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"Two elderly women discussing knitting over tea"—that's how I build infrastructure. Conversational constraint engineering. Computational markdown. AI-orchestrated workflows. Autistic dad. Platform engineer. Wonderfully weird all the way down. 🧸☕🌱
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If anyone missed the thesis earlier... Obie was talking about how Ruby was perfect for agentic workflows because of TDD

https://obie.medium.com/ruby-was-ready-from-the-start-4b089b17babb

And I agree... we do that up in this wanderland.
Does this not feel like you've just met Wintermute?

[i'll be in my bunk... reading WG]

🖤🩶🤍💜🩷

Looks like I've got some cases to clean up

#tidyyourmind #stareintothesoullessabyss #andloveit #devops #devopsendgamewithallthecheatcodes
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Monday's training

Those of you expecting DevOps...

This is DevOps, didn't you know?

#devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering #peregrineplatformisbestplatform
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
And the backfilled "agendas" that end up being a pretty decent summary of the day

#devops #devopsendgamewithallthecheatcodes #peregrineplatformisbestplatform
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Catch up on yesterday's transcript

We're taking it easy this week, so I gave my team a bit of an intro to Wanderland

Definitely need to work on the action items prompt but the whole thing shows promise and if nothing else, definitely serves as a good signpost.
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🌱 Sprout Garden 🌱

Y'all

Sprout Garden y'all

Sprout Garden got a Maze button y'all

I think 56% is nice this time of year 🗓️

#education #computingforlittles #sproutgarden
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Any y'all work at a FAANG?

I'm sorry

Wanna come work with me?

Bet you I'm having more fun

Bet you you'll learn something

It's wanderfully weird here

#wanderland #devops #devopsenggamewithallthecheatcodes #engineering
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Introspective like a mofo up in here

Did I ever tell you guys about this?

import-vtt

Just a little script.

- Takes the transcript from a Teams meeting
- Chunks it
- Feeds it to our in house AI platform (is it...?) for themes etc
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How a Tool is Born

An autocatalytic adventure in X parts

[premise: in which our protagonist is a bit of an idiot and hid the Jenkis nav div in favour of the aethetic qualities - and increased real estate for console logs - of a wider main container]
December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I keep going on about autocatalytic yak shaving

{he does?}

[ask his cat]

This is what I mean.

Use your tools. Understand how you use them. Let them tell you how they want to be used and then adjust when there's friction.
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is what alignment brings

Clarity

We've worked out a metaphor for the addressing system

# Huntington House
## First Floor
## Second Floor
```python[mr-smith]
```
```python[ms-piper]
```
```python[river]
```
[markdown]==[graph]==>[cli]

oculus look huntington-house:second-floor
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is how you do pair programming BTW

Neither one of you types, not for a long while

Pair programming is a conversation between minds

Once alignment is established, then the morphisms can flow.

The mutations are the meaning.

Once meaning is distributed equally, the work begins

===
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I wrote a piece the other night called the Lebowski Corollary to the Yoneda Lemon.

In it I relate the movie the Big Lebowski to a core tenet of distributed systems design.

"There's only one rug and everything is, like your opinion man"

-- Dumb and Dumber
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Y'all

I got a secret I gotta share

🧸🧸🧸

[thanks guys]

I'm not a good communicator, I've been told.

Enough times in my life that I thought I'd try to find out for myself whether or not they were right

I thought I'd build with my voice.

The clearest expression of intent.
December 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
🍪 🫙PROJECT COOKIE JAR 🫙🍪

We have successfully completely phase 1

[we get a little 🌀 at times]

To recap:

The purpose of phase 1 was to establish connectivity between Peregrine (my developer platform) and Oculus (my knowledge platform turned... uh... we'll talk about that later).
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Did you know you can put whatever you want into your MCP tools schema?

Help files?

What do you in case of errors?

`dig +short AAAA haiku.loss.dev`

Haikus?

How about operating instructions? Your system won't be perfect

Mine is
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This will make things easier.

Damned things used to be indexed by their position in the token stream. Fine when you're just moving around and remote `exec`ing them once in a while...

toodles disagrees

We don't want to make toodles mad

Never make toodles mad

Good girl toodles, now toodle on 🐌
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Y'all

It describes itself y'all

[that's called something... meh... words]

Neat though.

`oculus exec magic-8-ball`

That's it

`question` is parsed out of the code, available via api.

The shape of things is known to us
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Damn thing's broken again...

I could have sworn this was cool as fuck

#devops #engineering #imprettysureitis #devopsendgamewithallthecheatcodes
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
If you're going to edit the mind of a soulless giant, it should cause a bit of unease.

No?

As you might have noticed, I have a thing for colour.

But /oh my god/

____

That's delicious

#thesoulsofgiantsarestillgeese #deliciouslybrutal #engineering #ux
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Y'all...

You know you can talk to your juniors?
Watch them while they're working?

Works for customers to. Ever go out and actually watch people use your system.

Do they use it like they do in your head?

Really.

[ceiling cat hates when you lie]
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
🍪 🫙PROJECT COOKIE JAR 🫙🍪

Phase 1:

We're going to roll-out "predictive analytics" as a new activity in Peregrine. It can be scheduled as an activity in one of the available pre/post stage slots - Peregrine's core stage functions can be extended in either direction.
December 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
🍪🫙 PROJECT COOKIE JAR 🫙🍪

I thought I might bust out `toodles` for this.

Y'all...

Y'all toodles

It's a simple todo app that wraps all the - [ ] checkboxes across Wanderland.

State management in a trenchcoat made of neurodivergent necessity.
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Y'all...

You know how you can load documents into NotebookLLM and then have a chat with it?

I just found out can do the same thing with Claude 🙀
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM