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I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
Trump is weak, so he is always drawn to strong men, and Mamdani is probably the strongest political figure in America right now.
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Trump is weak, so he is always drawn to strong men, and Mamdani is probably the strongest political figure in America right now.
Ah sorry, I get you now. 😁
I still genuinely don't know how the Carolinas differ though, never having been to either of them, or even met anyone who has. 🤷♂️
I still genuinely don't know how the Carolinas differ though, never having been to either of them, or even met anyone who has. 🤷♂️
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ah sorry, I get you now. 😁
I still genuinely don't know how the Carolinas differ though, never having been to either of them, or even met anyone who has. 🤷♂️
I still genuinely don't know how the Carolinas differ though, never having been to either of them, or even met anyone who has. 🤷♂️
No one in Australia drinks that beer. I don't think you can even buy it here.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No one in Australia drinks that beer. I don't think you can even buy it here.
I guess we're back here again?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Taking Trump Seriously, Not Literally
The Republican candidate took his case to the shale industry in Pittsburgh, and found a welcoming crowd.
www.theatlantic.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I guess we're back here again?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Just check all the places you know she spends most of her time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just check all the places you know she spends most of her time.
This is the way.
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This is the way.
Infamous. It means *more* than famous.
a man in a straw hat talks to a woman in a striped shirt
Alt: Infamous means more than famous.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Infamous. It means *more* than famous.
I believe this, partly because it's probably true, but partly because if it's false, I'll be so happy to say I was wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I believe this, partly because it's probably true, but partly because if it's false, I'll be so happy to say I was wrong.
Do they realise he's not just a fucking idiot about politics? He's a fucking idiot across the board.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Do they realise he's not just a fucking idiot about politics? He's a fucking idiot across the board.
It's because most Americans have no idea where Côte d'Ivoire is. It may as well be a story about Pandora.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's because most Americans have no idea where Côte d'Ivoire is. It may as well be a story about Pandora.
How would you explain the difference to an Australian?
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
How would you explain the difference to an Australian?
Sorry, I didn't realise you were an asshole. Blocked.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Sorry, I didn't realise you were an asshole. Blocked.
It says he granted clemency in "at least a dozen cases", and then goes on to talk about erasing the actions of his own appointees. How else are we supposed to read that?
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It says he granted clemency in "at least a dozen cases", and then goes on to talk about erasing the actions of his own appointees. How else are we supposed to read that?
He metes out justice with fairness and proportionality.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
He metes out justice with fairness and proportionality.
You make a very strong case.
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You make a very strong case.
The post makes it sound like Clinton also granted clemency to a dozen people from his administration. Did that happen, or not?
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
The post makes it sound like Clinton also granted clemency to a dozen people from his administration. Did that happen, or not?
Market forces - To maximise sales, robots need to be either fuckable, or adorably cute. It's the same reason 90% of the internet is either porn or cat videos.
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Market forces - To maximise sales, robots need to be either fuckable, or adorably cute. It's the same reason 90% of the internet is either porn or cat videos.
People won't remember exactly what you say and do, but they will remember how you made them feel.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
People won't remember exactly what you say and do, but they will remember how you made them feel.
I couldn't give two shits about that motherfucker's health, but I do want him to live long enough to face some fucking consequences for once in his miserable excuse for a life.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I couldn't give two shits about that motherfucker's health, but I do want him to live long enough to face some fucking consequences for once in his miserable excuse for a life.
Turns out it was definitely about him.
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Turns out it was definitely about him.
Rocky looks even more rocky than I imagined.
The book was magnificent. I have high hopes for the film.
The book was magnificent. I have high hopes for the film.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Rocky looks even more rocky than I imagined.
The book was magnificent. I have high hopes for the film.
The book was magnificent. I have high hopes for the film.
John Cage should get royalties.
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
John Cage should get royalties.
40's: Fuck this shit, I am fucking done with you people! And no, I'm not going to make it rhyme because nobody gives a shit of it rhymes or not. FUCK!... Sorry, what were we talking about again?
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
40's: Fuck this shit, I am fucking done with you people! And no, I'm not going to make it rhyme because nobody gives a shit of it rhymes or not. FUCK!... Sorry, what were we talking about again?
If we assume Trump raped a bunch of girls, and then the files show him raping only one of two, the media will go "looks like it wasn't as bad as we thought". Checkmate, Libs!
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If we assume Trump raped a bunch of girls, and then the files show him raping only one of two, the media will go "looks like it wasn't as bad as we thought". Checkmate, Libs!