Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
@petticlaire.bsky.social
Petticoats, pussycats, and pro wrestling. Trans. Lesbian. She/her. Proud dickgirl, nature's perfect animal. Bass guitar, No-Bots. Polyamorous. 💜💙🖤
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Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
We were just able to get by rent last month with the help we recieved, and unfortunately our situation still hasn't changed much for the better running into the next month.
If anyone can help us afford rent to stay housed through the holidays it would greatly appreciated!
If anyone can help us afford rent to stay housed through the holidays it would greatly appreciated!
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We were just able to get by rent last month with the help we recieved, and unfortunately our situation still hasn't changed much for the better running into the next month.
If anyone can help us afford rent to stay housed through the holidays it would greatly appreciated!
If anyone can help us afford rent to stay housed through the holidays it would greatly appreciated!
Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
hey! here's a new post/thread of some import:
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in thread⬇️)
(1/3)
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in thread⬇️)
(1/3)
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
hey! here's a new post/thread of some import:
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in thread⬇️)
(1/3)
-we've been kicked out of the house we were living in by abusive, toxic housemates
-we need a place to stay aslap
-we are do queer transes in our early 40s w/ 2 indoor cats
-can we stay on your couch?
(more info in thread⬇️)
(1/3)
Good morning, pussycats 💜
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Good morning, pussycats 💜
Ahaha holy shit I'm listening to the UK '89 live album Exodus put out last year and Zetro tries to do Paul Baloff's "it ain't about no Star-Kist tuna fish" intro for Piranha and just falls completely flat on it so bad somebody has to step in and get him back on track
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ahaha holy shit I'm listening to the UK '89 live album Exodus put out last year and Zetro tries to do Paul Baloff's "it ain't about no Star-Kist tuna fish" intro for Piranha and just falls completely flat on it so bad somebody has to step in and get him back on track
And here I thought I was being clever with "no thanks, I'm retired"
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
And here I thought I was being clever with "no thanks, I'm retired"
Hey pussycats 💜
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey pussycats 💜
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
That's right, there's just 22 more days to go before I need to make a down payment on the top surgery I've sought for years! Thanks to you, I can raise the remaining $312 of $1000 I need via the links.
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
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Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/A38jBVM
buff.ly/bWXC283
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That's right, there's just 22 more days to go before I need to make a down payment on the top surgery I've sought for years! Thanks to you, I can raise the remaining $312 of $1000 I need via the links.
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/A38jBVM
buff.ly/bWXC283
Thank you for helping me reclaim my mountains ⛰️⛰️
buff.ly/A38jBVM
buff.ly/bWXC283
Here she goes again (hobo, never drifter)
I just do not get it
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Here she goes again (hobo, never drifter)
Exodus are silly
Ya got:
-A Lesson in Violence (a 1991 compilation of demos and live stuff)
-Lessons in Violence (a 1992 standard greatest hits deal)
-Another Lesson in Violence (a 1997 live album documenting their reunion with Paul Baloff)
All in row with only Force of Habit breaking it up!
Ya got:
-A Lesson in Violence (a 1991 compilation of demos and live stuff)
-Lessons in Violence (a 1992 standard greatest hits deal)
-Another Lesson in Violence (a 1997 live album documenting their reunion with Paul Baloff)
All in row with only Force of Habit breaking it up!
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Exodus are silly
Ya got:
-A Lesson in Violence (a 1991 compilation of demos and live stuff)
-Lessons in Violence (a 1992 standard greatest hits deal)
-Another Lesson in Violence (a 1997 live album documenting their reunion with Paul Baloff)
All in row with only Force of Habit breaking it up!
Ya got:
-A Lesson in Violence (a 1991 compilation of demos and live stuff)
-Lessons in Violence (a 1992 standard greatest hits deal)
-Another Lesson in Violence (a 1997 live album documenting their reunion with Paul Baloff)
All in row with only Force of Habit breaking it up!
I shoulda realized that "we'll mark it top priority and do everything we can" would mean that it's get delivered an hour before my standard 8 am alarm goes off and I'd get jump-scared by the notification and have to rush downstairs
But the saga has concluded and all is (hopefully) well
But the saga has concluded and all is (hopefully) well
Juggled another customer service chat during the four-way
Again got assured that it's coming, it's coming please do not worry it's coming
Got a $15 gift card for being a pain in the ass
Again got assured that it's coming, it's coming please do not worry it's coming
Got a $15 gift card for being a pain in the ass
Ahahaha of fucking course not, package delayed in transit again you sons of bitches
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I shoulda realized that "we'll mark it top priority and do everything we can" would mean that it's get delivered an hour before my standard 8 am alarm goes off and I'd get jump-scared by the notification and have to rush downstairs
But the saga has concluded and all is (hopefully) well
But the saga has concluded and all is (hopefully) well
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Well they
Blew up the chicken man
In Philly last night
And they
Blew up his house too
Blew up the chicken man
In Philly last night
And they
Blew up his house too
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Well they
Blew up the chicken man
In Philly last night
And they
Blew up his house too
Blew up the chicken man
In Philly last night
And they
Blew up his house too
Two tracking numbers
Thursday I get one package with two tapes, okay he paired them off, good, that makes more sense
Today I expect the other two tapes and... I get one... that I did not order.
Sigh.
The first one I bought from him went so well and now he's hitting every branch on the way down
Thursday I get one package with two tapes, okay he paired them off, good, that makes more sense
Today I expect the other two tapes and... I get one... that I did not order.
Sigh.
The first one I bought from him went so well and now he's hitting every branch on the way down
Finally messaged to ask what was up, transportation issues, says tapes go out Monday, great, works for me.
Just now I think to check, curious if they've gone out and if they're all together, and good news, they're... all... in... separate packages
Like bud, this benefits neither of us!
Just now I think to check, curious if they've gone out and if they're all together, and good news, they're... all... in... separate packages
Like bud, this benefits neither of us!
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Two tracking numbers
Thursday I get one package with two tapes, okay he paired them off, good, that makes more sense
Today I expect the other two tapes and... I get one... that I did not order.
Sigh.
The first one I bought from him went so well and now he's hitting every branch on the way down
Thursday I get one package with two tapes, okay he paired them off, good, that makes more sense
Today I expect the other two tapes and... I get one... that I did not order.
Sigh.
The first one I bought from him went so well and now he's hitting every branch on the way down
Alright I'm sold
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Alright I'm sold
My man just wanted Joe to teach him how to choke a bitch out and Swerve just broke his goddamn ankle and his arm
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My man just wanted Joe to teach him how to choke a bitch out and Swerve just broke his goddamn ankle and his arm
Alright this makes a little more sense of it
I know Joe's gonna talk me into it by the end of Wednesday night but I dunno
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Alright this makes a little more sense of it
I know Joe's gonna talk me into it by the end of Wednesday night but I dunno
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I know Joe's gonna talk me into it by the end of Wednesday night but I dunno
Okay lady this is too many amigos
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Okay lady this is too many amigos
If the Young Bucks really wanted the money they would have humped the duffel bags as soon as they won it like Juice did
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If the Young Bucks really wanted the money they would have humped the duffel bags as soon as they won it like Juice did
Danielson's been sitting on that "world's richest dinosaur" line all day, he's SO proud of himself
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Danielson's been sitting on that "world's richest dinosaur" line all day, he's SO proud of himself
-I'm autistic and learned the names of all the wrestling moves for hyperfixation's sake
-I'm a solid typist
-Too much social anxiety to be a secretary somewhere
-Right place at the right time (spending too much time on a wrestling site that mostly promoted writers out of readers)
-I'm a solid typist
-Too much social anxiety to be a secretary somewhere
-Right place at the right time (spending too much time on a wrestling site that mostly promoted writers out of readers)
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
-I'm autistic and learned the names of all the wrestling moves for hyperfixation's sake
-I'm a solid typist
-Too much social anxiety to be a secretary somewhere
-Right place at the right time (spending too much time on a wrestling site that mostly promoted writers out of readers)
-I'm a solid typist
-Too much social anxiety to be a secretary somewhere
-Right place at the right time (spending too much time on a wrestling site that mostly promoted writers out of readers)
What a fuckin' match goddamn
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What a fuckin' match goddamn
Reposted by Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife
Tonight, the role of The Ghost of Christmas Past will be played by Kyle O’Reilly
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tonight, the role of The Ghost of Christmas Past will be played by Kyle O’Reilly
Oh shit I thought Kyle was forking him gently because he's not used to it but he was forking deliberately and pushing that motherfucker in there to make sure Mox would bleed out of his fork wounds Jesus
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh shit I thought Kyle was forking him gently because he's not used to it but he was forking deliberately and pushing that motherfucker in there to make sure Mox would bleed out of his fork wounds Jesus
Oh my god no fuck no Jesus Christ Mox ow
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Oh my god no fuck no Jesus Christ Mox ow