Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!
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Nervous American. Before bending the knee to authority, bend it into their nuts. Liberal BLM LGBTQ supporter. There are no sacred cows. Or gods. Loud and opinionated, and wrong a lot.🤣
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You might ask, “Why would Christian Nationalists disrupt a Christian service to arrest Christians praying? Doesn’t that violate their religious freedom?”
Because these Proud Boys are also White Supremacists and the people praying aren’t white. They only believe in religious freedom for themselves.
Because these Proud Boys are also White Supremacists and the people praying aren’t white. They only believe in religious freedom for themselves.
A community is devastated after ICE raids an LA church and arrests a congregant during a church event.
“This was a violation of our Sacred Right to Worship and Serve our Lord Jesus Christ Freely and Safely.” ~ Church officials, in a press release
“This was a violation of our Sacred Right to Worship and Serve our Lord Jesus Christ Freely and Safely.” ~ Church officials, in a press release
February 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
You might ask, “Why would Christian Nationalists disrupt a Christian service to arrest Christians praying? Doesn’t that violate their religious freedom?”
Because these Proud Boys are also White Supremacists and the people praying aren’t white. They only believe in religious freedom for themselves.
Because these Proud Boys are also White Supremacists and the people praying aren’t white. They only believe in religious freedom for themselves.
Ever see the movie Slapshot?
When the Hanson Brothers started a brawl before the national anthem?
When the Hanson Brothers started a brawl before the national anthem?
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Ever see the movie Slapshot?
When the Hanson Brothers started a brawl before the national anthem?
When the Hanson Brothers started a brawl before the national anthem?
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In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
In 1977 NASA launched the Voyager spacecraft, including a CD with the song Johnny B. Goode, on a mission to study the solar system & beyond.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
The extraterrestrials who open it will get another CD every month from Columbia House at full price and be hounded for life by intergalactic debt collectors.
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The laundry service at the White House can’t remove the stains nor stench.
February 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The laundry service at the White House can’t remove the stains nor stench.
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What about the fuel filters?
February 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
What about the fuel filters?
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Depraved pedophiles are running the country, torching the constitution and creating a surveillance/police state and republicans don’t give a single fuck. In fact, they’re trying to rig the midterms and ‘28 elections so pedophile tyrants can rule forever.
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Depraved pedophiles are running the country, torching the constitution and creating a surveillance/police state and republicans don’t give a single fuck. In fact, they’re trying to rig the midterms and ‘28 elections so pedophile tyrants can rule forever.
"Which allegations?"
"Well, there are so MANY allegations against me...which ones are you talking about?"
"Well, there are so MANY allegations against me...which ones are you talking about?"
If you want to rebut a number of extremely specific allegations of sexual misconduct, you should do so in specific terms. If you say "the allegations about me are false" then most people will read "the allegations about me are true."
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
"Which allegations?"
"Well, there are so MANY allegations against me...which ones are you talking about?"
"Well, there are so MANY allegations against me...which ones are you talking about?"
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Let alone usher the photographers who were on the back/side side of the stage to the front side of the stage for a better angle of Trump pumping his fist with the American flag that just happened to be perfectly propped behind him.
Trump injured people and had a man killed for his photo op.
Trump injured people and had a man killed for his photo op.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let alone usher the photographers who were on the back/side side of the stage to the front side of the stage for a better angle of Trump pumping his fist with the American flag that just happened to be perfectly propped behind him.
Trump injured people and had a man killed for his photo op.
Trump injured people and had a man killed for his photo op.
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I think the more nefarious reason for wanting them to testify in front of Congress is to catch them in a lie under oath. No matter how small. That’s what they want.The Clinton’s are infinitely smarter than any of them, so I think they’ll survive. Still, it will be a circus for sure.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I think the more nefarious reason for wanting them to testify in front of Congress is to catch them in a lie under oath. No matter how small. That’s what they want.The Clinton’s are infinitely smarter than any of them, so I think they’ll survive. Still, it will be a circus for sure.
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I wouldn’t believe It — though I would believe Secret Service has gotten lazy, unprofessional and Praetorian — except that they were so quick to denounce the attack on Omar as staged.
Every accusation is a confession is an awfully reliable way to interpret Trumpism.
Every accusation is a confession is an awfully reliable way to interpret Trumpism.
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I wouldn’t believe It — though I would believe Secret Service has gotten lazy, unprofessional and Praetorian — except that they were so quick to denounce the attack on Omar as staged.
Every accusation is a confession is an awfully reliable way to interpret Trumpism.
Every accusation is a confession is an awfully reliable way to interpret Trumpism.
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The grifter mentality is that it's ok to tell obvious lies, because anyone who believes them is stupid and therefore deserves to be lied to.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The grifter mentality is that it's ok to tell obvious lies, because anyone who believes them is stupid and therefore deserves to be lied to.
