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aunt honeybee 🌿✨
@deerteeth.bsky.social
she/her, scatterbrained, sincerity & sass | 37 | lover of cats & plants & coffee | bread & roses

book: https://rebeccawrites.carrd.co/
nothing but original biscuits: https://tinyurl.com/deerteethbsky
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i'm what you'd get if dipper & mabel pines did the fusion dance
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
i am so FUCKING tired 🙃 i have plans on both thursday and friday and i'm probably going to have to cancel at least one of them and i'm annoyed about it
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i love naps
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
mentioned a gif set to someone recently and they were like "a what?" and i remembered gif sets as an art form are pretty unique to tumblr
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
bless internet communication despite its flaws because sometimes moving words from my brain to my mouth is very difficult and tiring, and it's nice to be able to communicate in gifs and emojis instead
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
why am i being emailed (spoiler: it's my job) (spoiler: i don't caaaaaaare)
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A small 🧵 of free Thanksgiving meals in/around PGH for anyone in need. These are tough times, so if you need a holiday meal, pls sign-up. And if this is your 1st time needing assistance, these initiatives ask for no info & have no judgment ❤️

& feel free to add to the 🧵 if u know of more initiatives
Yianni’s Diner in Castle Shannon is offering free Thanksgiving meals for anyone in need, no questions asked. Also, Yianni’s is only steps away from the Willow T station.
They’ll have 500 takeout meals
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
honestly the least realistic thing about buffy season 7 episode 4 is that cassie would put her full legal name on her personal website in 2002
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
reread the whole thing to check if it's actually garbage. the first two-thirds of what i've written so far are quite fun actually and not dreadful. the recent bits i've been writing just really suck lollll
this is the worst first draft i've written in over a decade but BY GOD i am WRITING IT
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
oat milk chai latte ✨
been planning to get an afternoon chai latte from the coffee shop but now i'm sleepy and don't want to go to the coffee shop but i remembered i haven't left the house in [redacted] days so i should really really go to the coffee shop
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
been planning to get an afternoon chai latte from the coffee shop but now i'm sleepy and don't want to go to the coffee shop but i remembered i haven't left the house in [redacted] days so i should really really go to the coffee shop
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
this is the worst first draft i've written in over a decade but BY GOD i am WRITING IT
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I WANT TO WORK OUT
a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
Alt: a little kid lying on the ground throwing a tantrum
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i AM going to do my PEM cause/trigger analysis and crash avoidance plan. just like. maybe not today
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
posts that will either make @big-iron.bsky.social laugh or deal him psychic damage
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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#FECF55
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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another harpy complete thanks to the ever lovely @nootrecruit.bsky.social 🪶
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
my boyfriend and i are officially on season seven now (we gave up on angel and have just been watching buffy since sometime early in season six) and anyway, this is still relevant
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
when you make an online purchase and specifically uncheck the "email me news and offers" box yet they still start sending you news and offers
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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other things you can ask stuff

• a rock
• a book
• a body of water
• the sky
• a hag stone
• native wildlife in your area
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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the found footage horror genre and the classical tragedy genre are a venn diagram that's almost a single circle
"found footage horror is always derivative and predictable" okay do you also say orpheus just shouldn't have turned around
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM