Joanna Masters 🏳️⚧️
@joannamasters.bsky.social
MG science fiction and fantasy author. Still writing under my old name, Jonathon Mast.
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Coming soon: How to Be a Dragon: Resurrect a Mysterious 1882 Classic
A guide for dragons who believe they are humans, a fictional nonfiction special edition written by the enigmatic Almana Gwynedd
www.kickstarter.com
I risk much in compiling these words for the discerning reader…. But, my morsel, you are worth this risk. 1/
The campaign closes in just short of a week... we have 90 backers. I'd love to get 100 backers for this Make 100 project!
Hint hint.
Hint hint.
How to Be a Dragon: A Mysterious 1882 Classic [Make 100]
Savor your true form. Guard your princess. Battle your knight. Protect your hoard. A Fictional Nonfiction Special Edition Hardcover.
www.kickstarter.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The campaign closes in just short of a week... we have 90 backers. I'd love to get 100 backers for this Make 100 project!
Hint hint.
Hint hint.
I am not a very proper woman. But I AM a writer!
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 6:
Having a day job doesn’t mean you’re not a proper writer. Writing for children doesn’t mean you’re not a proper writer. Being unpublished doesn’t mean you’re not a proper writer.
Oh, and there’s no such thing as a proper writer. Only writers, and those who don’t.
Having a day job doesn’t mean you’re not a proper writer. Writing for children doesn’t mean you’re not a proper writer. Being unpublished doesn’t mean you’re not a proper writer.
Oh, and there’s no such thing as a proper writer. Only writers, and those who don’t.
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am not a very proper woman. But I AM a writer!
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Even more, please request your local library carry your favorite authors' books! Those sales--and those readers--matter a lot.
Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Even more, please request your local library carry your favorite authors' books! Those sales--and those readers--matter a lot.
I thought this was fiction.... I wish it was fiction ...
Doctor Doom sends an army of laser robots into the city, leaving downtown a smoldering heap of rubble. He stands on a pile of flaming cars, raising his fist to the sky. “All will cower before Doom!”
My parents nod. “Crime is way down since he disintegrated everything. I’d vote for him again.”
My parents nod. “Crime is way down since he disintegrated everything. I’d vote for him again.”
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I thought this was fiction.... I wish it was fiction ...
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Tuesday: Normalize Trans People Day. Every day is Normalize Trans People Day, and how do you do it? You just accept them in your life, and you probably already are in contact with some trans people without knowing it. they need our help, and if you're with me on this thank you and please repost
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Tuesday: Normalize Trans People Day. Every day is Normalize Trans People Day, and how do you do it? You just accept them in your life, and you probably already are in contact with some trans people without knowing it. they need our help, and if you're with me on this thank you and please repost
“I’ll eat you!” It would have been threatening, but the dragon’s voice cracked. Pimples covered its face.
“You’re a gangly creature,” the knight observed. “And cranky.”
“Dragon puberty takes centuries. You’d be cranky, too!”
“You’re a gangly creature,” the knight observed. “And cranky.”
“Dragon puberty takes centuries. You’d be cranky, too!”
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“I’ll eat you!” It would have been threatening, but the dragon’s voice cracked. Pimples covered its face.
“You’re a gangly creature,” the knight observed. “And cranky.”
“Dragon puberty takes centuries. You’d be cranky, too!”
“You’re a gangly creature,” the knight observed. “And cranky.”
“Dragon puberty takes centuries. You’d be cranky, too!”
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A little jealous of caterpillars because I want to be able to put myself into a cocoon as well
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
A little jealous of caterpillars because I want to be able to put myself into a cocoon as well
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I recently finished this book and it’s genuinely SO good!!! It has awesome ace rep, like, so well written it’s actually refreshing to read. Also it has a baby dragon??? And the dog lives 🎉 so you know, 10/10
if you like the ace romance and humour of someone you can build a nest in by john wiswell, the messy-queers-fighting-for-justice vibes of the kingston cycle by CL polk, and the worldbuilding of sky on fire by jenn lyons then you’re gonna love the dragon next door 🌈📚 #booksky
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January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I recently finished this book and it’s genuinely SO good!!! It has awesome ace rep, like, so well written it’s actually refreshing to read. Also it has a baby dragon??? And the dog lives 🎉 so you know, 10/10
Name a book that should be made into a movie or TV series
Prob be cheating to name my own books, huh?
