Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤
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Venmo: Venmo @ Claire-Evil
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Rebecca's GFM can be found here. If you're able to help with funeral expenses she's in the home stretch of meeting her goal
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Rebecca's GFM can be found here. If you're able to help with funeral expenses she's in the home stretch of meeting her goal
Fuckin' armed security guards doing a ticket check at the movie theater, this shit is getting out of hand
And worse, not like a checkpoint, just some dude hollering "Ladies! I need to see your tickets!"
And worse, not like a checkpoint, just some dude hollering "Ladies! I need to see your tickets!"
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fuckin' armed security guards doing a ticket check at the movie theater, this shit is getting out of hand
And worse, not like a checkpoint, just some dude hollering "Ladies! I need to see your tickets!"
And worse, not like a checkpoint, just some dude hollering "Ladies! I need to see your tickets!"
My weirdo toilet goblin daughter, just lurkin' behind the toilet
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My weirdo toilet goblin daughter, just lurkin' behind the toilet
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Hi!
My friend Amy needs your help replacing her car after it broke down. She is stuck in a cycle of paying uber to get to work and home.
Please share and help if you can
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #HelpSaveLifes2025 #MutualAidrequest
gofund.me/25d30e77
My friend Amy needs your help replacing her car after it broke down. She is stuck in a cycle of paying uber to get to work and home.
Please share and help if you can
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #HelpSaveLifes2025 #MutualAidrequest
gofund.me/25d30e77
Donate to Amy's Journey to Stability, organized by Beth Kitchen
Hello! Beth Kitchen here in support of my friend Amelia "Amy" McKiney. Rorvik and … Beth Kitchen needs your support for Donate to Amy's Journey to Stability
gofund.me
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hi!
My friend Amy needs your help replacing her car after it broke down. She is stuck in a cycle of paying uber to get to work and home.
Please share and help if you can
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #HelpSaveLifes2025 #MutualAidrequest
gofund.me/25d30e77
My friend Amy needs your help replacing her car after it broke down. She is stuck in a cycle of paying uber to get to work and home.
Please share and help if you can
#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #HelpSaveLifes2025 #MutualAidrequest
gofund.me/25d30e77
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Good afternoon, pussycats 💜
"Oh fuck somebody took off his pants! Look at that clit! It's the most beautiful clit I've ever seen!"
Things I did not expect to hear Jeff Hanneman shout in a weird little "the Slayer boys are fooling around" bonus track at the end of the rarities disc of Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
Things I did not expect to hear Jeff Hanneman shout in a weird little "the Slayer boys are fooling around" bonus track at the end of the rarities disc of Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Oh fuck somebody took off his pants! Look at that clit! It's the most beautiful clit I've ever seen!"
Things I did not expect to hear Jeff Hanneman shout in a weird little "the Slayer boys are fooling around" bonus track at the end of the rarities disc of Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
Things I did not expect to hear Jeff Hanneman shout in a weird little "the Slayer boys are fooling around" bonus track at the end of the rarities disc of Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
Bruce twice, obviously
If it was Genesis and not Phil solo I might split my bill but here we are
If it was Genesis and not Phil solo I might split my bill but here we are
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bruce twice, obviously
If it was Genesis and not Phil solo I might split my bill but here we are
If it was Genesis and not Phil solo I might split my bill but here we are
I just would have so much of an easier time if USPS tracking was like 20% more open and transparent instead of a black "by 6 for sure wait what do you mean it's 9?" box
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just would have so much of an easier time if USPS tracking was like 20% more open and transparent instead of a black "by 6 for sure wait what do you mean it's 9?" box
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Yeahhh if anyone in the US has any hard drives they can spare, I need some ASAP. I can pay to cover shipping, but I don't think I can afford to outright buy any disks
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Yeahhh if anyone in the US has any hard drives they can spare, I need some ASAP. I can pay to cover shipping, but I don't think I can afford to outright buy any disks
