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Nervous American. Before bending the knee to authority, bend it into their nuts. Liberal BLM LGBTQ supporter. There are no sacred cows. Or gods. Loud and opinionated, and wrong a lot.🤣
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If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.
She wants to see you..don't worry about the wrapping.
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 AM
She wants to see you..don't worry about the wrapping.
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
Don't worry about impressing strangers, that's a nasty rabbit hole.
😉👍
Dogs don't care, they don't notice. Nom nom nom..whereas a cat given dog food will start a revolution.
"WTF is this myow?"
"WTF is this myow?"
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Dogs don't care, they don't notice. Nom nom nom..whereas a cat given dog food will start a revolution.
"WTF is this myow?"
"WTF is this myow?"
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if you don't think obama was the perfect president you can REMOVE ME FROM YOUR PAGE and please stop replying to my posts ok. kamala harris
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
if you don't think obama was the perfect president you can REMOVE ME FROM YOUR PAGE and please stop replying to my posts ok. kamala harris
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I mostly break the big ones down to buds to aid drying, but I keep a few "trophy heads" for parties etc.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mostly break the big ones down to buds to aid drying, but I keep a few "trophy heads" for parties etc.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
"C'mon Nugget, get one of those stupid oversize heads out, I know you got one..."
🤗 Nugget is me.
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Just noticed, they both twist in the same direction.
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Just noticed, they both twist in the same direction.
Our cat hasn't figured out the whole winter thing yet.
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
This morning the dog decided she very much was not going out on walkies, thank you very much after she felt the cold on her face. How is it that she is a sensible dog child?
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Our cat hasn't figured out the whole winter thing yet.
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
She usually sits in the entryway window, sniffing at the backyard..until it's -F something below zero.
She'll peek, then run back in..then meow to go out a couple minutes later.
Sorry, kitty, if I could warm up the neighborhood, I would!
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The WSJ is really in denial mode.
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 PM
The WSJ is really in denial mode.
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
I had a kola from a Godfather plant that spiraled.
It was quite pretty... unfortunately, it was taken from me, by a long set of very small fires.😋👍
It was quite pretty... unfortunately, it was taken from me, by a long set of very small fires.😋👍
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I had a kola from a Godfather plant that spiraled.
It was quite pretty... unfortunately, it was taken from me, by a long set of very small fires.😋👍
It was quite pretty... unfortunately, it was taken from me, by a long set of very small fires.😋👍
Why isn't sending a FBI team to steal voter documents and ballots just as bad as clumsy "plumbers" burglarizing the DNC in Watergate?
Nixon was a POS, but not nearly as criminal.
Nixon was a POS, but not nearly as criminal.
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Why isn't sending a FBI team to steal voter documents and ballots just as bad as clumsy "plumbers" burglarizing the DNC in Watergate?
Nixon was a POS, but not nearly as criminal.
Nixon was a POS, but not nearly as criminal.
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Didn't these miserable people stop watching because of Kaepernick? Why do they even care 😂
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Didn't these miserable people stop watching because of Kaepernick? Why do they even care 😂
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'All the citizens?' How many is that? 2? maybe 5 a year? Over 14,000 Americans were murdered by a firearm last year - and the vast majority of those murders were committed by white male American citizens. When do we deport them? #veteransagainsttrump
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
'All the citizens?' How many is that? 2? maybe 5 a year? Over 14,000 Americans were murdered by a firearm last year - and the vast majority of those murders were committed by white male American citizens. When do we deport them? #veteransagainsttrump
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Present for you, friend!
🚨🚨🚨 Xylitol, one of the most common artificial sweeteners, is extremely toxic to both dogs and cats. It can also be labeled as 'birch sugar.' Always be cautious when getting rid of chewed gum, etc. And tea tree oil will kill a cat, even through skin contact. Be aware 💜 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 Xylitol, one of the most common artificial sweeteners, is extremely toxic to both dogs and cats. It can also be labeled as 'birch sugar.' Always be cautious when getting rid of chewed gum, etc. And tea tree oil will kill a cat, even through skin contact. Be aware 💜 🚨🚨🚨
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Present for you, friend!
