Forever lamenting the lack of transporters 🫂💚
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Forever lamenting the lack of transporters 🫂💚
Transporters are like photocopiers: an extremely unreliable technology that people depend on daily, pretending it wasn't broken yesterday and that a sloppy fix will be enough.
And ruin the plot complications?
That would be like Star Trek, TOS, fixing all their problems with the transporter, which was always "out of order" when needed.
How many episodes had Scotty underneath the control panel "repairing" it?
That would be like Star Trek, TOS, fixing all their problems with the transporter, which was always "out of order" when needed.
How many episodes had Scotty underneath the control panel "repairing" it?
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Transporters are like photocopiers: an extremely unreliable technology that people depend on daily, pretending it wasn't broken yesterday and that a sloppy fix will be enough.
I've seen this a lot in ST RPGs, where point to point transporting in ship is used almost offensively.
It also precipitates the hilarious 'effect X means you cannot use transporters' meme, to also justify why the helm officer is flying the shuttle rather than a bosun-figure!
It also precipitates the hilarious 'effect X means you cannot use transporters' meme, to also justify why the helm officer is flying the shuttle rather than a bosun-figure!
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I've seen this a lot in ST RPGs, where point to point transporting in ship is used almost offensively.
It also precipitates the hilarious 'effect X means you cannot use transporters' meme, to also justify why the helm officer is flying the shuttle rather than a bosun-figure!
It also precipitates the hilarious 'effect X means you cannot use transporters' meme, to also justify why the helm officer is flying the shuttle rather than a bosun-figure!
If there is one thing I dislike about modern Trek it is the drift to the transporters being like a teleporting superpower .
I get that transporters ARE teleporters but that was never the fictional place they sat in.
They were a narrative convention not a blink, blink thing.
I get that transporters ARE teleporters but that was never the fictional place they sat in.
They were a narrative convention not a blink, blink thing.
January 10, 2026 at 9:08 AM
If there is one thing I dislike about modern Trek it is the drift to the transporters being like a teleporting superpower .
I get that transporters ARE teleporters but that was never the fictional place they sat in.
They were a narrative convention not a blink, blink thing.
I get that transporters ARE teleporters but that was never the fictional place they sat in.
They were a narrative convention not a blink, blink thing.
Bones doesn’t seem as scared of transporters in this one
January 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Bones doesn’t seem as scared of transporters in this one
fancam of one of the rocket crawler-transporters at kennedy space centre going 1 mile per hour set to vroom vroom by charli xcx can someone please make this
Charli XCX - Vroom Vroom [Official Video]
YouTube video by Vroom Vroom Recordings
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January 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
fancam of one of the rocket crawler-transporters at kennedy space centre going 1 mile per hour set to vroom vroom by charli xcx can someone please make this
Big switches and buttons and everyone is slow and transporters are scary!
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Big switches and buttons and everyone is slow and transporters are scary!
I genuinely know more about how warp drive and transporters work than I do baseball
January 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I genuinely know more about how warp drive and transporters work than I do baseball
Excellent! All Russian illegal oil transporters must be seized or sunk.
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Excellent! All Russian illegal oil transporters must be seized or sunk.
Dass das der Grund dafür ist, ist weiterhin erstmal nur Spekulation. Schließlich wurde ja auch das Konto von @abcdresden.bsky.social gekündigt, die alles andere als Kreml-nah sind. Aber ja, haben sie. Sie reisten auch mal eben in die russisch besetzten Gebiete.
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January 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Dass das der Grund dafür ist, ist weiterhin erstmal nur Spekulation. Schließlich wurde ja auch das Konto von @abcdresden.bsky.social gekündigt, die alles andere als Kreml-nah sind. Aber ja, haben sie. Sie reisten auch mal eben in die russisch besetzten Gebiete.
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Not sure it’s that simple these days. Many ships, and particularly Russian tankers & trawlers, are not merely transporters. Currently there are many Russian ships under sanction because they are equipped with spy/sabotage gear, such as for underwater cable cutting. It’s currently a serious threat.
