Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, it’s just me being me, here, want me to tone it down? Suck my fuckin dick you MAGAs, you happy now?
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Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
Dunno what else was expected from men who never matured mentally past age 12.
Ladies. Type the letter s in his laptop. If you see links for "Stepmom blackmails stepson creampie"??
RUN. RUN YOUR ASS OFF.
Ladies. Type the letter s in his laptop. If you see links for "Stepmom blackmails stepson creampie"??
RUN. RUN YOUR ASS OFF.
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Dunno what else was expected from men who never matured mentally past age 12.
Ladies. Type the letter s in his laptop. If you see links for "Stepmom blackmails stepson creampie"??
RUN. RUN YOUR ASS OFF.
Ladies. Type the letter s in his laptop. If you see links for "Stepmom blackmails stepson creampie"??
RUN. RUN YOUR ASS OFF.
"You are gorgeous. We should have espresso children!"-Woman at a bar.
Before y'all ask? Yes. Yes, she was.
Before y'all ask? Yes. Yes, she was.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"You are gorgeous. We should have espresso children!"-Woman at a bar.
Before y'all ask? Yes. Yes, she was.
Before y'all ask? Yes. Yes, she was.
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My personal rule is that if they're just as ugly on the inside, all bets are off and you should go for it.
"I don't like to body shame...but i'm gonna..."- me when an out of shape "alpha male" gets on social media & tells me how his out of shape frame is gonna take my lady, but is in his friend's videos wandering in the background like a lost spirit.
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My personal rule is that if they're just as ugly on the inside, all bets are off and you should go for it.
Wild that Boebert finally has something to add to her resume only for Trump to veto it & say "Remember the situation room? Told you that this dick ain't free."
So do we get the Boebert twitter crashout or does she vent to Kid Rock only to hear "Baw wit da Baw da dick ain't gon suck itself!"
So do we get the Boebert twitter crashout or does she vent to Kid Rock only to hear "Baw wit da Baw da dick ain't gon suck itself!"
Boebert finally gets a bill passed for her district after several years of doing nothing and Trump vetoes it.
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Wild that Boebert finally has something to add to her resume only for Trump to veto it & say "Remember the situation room? Told you that this dick ain't free."
So do we get the Boebert twitter crashout or does she vent to Kid Rock only to hear "Baw wit da Baw da dick ain't gon suck itself!"
So do we get the Boebert twitter crashout or does she vent to Kid Rock only to hear "Baw wit da Baw da dick ain't gon suck itself!"
"I don't like to body shame...but i'm gonna..."- me when an out of shape "alpha male" gets on social media & tells me how his out of shape frame is gonna take my lady, but is in his friend's videos wandering in the background like a lost spirit.
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"I don't like to body shame...but i'm gonna..."- me when an out of shape "alpha male" gets on social media & tells me how his out of shape frame is gonna take my lady, but is in his friend's videos wandering in the background like a lost spirit.
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I have mutuals following this antisemite. Y’all need to pay closer attention to this shit, call it out, & unfollow them if they can’t apologize, promise to not be antisemitic dickheads by listening to Jews, & actually change for the better.
Currently, this one is ignoring the call outs.
Currently, this one is ignoring the call outs.
December 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I have mutuals following this antisemite. Y’all need to pay closer attention to this shit, call it out, & unfollow them if they can’t apologize, promise to not be antisemitic dickheads by listening to Jews, & actually change for the better.
Currently, this one is ignoring the call outs.
Currently, this one is ignoring the call outs.
From directing the FBI in their cars to being directed to the yard: The rise & fall of Kash Patel.
Trash Paddle was hired for his willingness to lie. Unfortunately for Trump he's not very good at it.
December 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
From directing the FBI in their cars to being directed to the yard: The rise & fall of Kash Patel.
Almost unfollowed you for reminding me that Michael Elgin is…well, Michael Elgin.
Michael Elgin just can’t get enough protein can he
A cargo theft sting netted the Cook County Organized Retail Crime Unit more than 25,000 pounds of protein powder on Dec. 23, the Cook County sheriff's office said.
December 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Almost unfollowed you for reminding me that Michael Elgin is…well, Michael Elgin.
From what I saw? That thread got him put on the “a very British bigotry” block list.
The Bulwark is gonna end up there in its entirety at this rate.
The Bulwark is gonna end up there in its entirety at this rate.
This is why I don’t trust the "Never Trump" Bulwark guys. They’re perfectly comfortable with real people being harmed, so long as the harm comes via a process they can label “liberal democracy.”
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
From what I saw? That thread got him put on the “a very British bigotry” block list.
The Bulwark is gonna end up there in its entirety at this rate.
The Bulwark is gonna end up there in its entirety at this rate.
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Hahahahaha
The fans got lied to so hard by the fed that they’re fantasy booking taking a WON award away from the Iron Cross champion himself.
Hilarious.
December 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hahahahaha
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F off, dumb ass bigot
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
F off, dumb ass bigot
And are currently doing a bunch of podcasts with their daughter/did a TV show talking about their adjustment back into being free & making claims they didn’t do the very crimes they got caught dead to rights committing.
Fuck the Chrisleys.
Fuck the Chrisleys.
Pardoned by Trump after convicted of 12 counts of bank fraud and tax evasion. Don’t have to pay back $17.8 million in restitution or serve 12 year sentence. Not Somalis.
December 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
And are currently doing a bunch of podcasts with their daughter/did a TV show talking about their adjustment back into being free & making claims they didn’t do the very crimes they got caught dead to rights committing.
Fuck the Chrisleys.
Fuck the Chrisleys.
I’ll never forget when everything happened with Luigi, Roy Wood said “Eric Adams was so distraught, he said he might not go to the club tonight…”
As Eric Adams heads off into that great Turkish Airlines lounge in the sky, we remember his legacy
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’ll never forget when everything happened with Luigi, Roy Wood said “Eric Adams was so distraught, he said he might not go to the club tonight…”
As an American? I can say that I have been to a wetherspoons when visiting across the pond & totally get this reference. I thought the floor there WAS a toilet.
The carpets at Marjorie-Lago look worse than those at Wetherspoons. Stained with old-person piss and beer slop.
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
As an American? I can say that I have been to a wetherspoons when visiting across the pond & totally get this reference. I thought the floor there WAS a toilet.
The fans got lied to so hard by the fed that they’re fantasy booking taking a WON award away from the Iron Cross champion himself.
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The fans got lied to so hard by the fed that they’re fantasy booking taking a WON award away from the Iron Cross champion himself.
Her brand is just to be one long Wrestlemania entrance.
I loathed Charlie Kirk
When he got what he begged for when he began Turning point USA... I didn't cry because it was expected
But his wife charging Americans to take selfies under his death tent is so fucking disgusting I feel bad for him now
When he got what he begged for when he began Turning point USA... I didn't cry because it was expected
But his wife charging Americans to take selfies under his death tent is so fucking disgusting I feel bad for him now
December 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Her brand is just to be one long Wrestlemania entrance.
Megan McArdle has gotten very far in life considering her counterpoint to anything she disagrees with is just one long whataboutism.
Boycotting Constitution Hall because the DAR won’t let Marian Anderson sing has costs. It may end opera. Is that worth it? By Megan McArdle, 1939
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Megan McArdle has gotten very far in life considering her counterpoint to anything she disagrees with is just one long whataboutism.
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Boycotting Constitution Hall because the DAR won’t let Marian Anderson sing has costs. It may end opera. Is that worth it? By Megan McArdle, 1939
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Boycotting Constitution Hall because the DAR won’t let Marian Anderson sing has costs. It may end opera. Is that worth it? By Megan McArdle, 1939
I present to the courts. Exhibit a. The greatest dirty macking anthem of all time.
LL not only accomplishes dirty macking…but borderline stalking all in one track. music.apple.com/us/album/hey...
LL not only accomplishes dirty macking…but borderline stalking all in one track. music.apple.com/us/album/hey...
December 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I present to the courts. Exhibit a. The greatest dirty macking anthem of all time.
LL not only accomplishes dirty macking…but borderline stalking all in one track. music.apple.com/us/album/hey...
LL not only accomplishes dirty macking…but borderline stalking all in one track. music.apple.com/us/album/hey...
Also not a great sign for an assistant AG for civil rights to throw out a slur courtesy of being foiled by a beanie.
probably not a great sign that Trump's assistant AG for civil rights uses a slur for people with disabilities
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Also not a great sign for an assistant AG for civil rights to throw out a slur courtesy of being foiled by a beanie.
Don’t know what was more diabolical. This or Carl Thomas falling in love with a woman who dropped the bomb that she was unhappily married & decided to stay in her marriage for the sake of the kids.
Dave broke up with his girl from the pulpit during church
Can't Stay
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December 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Don’t know what was more diabolical. This or Carl Thomas falling in love with a woman who dropped the bomb that she was unhappily married & decided to stay in her marriage for the sake of the kids.
This chair just called me a slur, but I don’t quite know which one.
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This chair just called me a slur, but I don’t quite know which one.
Social media is a lot easier when you realize that a lot of the folks you vanity follow don’t look like 600 likes in person.
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Social media is a lot easier when you realize that a lot of the folks you vanity follow don’t look like 600 likes in person.
I just saw a clip of Alex Jones holding a labubu & saying 6-7.
Send the flood AND scorch the earth. I don’t care how you do it. Just do it.
Turn this bitch into a parking lot.
Send the flood AND scorch the earth. I don’t care how you do it. Just do it.
Turn this bitch into a parking lot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I just saw a clip of Alex Jones holding a labubu & saying 6-7.
Send the flood AND scorch the earth. I don’t care how you do it. Just do it.
Turn this bitch into a parking lot.
Send the flood AND scorch the earth. I don’t care how you do it. Just do it.
Turn this bitch into a parking lot.
RDJ is gonna spin a lot of blocks, choose a lot of violence, thrive on a lot of negativity & break a lot of hearts in that trailer.
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December 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
RDJ is gonna spin a lot of blocks, choose a lot of violence, thrive on a lot of negativity & break a lot of hearts in that trailer.