Poop Plane Truther
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Writer/Comedian/Texan
Writer/Comedian/Texan
The doctor gave me a deferment from the AI wars because of my drone spurs
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The doctor gave me a deferment from the AI wars because of my drone spurs
Rock and Roll reached perfection in 1974 when Bad Company released Bad Company featuring the song Bad Company on side B
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Rock and Roll reached perfection in 1974 when Bad Company released Bad Company featuring the song Bad Company on side B
Still thinking about the band I saw last week with an absolutely punishing and pummeling drummer, a noise guy at a table with a tablecloth making beautiful synth soundscapes and about a dozen or so cartoon banners that would unfurl each time they started a new song
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Still thinking about the band I saw last week with an absolutely punishing and pummeling drummer, a noise guy at a table with a tablecloth making beautiful synth soundscapes and about a dozen or so cartoon banners that would unfurl each time they started a new song
American politicians can have a Liv Nuzzi, as a treat
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
American politicians can have a Liv Nuzzi, as a treat
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Zohran walking into the Oval Office, focusing on his key policy platforms, and coming away with an unqualified win over Trump really puts into relief how bad the Democratic leadership is that it has been repeatedly rendered totally impotent and made to look like bumbling cowards by the Donald.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Zohran walking into the Oval Office, focusing on his key policy platforms, and coming away with an unqualified win over Trump really puts into relief how bad the Democratic leadership is that it has been repeatedly rendered totally impotent and made to look like bumbling cowards by the Donald.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
Damn, now I can never trust the things I read on my longtime homepage, the CDC website
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Damn, now I can never trust the things I read on my longtime homepage, the CDC website
Oh god my pot has broken containment
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh god my pot has broken containment
My grindcore band has been writing an album that is heavily inspired by 90’s dance music said nobody
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
My grindcore band has been writing an album that is heavily inspired by 90’s dance music said nobody
JD Vance in a stained shirt reminiscent of a new mother
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
JD Vance in a stained shirt reminiscent of a new mother
My doctor recommended I drink a capri sun and melt into a blob of liquid metal but insurance keeps disputing it
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My doctor recommended I drink a capri sun and melt into a blob of liquid metal but insurance keeps disputing it
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The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
If this country actually punished seditious behavior this decomposing old freak would have been put to death instead of being re-elected
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If this country actually punished seditious behavior this decomposing old freak would have been put to death instead of being re-elected
Epstein Files be like: 🍄🥚
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Epstein Files be like: 🍄🥚
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One of the big flaws in opponents of climate action - both here and at COP30 - is they cannot credibly answer the question, 'then what?'
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
One of the big flaws in opponents of climate action - both here and at COP30 - is they cannot credibly answer the question, 'then what?'
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Why is ICE only focusing on poor immigrants? Can we get rid of some of the Russian oligarchs that live here?
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why is ICE only focusing on poor immigrants? Can we get rid of some of the Russian oligarchs that live here?
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
The One (2001)
if you have the exact same name as someone you’re allowed to kill them
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The One (2001)
There Will Be Blood is excellent. A movie with a broken main character that we meet just before a horrible accident where he accidentally unleashes ancient evil from deep under the earth that revitalizes but also possesses and corrupts him wholly
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
There Will Be Blood is excellent. A movie with a broken main character that we meet just before a horrible accident where he accidentally unleashes ancient evil from deep under the earth that revitalizes but also possesses and corrupts him wholly
Nobody bundles up in a winter parka anymore, because of cloak
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nobody bundles up in a winter parka anymore, because of cloak
I mixed up a more potent blend of vinegar and soap to spray my hibiscus and a whole new genus of bugs flew away in despair
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I mixed up a more potent blend of vinegar and soap to spray my hibiscus and a whole new genus of bugs flew away in despair
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Stats Are Down But He Played Great: The Ballad of Tim Hardaway Jr coming soon to Netflix from Untold
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Stats Are Down But He Played Great: The Ballad of Tim Hardaway Jr coming soon to Netflix from Untold
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There is nothing you can do about Trump calling that reporter Piggy, and that is frustrating, but what you CAN do is if you're ever around a man who talks about someone like that, shut him down. Tell him right then it's vile and wrong. Call that shit out.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There is nothing you can do about Trump calling that reporter Piggy, and that is frustrating, but what you CAN do is if you're ever around a man who talks about someone like that, shut him down. Tell him right then it's vile and wrong. Call that shit out.
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.