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Not sure it’s that simple these days. Many ships, and particularly Russian tankers & trawlers, are not merely transporters. Currently there are many Russian ships under sanction because they are equipped with spy/sabotage gear, such as for underwater cable cutting. It’s currently a serious threat.
ausnahmsweise mal nicht sondern um so einen dude der immer auf dem fahrersitz seines transporters mit cuttermesser sandwiches schmiert und dann immer sagt er hat im lidl für 3,78 € eingekauft und es ist jetzt das trockenbauer azubi sandwich oder sowas
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
ausnahmsweise mal nicht sondern um so einen dude der immer auf dem fahrersitz seines transporters mit cuttermesser sandwiches schmiert und dann immer sagt er hat im lidl für 3,78 € eingekauft und es ist jetzt das trockenbauer azubi sandwich oder sowas
The people who run sex rings do not only associate with other sex ring runners..
They operate with high level dealers, transporters and different genres of low lifes..
For trump to say he doesnt want drugs in our country, just means he wants to control the source and distribution..
Shithead 101
They operate with high level dealers, transporters and different genres of low lifes..
For trump to say he doesnt want drugs in our country, just means he wants to control the source and distribution..
Shithead 101
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The people who run sex rings do not only associate with other sex ring runners..
They operate with high level dealers, transporters and different genres of low lifes..
For trump to say he doesnt want drugs in our country, just means he wants to control the source and distribution..
Shithead 101
They operate with high level dealers, transporters and different genres of low lifes..
For trump to say he doesnt want drugs in our country, just means he wants to control the source and distribution..
Shithead 101
on this sad & lonely & depressing evening, I once again find myself wishing transporters existed & also for a few million so we could have a cabin somewhere
January 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
on this sad & lonely & depressing evening, I once again find myself wishing transporters existed & also for a few million so we could have a cabin somewhere
How about our own earth-like planet, otherwise uninhabited? Access by invitation only.
With Star Trek replicators. And transporters.
With Star Trek replicators. And transporters.
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
How about our own earth-like planet, otherwise uninhabited? Access by invitation only.
With Star Trek replicators. And transporters.
With Star Trek replicators. And transporters.
Enterobacter sp. SA187 boosts high-affinity nitrate transporters expression, ethylene signaling, and plant growth under low nitrate
Ilyas et al.
nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/DQYY7M...
Ilyas et al.
nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/DQYY7M...
January 8, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Enterobacter sp. SA187 boosts high-affinity nitrate transporters expression, ethylene signaling, and plant growth under low nitrate
Ilyas et al.
nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/DQYY7M...
Ilyas et al.
nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/DQYY7M...
VW Transporters like this are quite common here even with farmers. They can load almost a metric ton and have a 90 hp diesel engine.
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
VW Transporters like this are quite common here even with farmers. They can load almost a metric ton and have a 90 hp diesel engine.
🆕 Our latest issue is online now!
📚 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/toc/14698137...
Highlights include:
🌱 Evolutionary #genetics of alternative splicing
🌱 Functional characterization of NPF transporters
🌱 Temperature acclimation of photosystem II
📚 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/toc/14698137...
Highlights include:
🌱 Evolutionary #genetics of alternative splicing
🌱 Functional characterization of NPF transporters
🌱 Temperature acclimation of photosystem II
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
🆕 Our latest issue is online now!
📚 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/toc/14698137...
Highlights include:
🌱 Evolutionary #genetics of alternative splicing
🌱 Functional characterization of NPF transporters
🌱 Temperature acclimation of photosystem II
📚 nph.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/toc/14698137...
Highlights include:
🌱 Evolutionary #genetics of alternative splicing
🌱 Functional characterization of NPF transporters
🌱 Temperature acclimation of photosystem II
Yes! And the phaser along with the transporters have always been such a Deus Ex Machina that they have applications beyond just weaponry, such as energy transfer or cutting samples from asteroids or something.
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Yes! And the phaser along with the transporters have always been such a Deus Ex Machina that they have applications beyond just weaponry, such as energy transfer or cutting samples from asteroids or something.
No Magic Folks.
"Boy My timing's Off Today!" lol
Sure Transporters are cool and may look like Magic but no Magic involved, just sucks that you try to explain that Dr. Jackson only to be beamed up while trying to explain it isn't magic. lol
#StargateSG1 #SG1 #Stargate
"Boy My timing's Off Today!" lol
Sure Transporters are cool and may look like Magic but no Magic involved, just sucks that you try to explain that Dr. Jackson only to be beamed up while trying to explain it isn't magic. lol
#StargateSG1 #SG1 #Stargate
January 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
No Magic Folks.
"Boy My timing's Off Today!" lol
Sure Transporters are cool and may look like Magic but no Magic involved, just sucks that you try to explain that Dr. Jackson only to be beamed up while trying to explain it isn't magic. lol
#StargateSG1 #SG1 #Stargate
"Boy My timing's Off Today!" lol
Sure Transporters are cool and may look like Magic but no Magic involved, just sucks that you try to explain that Dr. Jackson only to be beamed up while trying to explain it isn't magic. lol
#StargateSG1 #SG1 #Stargate
Unfortunately you get King Cake during Mardi Gras, and that's too many people.
So, I must wait for Star Trek-like transporters. Then I can zap in, get cake, and immediately leave.
So, I must wait for Star Trek-like transporters. Then I can zap in, get cake, and immediately leave.
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Unfortunately you get King Cake during Mardi Gras, and that's too many people.
So, I must wait for Star Trek-like transporters. Then I can zap in, get cake, and immediately leave.
So, I must wait for Star Trek-like transporters. Then I can zap in, get cake, and immediately leave.
Call for Papers | Molecular Plant and Plant Communications are each organizing a Special Issue on Transporters and channels in plants | Publishing Schedule: September 2026 | Submission Deadline: February 28, 2026
January 7, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Call for Papers | Molecular Plant and Plant Communications are each organizing a Special Issue on Transporters and channels in plants | Publishing Schedule: September 2026 | Submission Deadline: February 28, 2026
TIL: Im dunklen Schimmer des Transporters, draußen das Wintergrau wie Blei, hab ich Hyänen aufs Papier gekratzt. Die Biester sind keine Einzelgänger, sondern führen ganze Clans wie Mini-Gangbosse. Inmitten von wartender Leere, Bosslicht auf Bissigkeit, gibt’s tierisch viel mehr [1/2]
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
TIL: Im dunklen Schimmer des Transporters, draußen das Wintergrau wie Blei, hab ich Hyänen aufs Papier gekratzt. Die Biester sind keine Einzelgänger, sondern führen ganze Clans wie Mini-Gangbosse. Inmitten von wartender Leere, Bosslicht auf Bissigkeit, gibt’s tierisch viel mehr [1/2]
Ein Eisbrocken von einem entgegenkommenden Lkw ist am frühen Mittwochmorgen bei Kasendorf durch die Windschutzscheibe eines Transporters gekracht. Der Fahrer aus dem Landkreis Kulmbach blieb nur knapp unverletzt. Die Polizei sucht Zeugen.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Ein Eisbrocken von einem entgegenkommenden Lkw ist am frühen Mittwochmorgen bei Kasendorf durch die Windschutzscheibe eines Transporters gekracht. Der Fahrer aus dem Landkreis Kulmbach blieb nur knapp unverletzt. Die Polizei sucht Zeugen.
www.bayreuther-tagblatt.de/nachrichten-...
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When I was young I used to see them on the car transporters heading to Belfast Docks, they looked amazing! Apparently they weren’t that good though…
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 AM
When I was young I used to see them on the car transporters heading to Belfast Docks, they looked amazing! Apparently they weren’t that good though…