Who thinks she's beautiful? Besides her withered, septagenarian husband, I mean.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Who thinks she's beautiful? Besides her withered, septagenarian husband, I mean.
Working in a supermarket over Xmas was a source of much stress, and hilarity.
Septagenarian came over while in fruit & veg & asked "Do you have soft plums?"
I deserved a medal for not collapsing in a fit of giggles.
Septagenarian came over while in fruit & veg & asked "Do you have soft plums?"
I deserved a medal for not collapsing in a fit of giggles.
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Working in a supermarket over Xmas was a source of much stress, and hilarity.
Septagenarian came over while in fruit & veg & asked "Do you have soft plums?"
I deserved a medal for not collapsing in a fit of giggles.
Septagenarian came over while in fruit & veg & asked "Do you have soft plums?"
I deserved a medal for not collapsing in a fit of giggles.
I think it's Paul Stanley (KISS) cosplaying as Septagenarian Michael Jackson.
Stallone looks like someone is surreptitiously inflating his face. It's genuinely scary.
Stallone looks like someone is surreptitiously inflating his face. It's genuinely scary.
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think it's Paul Stanley (KISS) cosplaying as Septagenarian Michael Jackson.
Stallone looks like someone is surreptitiously inflating his face. It's genuinely scary.
Stallone looks like someone is surreptitiously inflating his face. It's genuinely scary.
Clickbait: "They were a heartthrob in the 80s, but you won't believe what <random 80s celeb> looks like now."
Me: "35–45 years older, perchance? A sexa/septagenarian? I have mirrors – I know how it works, ffs!"
Me: "35–45 years older, perchance? A sexa/septagenarian? I have mirrors – I know how it works, ffs!"
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Clickbait: "They were a heartthrob in the 80s, but you won't believe what <random 80s celeb> looks like now."
Me: "35–45 years older, perchance? A sexa/septagenarian? I have mirrors – I know how it works, ffs!"
Me: "35–45 years older, perchance? A sexa/septagenarian? I have mirrors – I know how it works, ffs!"
Radical idea: we replace every corrupt septagenarian politician with somebody who entered public life after Epstein died
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Radical idea: we replace every corrupt septagenarian politician with somebody who entered public life after Epstein died
Chatting to some gloomy septagenarian pals recently, I reminded them during my 1990s schools in West London, pollution was terrible, mugging common, buses unreliable (45 min waits common), terrorist bombs and scares disrupted us regularly, kids had to pay for public transport, etc etc. It was worse!
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Chatting to some gloomy septagenarian pals recently, I reminded them during my 1990s schools in West London, pollution was terrible, mugging common, buses unreliable (45 min waits common), terrorist bombs and scares disrupted us regularly, kids had to pay for public transport, etc etc. It was worse!
Yeah the comedy of Problems Clown is uniquely one where the content is septagenarian-twee clickbait (sincerely handmade & not AI), while the virality is from the universal demographic space (non-target audience discovering organically & sharing ironically)
Hard to imagine it happening much now 😔
Hard to imagine it happening much now 😔
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Yeah the comedy of Problems Clown is uniquely one where the content is septagenarian-twee clickbait (sincerely handmade & not AI), while the virality is from the universal demographic space (non-target audience discovering organically & sharing ironically)
Hard to imagine it happening much now 😔
Hard to imagine it happening much now 😔
Will his approach inspire the other octagenarian & septagenarian leaders on the continent to continue shunning democracy in favor self interest and forever power? Either way none of this is good for a continent which holds 20% of the world's population. So much potential thwarted by bad governance
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Will his approach inspire the other octagenarian & septagenarian leaders on the continent to continue shunning democracy in favor self interest and forever power? Either way none of this is good for a continent which holds 20% of the world's population. So much potential thwarted by bad governance
I have a lot of strong emotions about the way electoral politics are once again eating up everyone's time and attention because I still fear the genocidal autocratic regime we've watched being haphazardly assembled getting passed back into the hands of bureaucratic septagenarian warhawks
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I have a lot of strong emotions about the way electoral politics are once again eating up everyone's time and attention because I still fear the genocidal autocratic regime we've watched being haphazardly assembled getting passed back into the hands of bureaucratic septagenarian warhawks
That sucks about graham platner, but i think all the people calling for janet mills should realize the people that want platner would rather have a random person picked out of a crowd in portland that shares some of grahams purported leftist beleifs than a centrist septagenarian put in by schumer.
