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Nervous American. Before bending the knee to authority, bend it into their nuts. Liberal BLM LGBTQ supporter. There are no sacred cows. Or gods.
It was a Game Cube game, it did have an HD version on the Wii U.
I got the Wii Skyward Sword game, with a special fancy Zelda controller, and..
The having to hold the controller straight up was a pain in the butt! Nice controller, I didn't like the ergonomics.
oh theres a live action zelda? why cant i play twilight princess on the nintendo switch
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Once again, a giant weed plant is taking over my tent!
Oh my...
Better get a pizza ready.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Fuck all the liars on FOX Noise...

Prices are not, down ... they are UP.

Coffee: UP 18.9%
Utilities: UP 11.7%
Electricity: UP 5.1%
Vehicles: UP 11.5%

Middle class families in California pay LESS in taxes than in states like Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas.
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Seattle, LA. It's right next to Philadelphia, Chicago, or a hop skip, and a jump from St. Petersburg, Palm Beach...

Also, does he think the mayor of... wherever... controls the tides? What water is coming in that "wouldn't have?"

I want to see that "IQ Test" he aced!
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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We Must Bring Back Shame To Those In The Epstein Files!!!
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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We live in a wee Scottish town - McDonalds where I live means the wee woman three doors over - but she makes a mean lentil soup with a ham bone!
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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When wages don’t cover basic needs, taxpayers end up subsidizing the gap while corporations profit. Supporting workers with fair pay isn’t radical, it’s responsible economic policy.
Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This doesn't rise to child rape..this isn't raping 13 year olds.. inappropriate, yes, true...but:
Equal to the Epstein shit?
No.
Not even close.
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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😳
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Dominiscus your biscuits, Go Bears!"
🤣🤣🤣
It's funny seeing how the moment an American pope was chosen, every tradcath adult convert suddenly started going "oh no I need to schism"

Like the whole Catholicism thing stopped being fun for them the moment the pope could go "hey what the fuck are you doing" in English at em
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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The old men paid to have sex with them against their will. They were used as sex slaves multiple times a day . Sex trafficked around the globe.

Many if the girls came from Trumps modeling agency. That exploited their work. Leaving them with debts to work off on Epstein Island.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
At least it wasn't Animal Quackers!
What did the duck have for breakfast Quacker Oats
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
🎶Roe, a deer, a tiny deer..."🎶
these are roe deer by the way
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Nice! I got some old school stuff...
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Dershowitz was telling the truth, he kept his underwear on the entire time,
on his head.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ever seen the original Jerry Lewis version?
He didn't become slim,he became a "cool cat", playing blues on the piano, and sparkling like a Lounge Lizard.
Fun movie, Stella Stevens got the last punchline.
That said, the Eddie Murphy one stands out alone, it was much more funny, imo.
Fart jokes, YAY!
Fetish theme thoughts: Ego Death/Jekyll-Hyde
I’m obsessed with Jekyll/Hyde tropes, one body, two minds wrestling for control. I think my earliest horny for it was The Nutty Professor, where the 'evil' brain tries to shove the main mind into a coma. It's a theme I'm always on the hunt for.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Read an article the other day in the Guardian (now with very annoying cookie options) about the song I'm Not In Love: www.theguardian.com/music/2018/f...
10cc: how we made I'm Not in Love
‘The drummer said it was crap and we were just about to scrap the whole thing. Then I heard the studio’s secretary singing it – and the window-cleaner whistling it’
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Trump is throwing everybody including the janitor under the bus.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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… but if it’s a hoax, won’t an investigation find nothing to prove the democrats did anything wrong?

Dude can’t even lie well anymore
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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You can probably skip this Lifetime movie.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Aliens lock their spaceship doors when rolling by Earth
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Great band, but they did have some ignorable songs
They're STILL in my CD rotation..
❤️❤️❤️
Anyone who says that the Beatles are overrated listen to Martha My Dear and sit the fuck down.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM