#méthylphénidate
2/2 Je les ai pas oublié dans la seconde comme d'hab'. J'ai pas eu besoin de regarder le cadran douze mille fois ni de les noter. C'est tout con mais ça me fout les larmes! Vive le methylphenidate !!

#tdah
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Hélas, même 20mg de méthylphénidate n'améliorent pas la perception du temps.
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If you take Concerta/Methylphenidate recreationally or for any other reason than its prescribed purpose, I hope you fall into a sewer and get stuck there. This shortage is fucking with my ADHD and my ability to function.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Mfw I down a Monster zero just as the 27mg methylphenidate kicks in
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February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Free PhD:

"""
Does ΔPFC perfusion beat ΔDAT as a predictor of methylphenidate response?
'""
--- you, writing your thesis

===

"""
Almost certainly
"""
--- the evidence, which no one has viewed with the correct framing

#neuroscience #biology #addiction #adhd
February 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I'll be taking my meds tomorrow (methylphenidate whee) which means my train of thought and high posting per minute will cease. I shall recede to my shadowry underground dungeon and be elusive to you all once more.
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
ADHD and Methylphenidate Use in Prepubertal Children and Adult BMI and Height https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2843415 (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46938920)
ADHD and Methylphenidate Use in Prepubertal Children and Adult BMI and Height
jamanetwork.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
PS methylphenidate is Ritalin like the brand name but the chemical name is methylfenitdate @bigbangtheory.bsky.social @kaleycacuoa @jimparsons hey Bernadette you and Amy will love this @mayimbialik.bsky.social youtu.be/rELyFArz4bc?...
Blood and Genetic based Pharmocology and Gay Gene and Diabetes
YouTube video by Buck Kazmaier @buckwyldeboi on X
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February 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
But no, no no no no let’s give them the wrong medication. Let’s give them methylphenidate. Wait what does that do? Right it makes women fat lowest steam and not pregnant a.k.a “fuck n’ chuck” “rape stock” right who likes their women in that demographic I know one or two Black men……
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Méthylphénidate jour 4 : visiblement je ne suis pas encore au dosage où je trouve magiquement mon travail intéressant
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
ADHD and Methylphenidate Use in Prepubertal Children and Adult BMI and Height
L: https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2843415
C: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46938920
posted on 2026.02.08 at 16:54:34 (c=2, p=5)
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
i take methylphenidate for focus! i call it my ADHD medication.
THERE'S MEDS FOR THAT!?
do not ask me if I took my ADHD meds. I refuse to answer.
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
reading online that doubling my methylphenidate dose for one day is not an effective test oops 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ i guess this is why a doctor adjusts your meds and not... you
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Tu as déjà pris du méthylphénidate ? Je trouve que c'est le plus fort argument que c'est deux troubles différents, zero effet sur la partie autiste et changement sur la partie ADHD
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Methylphenidate vertigo, babeyyyy! This is what happens when I haven't had any of my meds in three days because of a script delay/being out of stock and then I have to drive for nearly an hour.
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Yeah. I ended but with 40mg of Medikinet (same thing, methylphenidate) in the morning then a 40mg top up at lunch
February 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

Terminator 3 on DVD.
2 copies of LOTR with different covers.
Blunt knife.
Loosie methylphenidate.
3 month old receipt from the bagel shop.
Loot I drop:

This photograph, faded wrinkled and bent.
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
this is what i was hoping for with methylphenidate but alas
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
ive been off my meth* for over 2 months. HAAAALP!!

*methylphenidate
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

-1d3 blisters of paracetamol
-1d3 blisters of Iboprufen
-Trebor extra strong mints
-A pad of lined paper (half full of story notes)
-2d6 biros
-A bottle of cream soda pepsi max
-a blood thinner alert card
-Methylphenidate
-An old Chromebook
-1d3 sets of ear buds
Loot that drops after defeating me:

-debit card and also debit card that expired and never took out of my wallet-
- 2-to-3 weed gummy
- can of mountain dew
- mp3 player
- mr. subs loyalty punch card (5/6 punched)
- script revision (in progress)
- some bagel bites
- lexapro
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-$3.86 in random change
-handful of lighters
-reefer joint
-one full stack of bnc to composite adapters
-1x 1/4” adapter
-vhs tape titled How to GameShark Like A Pro!
-“rusted key 2”
-a second reefer joint that will not stack
February 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
That is brilliant. I have made an appointment with my GP. Might get referred back to try Elvanse instead of methylphenidate. I don't know. The latter was amazing to begin with but now I'm not sure.
February 7, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:

- Resident Evil 4 for the Nintendo GameCube
- Methylphenidate
- Orange Soda
- Baseball Hat
- Glock 19
- Skulls?
- Gayer Skulls?
- Thumb Drive containing PC copy of Fallout: New Vegas
- Monster Energy Pipeline Punch
- Physical copy of Anxiety
- Too many Dice
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-belt
-be
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-$3.86 in random change
-handful of lighters
-reefer joint
-one full stack of bnc to composite adapters
-1x 1/4” adapter
-vhs tape titled How to GameShark Like A Pro!
-“rusted key 2”
-a second reefer joint that will not stack
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
trying two methylphenidate to see if anything happens

of course if it actually does something i don't have enough to do that every day, and medicaid can be cagey about giving more than a certain amount in a month but idk
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome:
▪ Distortions of visual perception, body image, and time perception
▪ Causes = infections, migraines, epilepsy, meds

New paper links it to
▪ Aripiprazole, sertraline, methylphenidate, topiramate

However, linking is not causation:
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41448101
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM