Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, Green bubble in your group chat. I kick ass and THEN kick knowledge.
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Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
Itty Bitty’s serious face…
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Itty Bitty’s serious face…
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lmfaoooo
Shout out to Godfrey for being hilarious & shout out to Dr Dre for being a never Trumper.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
lmfaoooo
That would be because in her crusade to hand wave away Trump & MAGAs sleeping with minors? She quickly found a label & didn’t have time to learn the pronunciation of it. This is a woman with a 14 year old daughter by the way.
I'm guessing ephebophilia was too difficult for Megyn Kelly to pronounce.
Might I add it's a hell of a hill for them to die on, but at least they're dead.
Might I add it's a hell of a hill for them to die on, but at least they're dead.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
That would be because in her crusade to hand wave away Trump & MAGAs sleeping with minors? She quickly found a label & didn’t have time to learn the pronunciation of it. This is a woman with a 14 year old daughter by the way.
Sometimes your shot of the day is in the garage.
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sometimes your shot of the day is in the garage.
Shout out to Godfrey for being hilarious & shout out to Dr Dre for being a never Trumper.
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Shout out to Godfrey for being hilarious & shout out to Dr Dre for being a never Trumper.
All I heard was “I do not have a needle dick!” Over & over.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
All I heard was “I do not have a needle dick!” Over & over.
Sounds like an advertisement for something that rhymes with vibes. That said? I don’t think anyone investing in this realizes just how hard crypto is gonna crash without these people in charge anymore.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sounds like an advertisement for something that rhymes with vibes. That said? I don’t think anyone investing in this realizes just how hard crypto is gonna crash without these people in charge anymore.
Trying to remember another party that denied things to people due to some health conditions that were out of their control.
Name escapes me. Someone wanna help me out here?
Name escapes me. Someone wanna help me out here?
The Trump administration directed visa officers to consider obesity — and other chronic health conditions such as heart disease, cancer and diabetes — as reasons to deny foreigners visas to the U.S.
U.S. visas can be denied for obesity, cancer and diabetes, Rubio says
The Trump administration has directed visa officers to consider obesity and other chronic health conditions when deciding whether to grant visas to immigrants.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trying to remember another party that denied things to people due to some health conditions that were out of their control.
Name escapes me. Someone wanna help me out here?
Name escapes me. Someone wanna help me out here?
When “Trust me, bro.” Just isn’t enough.
The White House has said last month’s jobs report and inflation data would “likely never” be released.
White House Will Release October’s Jobs Report—After Saying Data Would ‘Likely Never’ Publish
The White House has said last month’s jobs report and inflation data would “likely never” be released.
www.forbes.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When “Trust me, bro.” Just isn’t enough.
Update. Today is Thursday & now I know why my coworkers on a Google meet call have been laughing at me since 9am.
This might be the most blatant attempt at a distraction of them all. And it was done on a Friday so it hopefully overtakes the news this weekend.
Spit spit spit spit spit.
Spit spit spit spit spit.
Breaking NBC:
Bill Pulte, a top Trump housing official, just referred Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell to the Justice Department for a potential federal criminal probe, based on allegations of mortgage and tax fraud related to a D.C. home.
Bill Pulte, a top Trump housing official, just referred Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell to the Justice Department for a potential federal criminal probe, based on allegations of mortgage and tax fraud related to a D.C. home.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Update. Today is Thursday & now I know why my coworkers on a Google meet call have been laughing at me since 9am.
He avoided gay stairs…by going down a rail with his legs spread…ass first. Ok, that’s comedy. lol.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He avoided gay stairs…by going down a rail with his legs spread…ass first. Ok, that’s comedy. lol.
This might be the most blatant attempt at a distraction of them all. And it was done on a Friday so it hopefully overtakes the news this weekend.
Spit spit spit spit spit.
Spit spit spit spit spit.
Breaking NBC:
Bill Pulte, a top Trump housing official, just referred Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell to the Justice Department for a potential federal criminal probe, based on allegations of mortgage and tax fraud related to a D.C. home.
Bill Pulte, a top Trump housing official, just referred Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell to the Justice Department for a potential federal criminal probe, based on allegations of mortgage and tax fraud related to a D.C. home.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This might be the most blatant attempt at a distraction of them all. And it was done on a Friday so it hopefully overtakes the news this weekend.
Spit spit spit spit spit.
Spit spit spit spit spit.
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I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
Is anyone getting paid this time? Because that was a BIG part of why all the talent on vine went to YouTube when they asked for money and got told no.
We're trying to revive the original dream of Vine. techcrunch.com/2025/11/12/j...
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techcrunch.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is anyone getting paid this time? Because that was a BIG part of why all the talent on vine went to YouTube when they asked for money and got told no.
If anyone wants to know how this isn’t a democrat hoax? Simple.
He would’ve released it. Immediately. The biggest slam dunk against a political party he hates with a passion & he wants to keep it to himself? The guy who wouldn’t shut up about a golfer’s dick?
He would’ve released it. Immediately. The biggest slam dunk against a political party he hates with a passion & he wants to keep it to himself? The guy who wouldn’t shut up about a golfer’s dick?
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If anyone wants to know how this isn’t a democrat hoax? Simple.
He would’ve released it. Immediately. The biggest slam dunk against a political party he hates with a passion & he wants to keep it to himself? The guy who wouldn’t shut up about a golfer’s dick?
He would’ve released it. Immediately. The biggest slam dunk against a political party he hates with a passion & he wants to keep it to himself? The guy who wouldn’t shut up about a golfer’s dick?
Literally what Lola does to me whenever it’s time to mow the lawn.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Literally what Lola does to me whenever it’s time to mow the lawn.
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Several AEW women are absolutely grinding out there. This is what pro wrestling is meant to be, and when it is at its best. Make a global name for yourself. - No one telling you that you're getting too big for their narrative. - Wrestlers make the show. The show doesn't make the wrestlers. 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Several AEW women are absolutely grinding out there. This is what pro wrestling is meant to be, and when it is at its best. Make a global name for yourself. - No one telling you that you're getting too big for their narrative. - Wrestlers make the show. The show doesn't make the wrestlers. 🤼
That is making me wonder how many of these MAGA women had the 20-23 year old boyfriend that picked them up outside of their high school & saw nothing wrong with that.
Oh & to the MAGA women who did that & are now throwing “ephebophile” around? In case you didn’t know…
Oh & to the MAGA women who did that & are now throwing “ephebophile” around? In case you didn’t know…
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That is making me wonder how many of these MAGA women had the 20-23 year old boyfriend that picked them up outside of their high school & saw nothing wrong with that.
Oh & to the MAGA women who did that & are now throwing “ephebophile” around? In case you didn’t know…
Oh & to the MAGA women who did that & are now throwing “ephebophile” around? In case you didn’t know…
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
1. She has 3 kids. All of them conceived in a procedure that the party she’s doing tricks on it for is trying to get rid of.
2. One of said kids is a daughter that is either 13 or 14. If that little girl came home with someone that was Epstein’s age? She’d castrate them with a butterknife.
2. One of said kids is a daughter that is either 13 or 14. If that little girl came home with someone that was Epstein’s age? She’d castrate them with a butterknife.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
1. She has 3 kids. All of them conceived in a procedure that the party she’s doing tricks on it for is trying to get rid of.
2. One of said kids is a daughter that is either 13 or 14. If that little girl came home with someone that was Epstein’s age? She’d castrate them with a butterknife.
2. One of said kids is a daughter that is either 13 or 14. If that little girl came home with someone that was Epstein’s age? She’d castrate them with a butterknife.
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
I mean...she lives the gimmick.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I mean...she lives the gimmick.
You gotta be a whole new level of dickhead to take advantage of a minor who was living at a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's & needed braces.
Or a Floridian Republican apparently...
Or a Floridian Republican apparently...
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You gotta be a whole new level of dickhead to take advantage of a minor who was living at a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's & needed braces.
Or a Floridian Republican apparently...
Or a Floridian Republican apparently...
OnePlus 15 reviews are out & the best way I can sum them up is "It's overkill. Maxed out specs, maxed out display, insane battery life & ridiculously fast charging!...and then the camera happened..."
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
OnePlus 15 reviews are out & the best way I can sum them up is "It's overkill. Maxed out specs, maxed out display, insane battery life & ridiculously fast charging!...and then the camera happened..."
Didn't go woke, movie went broke & Ruby Rose gave her smoke. Been a hilarious few months for Sydney Sweeney.
Ruby Rose Blasts Sydney Sweeney After CHRISTY Flops: “You’re a Cretin and You Ruined the Film"
Ruby Rose Blasts Sydney Sweeney After CHRISTY Flops: “You’re a Cretin and You Ruined the Film"
This past weekend, the boxing biopic Christy hit theatres to dismal box office numbers. The film stars Sydney Sweeney as Christy Martin , the most successful female boxer of the ‘90s, who battled a...
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Didn't go woke, movie went broke & Ruby Rose gave her smoke. Been a hilarious few months for Sydney Sweeney.