Been feeling sick for the past several days until I plugged in my stupid sunlamp and stayed under the stupid light for like four stupid hours and immediately felt better.
I need a sunning rock :(
I need a sunning rock :(
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Been feeling sick for the past several days until I plugged in my stupid sunlamp and stayed under the stupid light for like four stupid hours and immediately felt better.
I need a sunning rock :(
I need a sunning rock :(
So it would appear that Crowley has made a full recovery!
Whether it was the sleep, the soup, the sunlamp or the s... something else entirely, he's fit as a fiddle today.
Perhaps we'll be cottage-bound by tomorrow?
Whether it was the sleep, the soup, the sunlamp or the s... something else entirely, he's fit as a fiddle today.
Perhaps we'll be cottage-bound by tomorrow?
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So it would appear that Crowley has made a full recovery!
Whether it was the sleep, the soup, the sunlamp or the s... something else entirely, he's fit as a fiddle today.
Perhaps we'll be cottage-bound by tomorrow?
Whether it was the sleep, the soup, the sunlamp or the s... something else entirely, he's fit as a fiddle today.
Perhaps we'll be cottage-bound by tomorrow?
Good morning from Commander Shepherd! (This is her favorite bow on the whole Citadel)
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Good morning from Commander Shepherd! (This is her favorite bow on the whole Citadel)
I wrap them all in warm blankets, give them hot coco, and kiss their foreheads. "you will fucking survive" as I lock them in front of a sunlamp to fight off the winter 😋💕
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I wrap them all in warm blankets, give them hot coco, and kiss their foreheads. "you will fucking survive" as I lock them in front of a sunlamp to fight off the winter 😋💕
Coffee and sunlamp won. *wag*
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Coffee and sunlamp won. *wag*
Git yourself a Sunlamp!
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Git yourself a Sunlamp!
Kyn: It's whatever, they run pretty hot so it doesn't bother them also they're willing to suffer for fashion
Yori: Get him a sunlamp please (Water cold is different okay)
Yori: Get him a sunlamp please (Water cold is different okay)
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Kyn: It's whatever, they run pretty hot so it doesn't bother them also they're willing to suffer for fashion
Yori: Get him a sunlamp please (Water cold is different okay)
Yori: Get him a sunlamp please (Water cold is different okay)
me, sitting around being a little woebegone bitch: alas and alack and such things. would that i could hibernate through all the winter.
my executive functioning desperately rattling the bars of its cage: USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP.
my executive functioning desperately rattling the bars of its cage: USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP.
i need! to remember! to use!! my fucking sunlight lamp!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
me, sitting around being a little woebegone bitch: alas and alack and such things. would that i could hibernate through all the winter.
my executive functioning desperately rattling the bars of its cage: USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP.
my executive functioning desperately rattling the bars of its cage: USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP. USE YOUR SUNLAMP.
Based on the time of year of these posts, he should consider investing in a sunlamp
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Based on the time of year of these posts, he should consider investing in a sunlamp
why is there a sunlamp pointed directly at his head
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
why is there a sunlamp pointed directly at his head
ive had a very meditative, almost serene melancholy week processing emotional pain and i have to admit I'm getting tired of it. someone offered me a sunlamp today maybe i should take them up on that next time. i think itd be cool to have fun without a footnote attached, actually
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
ive had a very meditative, almost serene melancholy week processing emotional pain and i have to admit I'm getting tired of it. someone offered me a sunlamp today maybe i should take them up on that next time. i think itd be cool to have fun without a footnote attached, actually
I'm thinking about buying a sunlamp and shining it in my face while working
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm thinking about buying a sunlamp and shining it in my face while working
SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT. BULLSHIT. YOU STAND UNDER THAT SUNLAMP YOU GONNA GET BURNED.
GOD. I HATE HER.
GOD. I HATE HER.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT. BULLSHIT. YOU STAND UNDER THAT SUNLAMP YOU GONNA GET BURNED.
GOD. I HATE HER.
GOD. I HATE HER.
Why does Bayleaf from the grocery store suck so much? I've had a tree for years, and when it tried to die on us last winter, we bought a new one as soon as it could go in the ground. I can't go back. I'd have one I worshiped at the sunlamp alter if I had to move. How do they fuck this up?
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Why does Bayleaf from the grocery store suck so much? I've had a tree for years, and when it tried to die on us last winter, we bought a new one as soon as it could go in the ground. I can't go back. I'd have one I worshiped at the sunlamp alter if I had to move. How do they fuck this up?
A sheet of little doors you open to count down to Christmas but each door blasts you with a sunlamp when you open it
Call that a SADvent calendar
Call that a SADvent calendar
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A sheet of little doors you open to count down to Christmas but each door blasts you with a sunlamp when you open it
Call that a SADvent calendar
Call that a SADvent calendar
This could be as simple as adjusting your posture or quietly playing with a fidget toy during a stressful meeting, or putting on a fun song while you do a task you dislike.
In the context of SAD, it could mean putting on a sunlamp or some extra cozy socks when it's dark and gross outside.
In the context of SAD, it could mean putting on a sunlamp or some extra cozy socks when it's dark and gross outside.
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This could be as simple as adjusting your posture or quietly playing with a fidget toy during a stressful meeting, or putting on a fun song while you do a task you dislike.
In the context of SAD, it could mean putting on a sunlamp or some extra cozy socks when it's dark and gross outside.
In the context of SAD, it could mean putting on a sunlamp or some extra cozy socks when it's dark and gross outside.
And lo, for icarus's hubris was too great, he fucked while the seasonal depression sunlamp was going and his penis was melted. He crashed to the ocean (waterbed) (?)
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
And lo, for icarus's hubris was too great, he fucked while the seasonal depression sunlamp was going and his penis was melted. He crashed to the ocean (waterbed) (?)
SAD is trying to take me out. i need to start using my sunlamp this season.
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
SAD is trying to take me out. i need to start using my sunlamp this season.
Today’s moment of cat:
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Today’s moment of cat:
Dec 1975: National Portable TV ad from Currys
(+National Radio/Cassette Recorder; Grundig Party Boy 500 Radio; ITT Cassette Recorder; Philips Sunlamp; Russell Hobbs Filter Coffee Maker; Morphy Richards Foodmixer; Carmen 20 Conditioning Curler Set; CBM SR7919D Calculator, and more)
(+National Radio/Cassette Recorder; Grundig Party Boy 500 Radio; ITT Cassette Recorder; Philips Sunlamp; Russell Hobbs Filter Coffee Maker; Morphy Richards Foodmixer; Carmen 20 Conditioning Curler Set; CBM SR7919D Calculator, and more)
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Dec 1975: National Portable TV ad from Currys
(+National Radio/Cassette Recorder; Grundig Party Boy 500 Radio; ITT Cassette Recorder; Philips Sunlamp; Russell Hobbs Filter Coffee Maker; Morphy Richards Foodmixer; Carmen 20 Conditioning Curler Set; CBM SR7919D Calculator, and more)
(+National Radio/Cassette Recorder; Grundig Party Boy 500 Radio; ITT Cassette Recorder; Philips Sunlamp; Russell Hobbs Filter Coffee Maker; Morphy Richards Foodmixer; Carmen 20 Conditioning Curler Set; CBM SR7919D Calculator, and more)
on my hands and knees, sweating like i've been put under a sunlamp for hours, withering at the lack of scruffy beard rubbing against my face with a pleased good morning.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
on my hands and knees, sweating like i've been put under a sunlamp for hours, withering at the lack of scruffy beard rubbing against my face with a pleased good morning.
Not sure if you've tried one- but a gigantic consuming sunlamp while you clean or read or literally anything helps me. I got mine years ago and it's paid for itself. If you haven't experienced a light this big- it (at least for me) causes a literal sense of relief and peace when it goes on.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Not sure if you've tried one- but a gigantic consuming sunlamp while you clean or read or literally anything helps me. I got mine years ago and it's paid for itself. If you haven't experienced a light this big- it (at least for me) causes a literal sense of relief and peace when it goes on.
The hoes are single handedly keeping the sunlamp industry alive
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The hoes are single handedly keeping the sunlamp industry alive
My brain fog used to be so bad. My doc said I just had to point a sunlamp at my ear. Let the light in and burn off the fog. And you know what? It worked. Now my brain is just really humid.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My brain fog used to be so bad. My doc said I just had to point a sunlamp at my ear. Let the light in and burn off the fog. And you know what? It worked. Now my brain is just really humid.