Going to market with my babe
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Going to market with my babe
Good morning, pussycats 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Good morning, pussycats 💜
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Got an Instagram ad for "gentle detox for women 35+" and no you misunderstand, I want *more* toxins, fill me up and melt me down for parts baby, mama wants to see colors that only exist in gleaming oil slick arcs at the corner of your eye
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Got an Instagram ad for "gentle detox for women 35+" and no you misunderstand, I want *more* toxins, fill me up and melt me down for parts baby, mama wants to see colors that only exist in gleaming oil slick arcs at the corner of your eye
I watched ten minutes of the Braun Strowman gimmick because my wife saw a commercial and was like "how does that work" and oh god it's weird seeing a wrestler go to commercial without any fanfare or a video package or a teaser for later in the show or anything
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I watched ten minutes of the Braun Strowman gimmick because my wife saw a commercial and was like "how does that work" and oh god it's weird seeing a wrestler go to commercial without any fanfare or a video package or a teaser for later in the show or anything
4/10, Zack shoulda brought the one-legged tights back
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
4/10, Zack shoulda brought the one-legged tights back
They should do a special of this Braun Strowman show where he GETS THESE HAMS
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They should do a special of this Braun Strowman show where he GETS THESE HAMS
I'm sorry, you really expect me to believe that Jey Uso would just hang out on the corner of Yeet Street, next to the mask store and YEET Bank? Grow up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm sorry, you really expect me to believe that Jey Uso would just hang out on the corner of Yeet Street, next to the mask store and YEET Bank? Grow up.
I like the print on this suit but Charlotte always manages to build her outfits with just the complete wrong proportions for my taste
On the flipside, Alexa wearing net again, even if it looks like it's just dinky built in trim... 😻
On the flipside, Alexa wearing net again, even if it looks like it's just dinky built in trim... 😻
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like the print on this suit but Charlotte always manages to build her outfits with just the complete wrong proportions for my taste
On the flipside, Alexa wearing net again, even if it looks like it's just dinky built in trim... 😻
On the flipside, Alexa wearing net again, even if it looks like it's just dinky built in trim... 😻
SmackDown time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
SmackDown time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
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Hi, I'm Julie and thanks to the help from people on this site I was able to pay the movers today and get my stuff!
It is such a relief.
It is such a relief.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hi, I'm Julie and thanks to the help from people on this site I was able to pay the movers today and get my stuff!
It is such a relief.
It is such a relief.
She's anxious and listless but at least she's cute 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
She's anxious and listless but at least she's cute 🥰
Hey there, pussycats 💜
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey there, pussycats 💜
Claire: "Wow I'm dragging ass but also it's like I can't sit fucking still for five minutes, whats the d--"
Atypical migraine: "HELLO."
Atypical migraine: "HELLO."
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Claire: "Wow I'm dragging ass but also it's like I can't sit fucking still for five minutes, whats the d--"
Atypical migraine: "HELLO."
Atypical migraine: "HELLO."
Wait wait wait hold up, Jim Simpson is not only still alive but he wants to push out an album of pre-Black Sabbath Black Sabbath recordings?!
Goddamnit Sharon either buy in or lay back and let your husband's legacy grow
Goddamnit Sharon either buy in or lay back and let your husband's legacy grow
BLACK SABBATH's First Manager Fires Back At SHARON OSBOURNE Over Her 'Inaccurate And Unfair Criticisms'
BLACK SABBATH's First Manager Fires Back At SHARON OSBOURNE Over Her 'Inaccurate And Unfair Criticisms'
Jim Simpson, the first manager of BLACK SABBATH, today rejected what he says were "inaccurate and unfair criticisms" made by Sharon Osbourne, the wife and manager of the late Ozzy Osbourne. Speaking o...
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November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wait wait wait hold up, Jim Simpson is not only still alive but he wants to push out an album of pre-Black Sabbath Black Sabbath recordings?!
Goddamnit Sharon either buy in or lay back and let your husband's legacy grow
Goddamnit Sharon either buy in or lay back and let your husband's legacy grow