The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
So Elon Musk is basically responsible for more deaths than Hitler.
February 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
So Elon Musk is basically responsible for more deaths than Hitler.
The flares so far have only been about one sixth the size of the Carrington event, but larger ones could happen. The question is more about timing though because the sun and earth are both moving so the chance that a flare is pointed directly at the earth when it happens might still be quite low.
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The flares so far have only been about one sixth the size of the Carrington event, but larger ones could happen. The question is more about timing though because the sun and earth are both moving so the chance that a flare is pointed directly at the earth when it happens might still be quite low.
Or maybe, Wayne, maybe voters have just stopped believing all your horse-shit. That might also explain the result, don't you think?
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Or maybe, Wayne, maybe voters have just stopped believing all your horse-shit. That might also explain the result, don't you think?
It's set hundreds of years in the future, but it is basically always just imagining a utopian vision of what it might be like 20 years from now.
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
It's set hundreds of years in the future, but it is basically always just imagining a utopian vision of what it might be like 20 years from now.
My campaign would be one of specific poetic justice:
1) Throw Peter Thiel from a 15th story balcony
2) Lock Elon Musk in a burning cybertruck
3) Shoot Kristi Noem in a ditch
4) Push Trump down some stairs and bury his corpse on the back nine of a golf course
5) etc.
1) Throw Peter Thiel from a 15th story balcony
2) Lock Elon Musk in a burning cybertruck
3) Shoot Kristi Noem in a ditch
4) Push Trump down some stairs and bury his corpse on the back nine of a golf course
5) etc.
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My campaign would be one of specific poetic justice:
1) Throw Peter Thiel from a 15th story balcony
2) Lock Elon Musk in a burning cybertruck
3) Shoot Kristi Noem in a ditch
4) Push Trump down some stairs and bury his corpse on the back nine of a golf course
5) etc.
1) Throw Peter Thiel from a 15th story balcony
2) Lock Elon Musk in a burning cybertruck
3) Shoot Kristi Noem in a ditch
4) Push Trump down some stairs and bury his corpse on the back nine of a golf course
5) etc.
The grifter mentality is that it's ok to tell obvious lies, because anyone who believes them is stupid and therefore deserves to be lied to.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The grifter mentality is that it's ok to tell obvious lies, because anyone who believes them is stupid and therefore deserves to be lied to.
They don't call him the Pedophile in Chief for nothing.
February 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
They don't call him the Pedophile in Chief for nothing.
The Pitt. Season one is hands down the best single season of television I have ever seen.
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The Pitt. Season one is hands down the best single season of television I have ever seen.
I know it's an example of forced perspective, but that photo is still fucking weird.
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I know it's an example of forced perspective, but that photo is still fucking weird.
Trevor Noah is way out of this dipshit's league.
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Trevor Noah is way out of this dipshit's league.
I feel like the 10% critic score is also unreasonably high.
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I feel like the 10% critic score is also unreasonably high.
The empty, dark theatre with the monotonous dialogue, the vapid, empty cinematography and the characters whose lives I had less than zero stake in really helped with my insomnia.
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The empty, dark theatre with the monotonous dialogue, the vapid, empty cinematography and the characters whose lives I had less than zero stake in really helped with my insomnia.
Yes, you should be able to do better, given that every other country in the developed world manages to.
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Yes, you should be able to do better, given that every other country in the developed world manages to.
Like for any criminal, successful days are ones in which you DON'T get caught.
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Like for any criminal, successful days are ones in which you DON'T get caught.
It took them a very long time to track down those likely Trump voters.
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It took them a very long time to track down those likely Trump voters.
A naked woman being chased by a bunch of dudes with a camera, and somehow she's the bad guy?
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A naked woman being chased by a bunch of dudes with a camera, and somehow she's the bad guy?
And Biden's net worth is almost entirely due to the sales of his book - all publicly verifiable and transparent. Comparing him with Trump's prodigious grifting is pure idiocy.
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
And Biden's net worth is almost entirely due to the sales of his book - all publicly verifiable and transparent. Comparing him with Trump's prodigious grifting is pure idiocy.
Gabbard released the documents he's referring to six months ago, and it never went anywhere because those documents do not prove shit.
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Gabbard released the documents he's referring to six months ago, and it never went anywhere because those documents do not prove shit.
Tough day at the office for Leigh Swampgas.
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Tough day at the office for Leigh Swampgas.
The only way to get a bigger audience for the Melania movie is to reduce the ticket price by 900, 1200 or even 1500 percent.
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
The only way to get a bigger audience for the Melania movie is to reduce the ticket price by 900, 1200 or even 1500 percent.
I feel like the word "if" is unnecessary here.
January 31, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I feel like the word "if" is unnecessary here.
Anyone else find this extremely weird... ?
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Anyone else find this extremely weird... ?
A one-sentence horror story.
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
A one-sentence horror story.
The Director of Feline Intelligence...
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The Director of Feline Intelligence...
If they will be willing in two weeks, why aren't they willing now? Do they think there haven't been quite enough deaths yet?
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
If they will be willing in two weeks, why aren't they willing now? Do they think there haven't been quite enough deaths yet?