🚨🚨🚨 Xylitol, one of the most common artificial sweeteners, is extremely toxic to both dogs and cats. It can also be labeled as 'birch sugar.' Always be cautious when getting rid of chewed gum, etc. And tea tree oil will kill a cat, even through skin contact. Be aware 💜 🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨 Xylitol, one of the most common artificial sweeteners, is extremely toxic to both dogs and cats. It can also be labeled as 'birch sugar.' Always be cautious when getting rid of chewed gum, etc. And tea tree oil will kill a cat, even through skin contact. Be aware 💜 🚨🚨🚨
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Mandatory beauty shot
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Mandatory beauty shot
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Oh god, a sick dinosaur just sneezed on me. Whatever he has, I hope it's not Cretaceous.
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Oh god, a sick dinosaur just sneezed on me. Whatever he has, I hope it's not Cretaceous.
While boobs have taken up lot of space here, it's nice to see REAL boobs of older women. Yay, silver foxes!
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 AM
While boobs have taken up lot of space here, it's nice to see REAL boobs of older women. Yay, silver foxes!
Do stop signs count?
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Do stop signs count?
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Oh no, the American idiot talked to Putin again. Time to get ready for another round of "Ukraine must surrender" nonsense.
January 29, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Oh no, the American idiot talked to Putin again. Time to get ready for another round of "Ukraine must surrender" nonsense.
donnie dotard decrees..
"Ukraine must lay there and take the fucking, or I will beat them silly, and tell Jeffy they're not being as cooperative as I paid for."
"Ukraine must lay there and take the fucking, or I will beat them silly, and tell Jeffy they're not being as cooperative as I paid for."
Oh no, the American idiot talked to Putin again. Time to get ready for another round of "Ukraine must surrender" nonsense.
January 29, 2026 at 9:28 AM
donnie dotard decrees..
"Ukraine must lay there and take the fucking, or I will beat them silly, and tell Jeffy they're not being as cooperative as I paid for."
"Ukraine must lay there and take the fucking, or I will beat them silly, and tell Jeffy they're not being as cooperative as I paid for."
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"Congratulations, Mumbleania, on winning this Oscar...Mayer Wiener."
"What?"
"Oh, it's an Oscar!"
"What was that last part?"
"Oh, never mind, it's not important."
"What?"
"Oh, it's an Oscar!"
"What was that last part?"
"Oh, never mind, it's not important."
a man in a suit and tie is holding a sausage in his hand and pointing at it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a sausage in his hand and pointing at it .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"Congratulations, Mumbleania, on winning this Oscar...Mayer Wiener."
"What?"
"Oh, it's an Oscar!"
"What was that last part?"
"Oh, never mind, it's not important."
"What?"
"Oh, it's an Oscar!"
"What was that last part?"
"Oh, never mind, it's not important."
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Hella! He is both weak and transparently so at the same time!
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Hella! He is both weak and transparently so at the same time!
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Okay, but my question continues to be... who the hell is this in the movie poster? #FrightClub #DeadEndDriveIn
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Okay, but my question continues to be... who the hell is this in the movie poster? #FrightClub #DeadEndDriveIn
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Cat: Pspsps whatcha eating?
Me: cheese. You don't like it.
Cat: Yes I do, gimme some!
Me: No. Every time I do you act like you're being threatened.
Cat: I do not, gimme some. Fine—Please.
Me: whatever
Cat: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH POISON YOU MONSTER
Never learns, that one.
Me: cheese. You don't like it.
Cat: Yes I do, gimme some!
Me: No. Every time I do you act like you're being threatened.
Cat: I do not, gimme some. Fine—Please.
Me: whatever
Cat: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH POISON YOU MONSTER
Never learns, that one.
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Cat: Pspsps whatcha eating?
Me: cheese. You don't like it.
Cat: Yes I do, gimme some!
Me: No. Every time I do you act like you're being threatened.
Cat: I do not, gimme some. Fine—Please.
Me: whatever
Cat: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH POISON YOU MONSTER
Never learns, that one.
Me: cheese. You don't like it.
Cat: Yes I do, gimme some!
Me: No. Every time I do you act like you're being threatened.
Cat: I do not, gimme some. Fine—Please.
Me: whatever
Cat: OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH POISON YOU MONSTER
Never learns, that one.