Well, Magica Riot is already pretty well set up for a continuing series! We'll go with that one!
Prob be cheating to name my own books, huh?
Well, Magica Riot is already pretty well set up for a continuing series! We'll go with that one!
Name a book that should be made into a movie or TV series
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Name a book that should be made into a movie or TV series
Prob be cheating to name my own books, huh?
Well, Magica Riot is already pretty well set up for a continuing series! We'll go with that one!
Prob be cheating to name my own books, huh?
Well, Magica Riot is already pretty well set up for a continuing series! We'll go with that one!
Run Lola Run
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Run Lola Run
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Going to pin this with just the relevant info:
- The Campaign for Southern Equality is running an emergency support program for trans youth
- You can contribute and request assistance on this page
- The Campaign for Southern Equality is running an emergency support program for trans youth
- You can contribute and request assistance on this page
Trans Youth Emergency Project: Supporting Families of Trans Youth
Supporting families of trans youth nationwide through the logistical and financial burdens of navigating bans on gender-affirming care.
southernequality.org
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Going to pin this with just the relevant info:
- The Campaign for Southern Equality is running an emergency support program for trans youth
- You can contribute and request assistance on this page
- The Campaign for Southern Equality is running an emergency support program for trans youth
- You can contribute and request assistance on this page
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It's actually OK to recognize that the emperor has no clothes
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
It's actually OK to recognize that the emperor has no clothes
January 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Happy Friday, everyone! This weekend's FREE KINDLE is psychological thriller Thorn in the Flesh. It's a dark & intense story, but I hope you enjoy the read. #freebook #thriller
Thorn in the Flesh FREE Kindle: myBook.to/ThornBrooke
Thorn in the Flesh paperback: myBook.to/ThornBrookePB
Thorn in the Flesh FREE Kindle: myBook.to/ThornBrooke
Thorn in the Flesh paperback: myBook.to/ThornBrookePB
January 16, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Happy Friday, everyone! This weekend's FREE KINDLE is psychological thriller Thorn in the Flesh. It's a dark & intense story, but I hope you enjoy the read. #freebook #thriller
Thorn in the Flesh FREE Kindle: myBook.to/ThornBrooke
Thorn in the Flesh paperback: myBook.to/ThornBrookePB
Thorn in the Flesh FREE Kindle: myBook.to/ThornBrooke
Thorn in the Flesh paperback: myBook.to/ThornBrookePB
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An open letter to the steakhouse:
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
An open letter to the steakhouse:
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Because of your refusal to put my picture on the wall of champions who have eaten your 72 oz steak, even though I am vegetarian but ate ALL of the side items required, I have no choice but to annex your parking lot! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Of course we dragons never were interested in eating humans. We despise the taste of your meat! But so many of you are infested by those delicious skeletons, and we know that skeletons are evil. We simply do the world a service by devouring them. It’s just your vile human meat gets in the way.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Of course we dragons never were interested in eating humans. We despise the taste of your meat! But so many of you are infested by those delicious skeletons, and we know that skeletons are evil. We simply do the world a service by devouring them. It’s just your vile human meat gets in the way.
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It was a better time
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It was a better time
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
January 19, 2026 at 7:43 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
#handsoff
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
#nokings
#ReleaseALLthefiles
#EpsteinFiles
#lovemyGov
#itsthefuckingguns
#midterms26
#getridofElectoralCollege
#TheEpsteinBallroom
Release ALL the files NOW
25th Ammendment NOW
share a television show that raised you
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Same
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 AM
share a television show that raised you
Same
Same
Just over a week left in the campaign... and we're over 150% funded. Which means we're busting out so many stretch goals! At this point, ever backer will receive two bonus digital pieces of content, and we're not far from getting a third!
I risk much in compiling these words for the discerning reader…. But, my morsel, you are worth this risk. 1/
Coming soon: How to Be a Dragon: Resurrect a Mysterious 1882 Classic
A guide for dragons who believe they are humans, a fictional nonfiction special edition written by the enigmatic Almana Gwynedd
www.kickstarter.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Just over a week left in the campaign... and we're over 150% funded. Which means we're busting out so many stretch goals! At this point, ever backer will receive two bonus digital pieces of content, and we're not far from getting a third!