October 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That sucks about graham platner, but i think all the people calling for janet mills should realize the people that want platner would rather have a random person picked out of a crowd in portland that shares some of grahams purported leftist beleifs than a centrist septagenarian put in by schumer.
I'm well aware. I have multiple septagenarian friends.
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm well aware. I have multiple septagenarian friends.
Which septagenarian are they talking about? The one in Maine?
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Which septagenarian are they talking about? The one in Maine?
The threat of Trump. A lame duck. Septagenarian president.
Unfortunately now they're going to have to be afraid of the threat of their consumers leaving them entirely ... because everyone that I know has canceled their Disney Plus subscription.
Unfortunately now they're going to have to be afraid of the threat of their consumers leaving them entirely ... because everyone that I know has canceled their Disney Plus subscription.
September 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The threat of Trump. A lame duck. Septagenarian president.
Unfortunately now they're going to have to be afraid of the threat of their consumers leaving them entirely ... because everyone that I know has canceled their Disney Plus subscription.
Unfortunately now they're going to have to be afraid of the threat of their consumers leaving them entirely ... because everyone that I know has canceled their Disney Plus subscription.
As a septagenarian, I still long for the day when we don't say "white man" or "black man," but we say "man." I doubt I'll ever see that happen. She sabotaged her own message.
September 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
As a septagenarian, I still long for the day when we don't say "white man" or "black man," but we say "man." I doubt I'll ever see that happen. She sabotaged her own message.
Canadian septagenarian blogs her coast to coast to coast search for the most delicious patty: Burger, She Wrote
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Canadian septagenarian blogs her coast to coast to coast search for the most delicious patty: Burger, She Wrote
It is very hard for Americans over 40 to immigrate to Australia, New Zealand and many European countries because nearly 60% of Americans who apply fail the health screen due to undiagnosed or under treated problems. NZ told my husband that at 45 he was less healthy than a UK septagenarian.
August 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It is very hard for Americans over 40 to immigrate to Australia, New Zealand and many European countries because nearly 60% of Americans who apply fail the health screen due to undiagnosed or under treated problems. NZ told my husband that at 45 he was less healthy than a UK septagenarian.
You missed my last wicket 30 run partnership with an septagenarian.
a cricket player wearing a helmet and holding a bat is walking on a field .
Alt: a cricket player wearing a helmet and holding a bat is walking on a field .
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You missed my last wicket 30 run partnership with an septagenarian.
I'd vote for this guy. The last thing the country needs is another septagenarian or octogenarian "leading" the way with forty-year-old ideas.
August 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'd vote for this guy. The last thing the country needs is another septagenarian or octogenarian "leading" the way with forty-year-old ideas.
There is something wrong that we have a psychopath, sexual deviant septagenarian felon president representing our country.
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There is something wrong that we have a psychopath, sexual deviant septagenarian felon president representing our country.
I spent a long time riding like a septagenarian but it's still a good reminder why I gave my bikes away. Also morons hurting themselves
August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I spent a long time riding like a septagenarian but it's still a good reminder why I gave my bikes away. Also morons hurting themselves
Only one Septagenarian has the good of all #Americans on their mind. If only she were #President
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Via Euronews: Dolly Parton becomes Guinness World Records icon www.euronews.com/culture/2025...
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August 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Only one Septagenarian has the good of all #Americans on their mind. If only she were #President
Via Euronews: Dolly Parton becomes Guinness World Records icon www.euronews.com/culture/2025...
Via Euronews: Dolly Parton becomes Guinness World Records icon www.euronews.com/culture/2025...
I... have several feelings that I need to process for a few hours but the major one is "Damn, I knew it was rough outchea but I NEVER thought I'd see septagenarian coochie until I was at least 60."
July 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I... have several feelings that I need to process for a few hours but the major one is "Damn, I knew it was rough outchea but I NEVER thought I'd see septagenarian coochie until I was at least 60."
According to the Federal Government, 1 in 4 septagenarian grandmothers has assaulted an ICE Agent in the last 90 days.
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
According to the Federal Government, 1 in 4 septagenarian grandmothers has assaulted an ICE Agent in the last 90 days.
I think the shirtless septagenarian I saw at the pub yesterday with a human-face-sized devil face tattooed on his belly would be scared of you
July 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I think the shirtless septagenarian I saw at the pub yesterday with a human-face-sized devil face tattooed on his belly would be scared of you