Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
Dad, He/Him, Sassy leftist, retired harlot, ally, tech, wrasslin, 📸, pretty, NY/GA, You can't take the heat? Get ya ass out the kitchen, matter fact? Take ya ass back in there & wash the dishes.
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Maj
@lif3asmaj.blacksky.app
· Nov 12
The leopards eatin GOOD right now.
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When Aaron McGruder had something to say? Christ, he stuck the landing.
February 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
When Aaron McGruder had something to say? Christ, he stuck the landing.
The bus they're about to throw her under is now on about to turn on fourth street...last stop is the river.
This is what Kristi Noem said when this incident happened: “What we saw last night in Minneapolis was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The bus they're about to throw her under is now on about to turn on fourth street...last stop is the river.
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White people don't know how to mind their business. Exclusion ruffles their feathers and the call of their forefathers bears them to bring harm where they're not invited
They suspended the "Dont stop us from having a good day" man?? Why???
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
White people don't know how to mind their business. Exclusion ruffles their feathers and the call of their forefathers bears them to bring harm where they're not invited
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Post an Image you can hear
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Post an Image you can hear
Yeah, that sounds about right coming from the fed...
And then we chase it with a segment where R-Truth tells Kit Wilson (wearing his initials in trans pride colors on his vest!) he's not a man because he sees camel toe
Ladders and snakes, I guess
Sigh
Ladders and snakes, I guess
Sigh
There is no heterosexual explanation for this Alexa/Charlotte bit
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Yeah, that sounds about right coming from the fed...
Y'all know how I've been making Mario Kart jokes about how Tulsi & Kristi are racing to see who gets fired first?
Welp, Kristi...
And I know y'all hummed the little tune as soon as you saw this. Y'all ain't slick lol.
Welp, Kristi...
And I know y'all hummed the little tune as soon as you saw this. Y'all ain't slick lol.
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Y'all know how I've been making Mario Kart jokes about how Tulsi & Kristi are racing to see who gets fired first?
Welp, Kristi...
And I know y'all hummed the little tune as soon as you saw this. Y'all ain't slick lol.
Welp, Kristi...
And I know y'all hummed the little tune as soon as you saw this. Y'all ain't slick lol.
Bluesky centrists: Does ICE really need to be abolished??
Me:
Me:
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Bluesky centrists: Does ICE really need to be abolished??
Me:
Me:
This man literally had one eye looking at his then wife & the other looking at the new secretary while knocking back horse dewormer & all I can think is that conservative women in Texas are down catastrophically bad if they're giving coochie to Ken Paxton.
www.texastribune.org/2026/02/12/t...
The felonious “Top Cop” of Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton, (impeached over corruption allegations that led to his divorce) thinks he knows better than the Texas Medical Board.
Note that the entire board was appointed by Trumplican gov Greg Abbott.
#TxLege
The felonious “Top Cop” of Texas, Attorney General Ken Paxton, (impeached over corruption allegations that led to his divorce) thinks he knows better than the Texas Medical Board.
Note that the entire board was appointed by Trumplican gov Greg Abbott.
#TxLege
Ken Paxton backs ivermectin proponent in Texas Medical Board case
The board reprimanded Dr. Mary Bowden last year after she prescribed ivermectin to a patient at a Fort Worth hospital during the height of the pandemic.
www.texastribune.org
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This man literally had one eye looking at his then wife & the other looking at the new secretary while knocking back horse dewormer & all I can think is that conservative women in Texas are down catastrophically bad if they're giving coochie to Ken Paxton.
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Just a casual example of how dudes like this can't talk to Black people they might disagree with without sounding like their racist grandpa in three replies.
Hey Cameron just fyi after the Dems finish throwing LGBT people under the bus they're going to turn on black people. All this shucking and jiving isn't going to save you.
February 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Just a casual example of how dudes like this can't talk to Black people they might disagree with without sounding like their racist grandpa in three replies.
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We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.
Elon's space ambitions depend on 2 things.
1. How deep the K-hole is.
2. Which sci-fi movie he's watching when he needs a break from Irobot.
(Most times it's either Blade Runner, Independence Day 2 or Timecop.)
1. How deep the K-hole is.
2. Which sci-fi movie he's watching when he needs a break from Irobot.
(Most times it's either Blade Runner, Independence Day 2 or Timecop.)
I have just enough understanding of the science and factory production to know a) not only how absurd it is to build a satellite factory on the moon but also b) how pointless. It's amazing people still report this as anything but idiot fantasy www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Elon's space ambitions depend on 2 things.
1. How deep the K-hole is.
2. Which sci-fi movie he's watching when he needs a break from Irobot.
(Most times it's either Blade Runner, Independence Day 2 or Timecop.)
1. How deep the K-hole is.
2. Which sci-fi movie he's watching when he needs a break from Irobot.
(Most times it's either Blade Runner, Independence Day 2 or Timecop.)
I'm glad people are finally seeing Cenk & Ana for the absolute loons that they are, but someone needs to take away their crashout shovel before we smack them with it.
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I'm glad people are finally seeing Cenk & Ana for the absolute loons that they are, but someone needs to take away their crashout shovel before we smack them with it.
Oh, that lady is SKIING.
Melania is on expert levels of the slopes in that picture.
Melania is on expert levels of the slopes in that picture.
Speaking of snorting cocaine in bathrooms... Melania is zooming in this photo and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Surprise! Melania Trump Is Also in the Epstein Files newrepublic.com/post/206513/... via @newrepublic.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Oh, that lady is SKIING.
Melania is on expert levels of the slopes in that picture.
Melania is on expert levels of the slopes in that picture.
Gonna tell him what he used to tell others when they did stupid things.
"STAY OFF...THE WEED..."
"STAY OFF...THE WEED..."
February 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Gonna tell him what he used to tell others when they did stupid things.
"STAY OFF...THE WEED..."
"STAY OFF...THE WEED..."
They also have a residence. Apparently they very recently got outed hard for this to where Trump got mad about it apparently.
And they’re both married! To other people! They have a fuck jet! That we pay for!
It's crazy that with Kristi Noem in the news so much and Corey Lewandowski often quoted as her advisor, that no story ever mentions they have been very publicly having an affair for years and years. It is 100% relevant and newsworthy that she spends taxpayer dollars keeping her sidepiece around.
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
They also have a residence. Apparently they very recently got outed hard for this to where Trump got mad about it apparently.
What a shit show that was. The only guy working for them made recommendations of what to do & got laughed off stage as they recommended bleach & Ivermectin.
Their handling of COVID pantsed/exposed them & then sat on their face.
Their handling of COVID pantsed/exposed them & then sat on their face.
Trump 1.0 did this, too. Remember that Obama had a plan to deal with a pandemic, and the Trump admin just threw it out. Then we had a pandemic and they had no plan.
After more than 1.2 Americans lost their lives to Covid, NIH director Jay Bhattacharya orders the agency to deprioritize pandemic preparedness & biodefense.
Make it make sense.
Scoop from @maxkozlov.bsky.social @nature.com www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Make it make sense.
Scoop from @maxkozlov.bsky.social @nature.com www.nature.com/articles/d41...
February 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
What a shit show that was. The only guy working for them made recommendations of what to do & got laughed off stage as they recommended bleach & Ivermectin.
Their handling of COVID pantsed/exposed them & then sat on their face.
Their handling of COVID pantsed/exposed them & then sat on their face.
There's a very creepy & on the nose vibe about a party that protected a bunch of rich pedophiles/rapists trying to make it illegal to alert folks to horrible people coming around & threaten jail time if you blow a whistle..........
State Senator John Kavanaugh's bill, SB 1635, creates a new state crime for: unlawfully alerting people to the presence of law enforcement
The language is so broad it could land you in jail for up to six months for sharing on social media where ICE is located, making a gesture, or blowing a whistle
The language is so broad it could land you in jail for up to six months for sharing on social media where ICE is located, making a gesture, or blowing a whistle
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
There's a very creepy & on the nose vibe about a party that protected a bunch of rich pedophiles/rapists trying to make it illegal to alert folks to horrible people coming around & threaten jail time if you blow a whistle..........
Starting to believe the groypers have a humiliation kink. Lol.
I think i'v watched this 100x 🤣
FAFO 💯💨
FAFO 💯💨
February 13, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Starting to believe the groypers have a humiliation kink. Lol.
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Me: Mark Kelly voted against the rights of immigrants
This cunt: I want a guy who won't kill *citizens*
Kinda my point, you fuck.
This cunt: I want a guy who won't kill *citizens*
Kinda my point, you fuck.
February 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Me: Mark Kelly voted against the rights of immigrants
This cunt: I want a guy who won't kill *citizens*
Kinda my point, you fuck.
This cunt: I want a guy who won't kill *citizens*
Kinda my point, you fuck.
I mean...I don't know how else he thought screaming "I support ICE" was gonna play out, but shout out to the kids dispensing street justice.
February 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I mean...I don't know how else he thought screaming "I support ICE" was gonna play out, but shout out to the kids dispensing street justice.
Seriously.
I'm tired of every country doing something about this except the country where mostly all of this happened...
I'm tired of every country doing something about this except the country where mostly all of this happened...
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Seriously.
I'm tired of every country doing something about this except the country where mostly all of this happened...
I'm tired of every country doing something about this except the country where mostly all of this happened...
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Hey DOJ, you up?
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Hey DOJ, you up?