oh god, remember this guy from the Before Times?
February 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Dirty diaper.
JD has the charisma of a ___________. Go ahead.
February 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Cybertruck
JD has the charisma of a ___________. Go ahead.
February 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Undocumented immigrants don’t vote
Trump was not “exonerated” re: Epstein
The board of peace is a huge grift
The Melania movie was a bribe
You pay the tariffs
The boat bombings are murder
The ceasefire is not a ceasefire
Ice is not targeting criminals

And on and on
February 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Trump's hand is still extremely discolored today -- note how red it is around the perimeter of the brown spackle

(Saul Loeb/Getty)
February 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Democrats are out-voting Republicans in the Texas primary so far during early voting.
February 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Trump visits a local business in Rome, Georgia -- "They came in and they took all those ballots. All those crooked ballots were taken. Let's see what happens. The Democrats are fighting like hell. They don't want anyone to see those ballots. It's a disgrace."
February 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Today, here in Tennessee — Gino Bulso’s attack on marriage equality passed the house. Advocates warn his goal is to overturn Obergefell.

Bulso told us he would be glad to defend it in the Supreme Court, because of course he would.
www.wsmv.com/2026/02/19/t...
February 19, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Trump: "Well, let's go on to it. What am I doing? Am I doing an interview here with some wonderful sportscaster that I hear wonderful things about? ... Are you ready? Let's go. I'd like to have a little hair and makeup. It's a little windy out there.
February 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
No you haven't. SHUT UP PIGGY.
Trump on the arrest of former prince Andrew: I’m the expert because I’ve been totally exonerated. I think it’s a shame. To me, it’s a very sad thing. I’ve been totally exonerated.
February 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Lots of sympathy here from Trump for Andrew. Nothing for the survivors. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Trump on the arrest of former prince Andrew: I’m the expert because I’ve been totally exonerated. I think it’s a shame. To me, it’s a very sad thing. I’ve been totally exonerated.
February 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Btw start of London Fashion Week was today
February 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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Trump: "We are going to have the Save America Act, one way or the other ...

1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW VOTER I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).

2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP IN ORDER TO VOTE.

3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!)."
February 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Narrator: he hadn't been exonerated
DOOCY: On Prince Andrew, do you think American associates of Jeffrey Epstein will wind up in handcuffs too?

TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
February 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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DOOCY: What do you think happened to Nancy Guthrie?

TRUMP: It's so crazy. It's so bad. I didn't like when they were talking about going after the pacemaker. But we have to start reporting on other subjects also & see what happens. It's a very sad situation

LEAVITT: Sir, they're trying to take off
February 19, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Very illuminating that @MarshaBlackburn thinks tying herself to racist white nationalist Stephen Miller is a good look
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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DOOCY: On Prince Andrew, do you think American associates of Jeffrey Epstein will wind up in handcuffs too?

TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
February 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Q: You said today on Iran that bad things will happen if Iran doesn't make a de--

TRUMP: Yeah. Really bad things. We're gonna make a deal or we're gonna get a deal one way or the other.
February 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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"I would love to have China and Russia" -- Trump says he'd like Putin and Xi on his Board of Peace
February 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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DOOCY: Barack Obama said that aliens are real. Have you seen any evidence of non-human visitors to earth?

TRUMP: Well, he gave classified information. He's not supposed to be doing that.

DOOCY: So aliens are real?

TRUMP: I don't know if they're real or not. He made a big mistake.
February 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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It's also worth noting that the primary driver of Trump's tanking numbers is the deep unpopularity of two central pillars of right wing populism, tariffs and immigration restrictionism. The story we were told about 2024 was that it revealed a durable right wing populist turn. It's not materializing.
This is highly unusual: Trump is tanking on the economy *and* immigration. Both are issues where GOP typically has an edge. Trump has thrown away the GOP advantage on both. On the pod we dig into new numbers on this and why they show Trump/GOP in such a weak position:
newrepublic.com/article/2067...
Trump Erupts in Angry Panic over 2026 as Polls Take Truly Brutal Turn
As new polls look dire for the GOP, a data analyst dives deep into the numbers, explaining how Trump’s twin failures on the economy and immigration are creating unusual opportunities for Dems.
newrepublic.com
February 19, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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choose your fighter
February 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Republican Governor: It feels like we are a car racing toward a cliff, and my party is driving. We’re not getting anything done
February 19, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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Miran, we hardly knew ye.
*MIRAN SAYS GOODS INFLATION HAS APPEARED MORE STUBBORN: WSJ ...
February 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM