Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!
@sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social
Nervous American. Before bending the knee to authority, bend it into their nuts. Liberal BLM LGBTQ supporter. There are no sacred cows. Or gods. Loud and opinionated, and wrong a lot.🤣
"Take my wife...please! Oh hey, not literally, let her go or I'll play my violin!"
me: damn, I’m honestly so funny, wth
also me: wakka wakkaaaaa
also me: wakka wakkaaaaa
muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
Alt: a muppet, fozzie bear, is doing stand up comedy against a brick wall. he’s waiting for a laugh, there is no response.
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January 31, 2026 at 10:05 AM
"Take my wife...please! Oh hey, not literally, let her go or I'll play my violin!"
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Goodnight to the brilliant and beloved Catherine O’Hara, whose presence brought so much joy to our screens. Here she is giving one of her scene-stealing performances as Gail, the Mister Softee vendor, in Martin Scorsese's AFTER HOURS (1985). ❤️
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Goodnight to the brilliant and beloved Catherine O’Hara, whose presence brought so much joy to our screens. Here she is giving one of her scene-stealing performances as Gail, the Mister Softee vendor, in Martin Scorsese's AFTER HOURS (1985). ❤️
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We are not furious enough!!!
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
We are not furious enough!!!
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I got a .410 for my 10th birthday, and I have been a gun owner and hunter ever since. I treat my weapons with respect and don't use them as fashion accessories. The right has always thought that we are unarmed. They don't seem to like finding out differently.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I got a .410 for my 10th birthday, and I have been a gun owner and hunter ever since. I treat my weapons with respect and don't use them as fashion accessories. The right has always thought that we are unarmed. They don't seem to like finding out differently.
Your heartbeat is probably soothing to her.
About 2 years ago my cat went from laying on my stomach to now insisting on laying across my boobs...
She knows where the comfy is.
She knows where the comfy is.
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Your heartbeat is probably soothing to her.
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I’m deeply concerned about the lack of impeachment for Rumple. Those files are so much worse than what I thought of.
I know for a fact they are sex trafficking all the kidnapped residents of the USA. And they will murder them.
I know for a fact they are sex trafficking all the kidnapped residents of the USA. And they will murder them.
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I’m deeply concerned about the lack of impeachment for Rumple. Those files are so much worse than what I thought of.
I know for a fact they are sex trafficking all the kidnapped residents of the USA. And they will murder them.
I know for a fact they are sex trafficking all the kidnapped residents of the USA. And they will murder them.
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This!!! I’m a big old tree hugging liberal but also a USAF veteran with guns and training. I’m not afraid of my fellow man, I served alongside of them!
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
This!!! I’m a big old tree hugging liberal but also a USAF veteran with guns and training. I’m not afraid of my fellow man, I served alongside of them!
My cat of 18 still pounces on my calves, like I'm a gazelle or something..then she disappears under the pool table.
There's only a ¾ inch ledge under there, but she'll balance up on it.
There's only a ¾ inch ledge under there, but she'll balance up on it.
I had one who bit the back of my legs every day! I had wear boots every day! I had her for until she passed on the couch at the age of 23. I still miss her.
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My cat of 18 still pounces on my calves, like I'm a gazelle or something..then she disappears under the pool table.
There's only a ¾ inch ledge under there, but she'll balance up on it.
There's only a ¾ inch ledge under there, but she'll balance up on it.
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I successfully trimmed all of the claws of my meanest cat and I’m not even bleeding please clap
January 29, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I successfully trimmed all of the claws of my meanest cat and I’m not even bleeding please clap
What kind of protection were you wearing?
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
What kind of protection were you wearing?
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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
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Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
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I’m gonna mourn Catherine O’Hara. (You wanna judge…idc idc)
You can keep SNL, I woke up after midnight to watch her on SCTV.
As a girl, I liked that she was fancy and funny, and not obsessed w/being sexy.
I don’t know if there is any other actor that so often made me laugh until I cried.
Damn.
You can keep SNL, I woke up after midnight to watch her on SCTV.
As a girl, I liked that she was fancy and funny, and not obsessed w/being sexy.
I don’t know if there is any other actor that so often made me laugh until I cried.
Damn.
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I’m gonna mourn Catherine O’Hara. (You wanna judge…idc idc)
You can keep SNL, I woke up after midnight to watch her on SCTV.
As a girl, I liked that she was fancy and funny, and not obsessed w/being sexy.
I don’t know if there is any other actor that so often made me laugh until I cried.
Damn.
You can keep SNL, I woke up after midnight to watch her on SCTV.
As a girl, I liked that she was fancy and funny, and not obsessed w/being sexy.
I don’t know if there is any other actor that so often made me laugh until I cried.
Damn.
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As someone ”on the spectrum”, nothing angers me more than having people tell me I need to keep my frustrations bottled up because they come off as “unprofessional”, and then have those same people go on a rant during work meetings.
It’s why I gave up trying to please people long ago.
It’s why I gave up trying to please people long ago.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
As someone ”on the spectrum”, nothing angers me more than having people tell me I need to keep my frustrations bottled up because they come off as “unprofessional”, and then have those same people go on a rant during work meetings.
It’s why I gave up trying to please people long ago.
It’s why I gave up trying to please people long ago.
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Some of us were even NRA members. - back when they were an org dedicated to family gun safety and not a wing of the Republican party...
January 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Some of us were even NRA members. - back when they were an org dedicated to family gun safety and not a wing of the Republican party...
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I had an entirely different idea.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I had an entirely different idea.
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The *US* media was an essential part in this not getting the atten it *deserved* before the guy well-known for being involved w/ the Russian mob was elected president (othr thing they barely reported).
He not only ripped off contractors, but destroyed people's life savings in more than just the US.
He not only ripped off contractors, but destroyed people's life savings in more than just the US.
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The *US* media was an essential part in this not getting the atten it *deserved* before the guy well-known for being involved w/ the Russian mob was elected president (othr thing they barely reported).
He not only ripped off contractors, but destroyed people's life savings in more than just the US.
He not only ripped off contractors, but destroyed people's life savings in more than just the US.
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If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
She wants to see you..don't worry about the wrapping.
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 AM
She wants to see you..don't worry about the wrapping.
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
Dogs don't care, they don't notice. Nom nom nom..whereas a cat given dog food will start a revolution.
"WTF is this myow?"
"WTF is this myow?"
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Dogs don't care, they don't notice. Nom nom nom..whereas a cat given dog food will start a revolution.
"WTF is this myow?"
"WTF is this myow?"
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if you don't think obama was the perfect president you can REMOVE ME FROM YOUR PAGE and please stop replying to my posts ok. kamala harris
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
if you don't think obama was the perfect president you can REMOVE ME FROM YOUR PAGE and please stop replying to my posts ok. kamala harris
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I mostly break the big ones down to buds to aid drying, but I keep a few "trophy heads" for parties etc.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mostly break the big ones down to buds to aid drying, but I keep a few "trophy heads" for parties etc.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
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Just noticed, they both twist in the same direction.
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Just noticed, they both twist in the same direction.
Our cat hasn't figured out the whole winter thing yet.
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
This morning the dog decided she very much was not going out on walkies, thank you very much after she felt the cold on her face. How is it that she is a sensible dog child?
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Our cat hasn't figured out the whole winter thing yet.
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!