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February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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They'd never put the shortest member of the detail in front of him.
They'd never take the time to invite press to move toward the protectee to get better pictures, either.
They'd never take the time to invite press to move toward the protectee to get better pictures, either.
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
They'd never put the shortest member of the detail in front of him.
They'd never take the time to invite press to move toward the protectee to get better pictures, either.
They'd never take the time to invite press to move toward the protectee to get better pictures, either.
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Yup, we’ve all seen the Reagan video. SS got him the hell out of there. No one hung around for a celebratory fist pump.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Yup, we’ve all seen the Reagan video. SS got him the hell out of there. No one hung around for a celebratory fist pump.
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Faux news is screaming " conspiracy theory!!" at online claims that the 'assassination ' was fake. C'mon that was the worst acting I've seen in years...a coward doesn't stand up during an active shooter incident.
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Faux news is screaming " conspiracy theory!!" at online claims that the 'assassination ' was fake. C'mon that was the worst acting I've seen in years...a coward doesn't stand up during an active shooter incident.
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Stop trying to puritan shame people swearing at what this regime is doing & saying.
We're sitting here seeing people get beaten, arrested & killed for using free speech & y'all wanna go "You shouldn't swear, there's other ways to get your point across."?!?
Fuck out of my face. Not tryna hear it.
We're sitting here seeing people get beaten, arrested & killed for using free speech & y'all wanna go "You shouldn't swear, there's other ways to get your point across."?!?
Fuck out of my face. Not tryna hear it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Stop trying to puritan shame people swearing at what this regime is doing & saying.
We're sitting here seeing people get beaten, arrested & killed for using free speech & y'all wanna go "You shouldn't swear, there's other ways to get your point across."?!?
Fuck out of my face. Not tryna hear it.
We're sitting here seeing people get beaten, arrested & killed for using free speech & y'all wanna go "You shouldn't swear, there's other ways to get your point across."?!?
Fuck out of my face. Not tryna hear it.
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Not in love with the stacking, but it grows like mad!
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Not in love with the stacking, but it grows like mad!
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Tonight's 📽 Way Out West (1937, dir James W. Horne), a joyously silly feature film for Stan and Ollie. Delivering a deed for a mine brings them to a wild west town. Repetitive gags aplenty, songs, wit, fourth wall breaking. Probably love their short films more, but this is still just wonderful fun.
February 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Tonight's 📽 Way Out West (1937, dir James W. Horne), a joyously silly feature film for Stan and Ollie. Delivering a deed for a mine brings them to a wild west town. Repetitive gags aplenty, songs, wit, fourth wall breaking. Probably love their short films more, but this is still just wonderful fun.
Grief can be cruel.
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After some time has passed and I feel a bit better, I try to draw, but then I remember something unpleasant and I can't draw and the tears won't stop. Maybe I'm no good anymore.
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Grief can be cruel.
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"It was interactive—people interplaying with the film"
People were masturbating in the theatre.
People were masturbating in the theatre.
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"It was interactive—people interplaying with the film"
People were masturbating in the theatre.
People were masturbating in the theatre.
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It’s one of the greatest b-movie slashers. 📽️🩸
It’s also perfect for date night!
(As long as you’re a pair of sick fucks). 🫀
It’s also perfect for date night!
(As long as you’re a pair of sick fucks). 🫀
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It’s one of the greatest b-movie slashers. 📽️🩸
It’s also perfect for date night!
(As long as you’re a pair of sick fucks). 🫀
It’s also perfect for date night!
(As long as you’re a pair of sick fucks). 🫀
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Every time I see RFK Jr., he looks more and more like his face is designed by Ed Gein.
February 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Every time I see RFK Jr., he looks more and more like his face is designed by Ed Gein.
Well it's Groundhog Day...
If the rabid rodent sees their shadow there'll be another six weeks of winter.
If the critter DOESN'T see their shadow,
there'll be another month and a half of winter.
"I wish there was a more accurate indication!"
If the rabid rodent sees their shadow there'll be another six weeks of winter.
If the critter DOESN'T see their shadow,
there'll be another month and a half of winter.
"I wish there was a more accurate indication!"
a man in a black and white sweater is standing in a clothing store and says obviously
ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is standing in a clothing store and says obviously
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February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Well it's Groundhog Day...
If the rabid rodent sees their shadow there'll be another six weeks of winter.
If the critter DOESN'T see their shadow,
there'll be another month and a half of winter.
"I wish there was a more accurate indication!"
If the rabid rodent sees their shadow there'll be another six weeks of winter.
If the critter DOESN'T see their shadow,
there'll be another month and a half of winter.
"I wish there was a more accurate indication!"