The Flying Spaghetti Monster
@almightynoodle1.bsky.social
I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
Americans have a right to know where Dick Cheney is being buried, so they can all stop by his grave and "pay their respects".
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Americans have a right to know where Dick Cheney is being buried, so they can all stop by his grave and "pay their respects".
He's keeps saying Tiger, Elephant and Giraffe. Umm...
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He's keeps saying Tiger, Elephant and Giraffe. Umm...
He doesn't need the gun, though. Or the girl.
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
He doesn't need the gun, though. Or the girl.
It's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Here's a checklist from the DSM, on which he checks every single box...
September 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Here's a checklist from the DSM, on which he checks every single box...
Someone please ask him about the grass growing on his ex-wife's grave.
August 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Someone please ask him about the grass growing on his ex-wife's grave.
Was it this guy in the left?
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Was it this guy in the left?
The fact the President posted it is, by itself, good reason to suspect its authenticity.
August 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The fact the President posted it is, by itself, good reason to suspect its authenticity.
I have literally never received a DM from anyone, ever. Maybe it's my chat settings? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have literally never received a DM from anyone, ever. Maybe it's my chat settings? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This record was already set by a much more sophisticated group...
July 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This record was already set by a much more sophisticated group...
I think we need to go back a bit further...
July 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I think we need to go back a bit further...
This is the exact point where they threw me out of the store.
July 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This is the exact point where they threw me out of the store.
He still hasn't recovered from the 3rd degree burn he recently received...
June 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
He still hasn't recovered from the 3rd degree burn he recently received...
The answer to your question is no.
June 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The answer to your question is no.
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon's 1960 Bugeye sprite.
June 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon's 1960 Bugeye sprite.
The fallacy you are committing is... False Dichotomy!
June 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The fallacy you are committing is... False Dichotomy!
Bertrand Russell knew what's what.
June 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Bertrand Russell knew what's what.
When played by Marisa Tomei, she was.😘
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
When played by Marisa Tomei, she was.😘
The Deputy of the Australian Reserve Bank recently met with China to discuss trade. This is what he reported back on how the Chinese were feeling about US tarrifs:
May 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The Deputy of the Australian Reserve Bank recently met with China to discuss trade. This is what he reported back on how the Chinese were feeling about US tarrifs:
There's nothing more classically American than punching a nazi.
May 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
There's nothing more classically American than punching a nazi.
Still the best description of him I've seen...
May 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Still the best description of him I've seen...
"What do you mean you have to work?"
May 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"What do you mean you have to work?"