The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
Americans have a right to know where Dick Cheney is being buried, so they can all stop by his grave and "pay their respects".
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Americans have a right to know where Dick Cheney is being buried, so they can all stop by his grave and "pay their respects".
It doesn't matter how big Mamdani's victory is in the election - I'm still going to be disappointed because Cuomo will inevitably get more than zero votes.
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It doesn't matter how big Mamdani's victory is in the election - I'm still going to be disappointed because Cuomo will inevitably get more than zero votes.
Well, time to cancel my Disney+ subscription, I guess.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Well, time to cancel my Disney+ subscription, I guess.
Might be controversial, but I feel like it's reply guys that are doing communication correctly. Someone says something, and you respond, like in a conversation.
Standing in public, loudly proclaiming something, and then waiting to see how many people agree with you, well, that's weird behaviour.
Standing in public, loudly proclaiming something, and then waiting to see how many people agree with you, well, that's weird behaviour.
July 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Might be controversial, but I feel like it's reply guys that are doing communication correctly. Someone says something, and you respond, like in a conversation.
Standing in public, loudly proclaiming something, and then waiting to see how many people agree with you, well, that's weird behaviour.
Standing in public, loudly proclaiming something, and then waiting to see how many people agree with you, well, that's weird behaviour.
This just in: Andrew Cuomo has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
June 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This just in: Andrew Cuomo has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
The conclave: I know, let's elect an American! That country has been doing really well, lately.
May 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The conclave: I know, let's elect an American! That country has been doing really well, lately.
How long do you think it will be before Trump changes the name of the English language to "American"?
April 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
How long do you think it will be before Trump changes the name of the English language to "American"?
You know America, even if you do come to your senses and get rid of this current monstrosity, the world is never going to trust you again.
When someone has a psychotic episode, loses their shit and screws you over, all the shared history in the world won't make you do deals with them again.
When someone has a psychotic episode, loses their shit and screws you over, all the shared history in the world won't make you do deals with them again.
April 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You know America, even if you do come to your senses and get rid of this current monstrosity, the world is never going to trust you again.
When someone has a psychotic episode, loses their shit and screws you over, all the shared history in the world won't make you do deals with them again.
When someone has a psychotic episode, loses their shit and screws you over, all the shared history in the world won't make you do deals with them again.
So the Tesla Cybertruck is so difficult to open that people have burned to death because they were trapped inside, but also so flimsy that you can literally pull one apart with your bare hands.
It feels like this episode of the simulation was written by a committee.
It feels like this episode of the simulation was written by a committee.
March 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So the Tesla Cybertruck is so difficult to open that people have burned to death because they were trapped inside, but also so flimsy that you can literally pull one apart with your bare hands.
It feels like this episode of the simulation was written by a committee.
It feels like this episode of the simulation was written by a committee.
I see Mike Godwin (of Godwin's Law fame) sitting alone on a park bench, a thousand-yard stare on his ashen face. He weeps uncontrollably.
March 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I see Mike Godwin (of Godwin's Law fame) sitting alone on a park bench, a thousand-yard stare on his ashen face. He weeps uncontrollably.
Beware the Ides of March!
March 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Beware the Ides of March!
So, is the gold still in Fort Knox, or isn't it?
March 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
So, is the gold still in Fort Knox, or isn't it?
When you, the American people, finally get pissed off enough to rise up and cut off Donald Trump's head, you're going to need to re-write the Constitution. Can I suggest that maybe you don't put in a 2nd amendment this time?
March 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When you, the American people, finally get pissed off enough to rise up and cut off Donald Trump's head, you're going to need to re-write the Constitution. Can I suggest that maybe you don't put in a 2nd amendment this time?
At this point, it's hard to deny that Donald Trump was a Manchurian candidate.
March 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
At this point, it's hard to deny that Donald Trump was a Manchurian candidate.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year
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We all been guilty with this one at some point. 🤷🏽♂️
December 22, 2024 at 1:18 PM
We all been guilty with this one at some point. 🤷🏽♂️
I don't care what they say. My brother is innocent...
December 9, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I don't care what they say. My brother is innocent...
Are NYPD all insured through UnitedHealthcare, because it sure seems like it.
December 9, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Are NYPD all insured through UnitedHealthcare, because it sure seems like it.
For anyone concerned enough to comment about a health insurance CEO being shot, consider that there has been at least one shooting of elementary school kids since then, and no one seems to give a shit about that.
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 AM
For anyone concerned enough to comment about a health insurance CEO being shot, consider that there has been at least one shooting of elementary school kids since then, and no one seems to give a shit about that.
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The left builds its house out of glass, hoping for transparency, while the right collects stones.
December 4, 2024 at 7:28 PM
The left builds its house out of glass, hoping for transparency, while the right collects stones.
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“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
They run them bc people react to them the most.
If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.
It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
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If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe.
A brief thread...
A brief thread...
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe.
A brief thread...
A brief thread...
I'm sure there's a reason population decline has been on Elon's mind recently...
fortune.com/2024/11/14/x...
fortune.com/2024/11/14/x...
Elon Musk's X is hemorrhaging users to Threads and Bluesky. Welcome to the era of social media fragmentation
Many high-profile X users are leaving after Elon Musk's efforts to elect Donald Trump, adding to a new era of fragmented social media.
fortune.com
November 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I'm sure there's a reason population decline has been on Elon's mind recently...
fortune.com/2024/11/14/x...
fortune.com/2024/11/14/x...