Poop Plane Truther
@voodude.bsky.social
I believe Donald Trump’s poop plane exists and will strike again
The gentle corkscrew of a squiggly piggly tail
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The gentle corkscrew of a squiggly piggly tail
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The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
New victories pour in daily like the reveal that the entire administration colluded with Epstein
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
New victories pour in daily like the reveal that the entire administration colluded with Epstein
I accidentally made a meat and ferments sandwich for dinner
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I accidentally made a meat and ferments sandwich for dinner
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Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.
Mr Beast’s Salesforce? No you must have AI slop blocking your ears, I said Mr Bean’s Sail Farce
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Mr Beast’s Salesforce? No you must have AI slop blocking your ears, I said Mr Bean’s Sail Farce
To a freak like me he is just a Regular Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
To a freak like me he is just a Regular Bunny
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so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
Ferments! It’s the normal word to describe the normal food we all enjoy regularly!
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Ferments! It’s the normal word to describe the normal food we all enjoy regularly!
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looks like ferment's back on the menu boys
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
looks like ferment's back on the menu boys
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world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet
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Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
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i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals
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crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
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man, if you have a republican representative up for reelection this year and you live in a place Trump won by less than like +40 this is probably a very emotionally satisfying time to call your rep and be like "hey man you are about to get your shit rocked."
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
man, if you have a republican representative up for reelection this year and you live in a place Trump won by less than like +40 this is probably a very emotionally satisfying time to call your rep and be like "hey man you are about to get your shit rocked."
If it’s a Class War, I’m proud to be fighting against the Epstein class
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
If it’s a Class War, I’m proud to be fighting against the Epstein class
The Winter Olympics is the start of a four to six month period where I say “who is that?” about a ton of random young folks in commercials who are maybe Olympians
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The Winter Olympics is the start of a four to six month period where I say “who is that?” about a ton of random young folks in commercials who are maybe Olympians
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
Howard Lutnick brought a boat full of children to Epstein’s island. Every Trump admin mouthpiece needs to explain why Howard Lutnick brought a boat full of children to Epstein’s island.
You gotta wonder given all we know about Epstein and his operations, why was Howard Lutnick going into such detail about the ages of all the children he was bringing to Epstein. Makes one queasy.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Howard Lutnick brought a boat full of children to Epstein’s island. Every Trump admin mouthpiece needs to explain why Howard Lutnick brought a boat full of children to Epstein’s island.
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A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
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on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
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I think that a lot of conservatives believe that the Nazis were very up front about what was going on in the concentration camps, like they were going on the news saying “we got the concentration camps and people are dying left and right” when it was probably a lot closer to what ICE is doing now
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I think that a lot of conservatives believe that the Nazis were very up front about what was going on in the concentration camps, like they were going on the news saying “we got the concentration camps and people are dying left and right” when it was probably a lot closer to what ICE is doing now
Our government is run by stupid virgins and drunk idiots
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Our government is run by stupid virgins and drunk idiots