😭😭😭😭😭😭 like they don’t have gazongas too
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭 like they don’t have gazongas too
Aryel made black beans and also refried beans yesterday then told me today "so i did all that and we.... Don't have a main dish."
So i warmed them up their red beans and rice leftovers, then made myself 2 types of quesadilla and Mexican rice and they're giving me the green eyed gazongas
So i warmed them up their red beans and rice leftovers, then made myself 2 types of quesadilla and Mexican rice and they're giving me the green eyed gazongas
January 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Aryel made black beans and also refried beans yesterday then told me today "so i did all that and we.... Don't have a main dish."
So i warmed them up their red beans and rice leftovers, then made myself 2 types of quesadilla and Mexican rice and they're giving me the green eyed gazongas
So i warmed them up their red beans and rice leftovers, then made myself 2 types of quesadilla and Mexican rice and they're giving me the green eyed gazongas
look at those gazongas! 😩
i mean-
not guilty, your honor
i mean-
not guilty, your honor
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
look at those gazongas! 😩
i mean-
not guilty, your honor
i mean-
not guilty, your honor
Despite last night’s titty pain, i did not wake up with massive gazongas 😔
January 26, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Despite last night’s titty pain, i did not wake up with massive gazongas 😔
Heck lets get obscure with dusty gazongas!
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Heck lets get obscure with dusty gazongas!
As a lifetime member of the comically large gazongas club I welcome you to our new member night.
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 AM
As a lifetime member of the comically large gazongas club I welcome you to our new member night.
Look at those GAZONGAS!
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Look at those GAZONGAS!
God designing the greater sage grouse: yes, some big ole hooters, honkers, some gazongas, just big massive ignorant-sized tits
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
God designing the greater sage grouse: yes, some big ole hooters, honkers, some gazongas, just big massive ignorant-sized tits
when in doubt sketch gazongas
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
when in doubt sketch gazongas
Hot damn those gazongas!!!
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Hot damn those gazongas!!!
If you were born this century every iteration of Lara Croft hasn't had big gazongas, and all the old stuff must look like a Picasso cubist-era painting to you.
January 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you were born this century every iteration of Lara Croft hasn't had big gazongas, and all the old stuff must look like a Picasso cubist-era painting to you.
SHE'S MISSING THE BIG GIANT TIDDIES ROBB,
THE GAMERS DEMAND THE BIG GIANT JUICY GAZONGAS THAT REMIND THEM OF THEIR MOTHERS
THE GAMERS DEMAND THE BIG GIANT JUICY GAZONGAS THAT REMIND THEM OF THEIR MOTHERS
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
SHE'S MISSING THE BIG GIANT TIDDIES ROBB,
THE GAMERS DEMAND THE BIG GIANT JUICY GAZONGAS THAT REMIND THEM OF THEIR MOTHERS
THE GAMERS DEMAND THE BIG GIANT JUICY GAZONGAS THAT REMIND THEM OF THEIR MOTHERS
I’d love to see a “classic” Lara Croft with huge gazongas but only if they’re fully polygonal and she constantly talks about how much her back hurts and how they’re constantly in the way of climbing, rappelling, swimming, etc
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I’d love to see a “classic” Lara Croft with huge gazongas but only if they’re fully polygonal and she constantly talks about how much her back hurts and how they’re constantly in the way of climbing, rappelling, swimming, etc
grievous gazongas
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
grievous gazongas
Big sclongs? Perhaps gazongas?
January 14, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Big sclongs? Perhaps gazongas?
now, i am only barely smarter than Rance, but i cant help but feel like it's a bad idea to extort a man who looks like he deadlifts planets for money to save his daughter, which you are only doing because said daughter has giant gazongas. this will have consequences
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
now, i am only barely smarter than Rance, but i cant help but feel like it's a bad idea to extort a man who looks like he deadlifts planets for money to save his daughter, which you are only doing because said daughter has giant gazongas. this will have consequences
i say they have got mondo gazongas up there
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
i say they have got mondo gazongas up there
Thank you for accepting my gazongas 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Thank you for accepting my gazongas 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
i always think of gazongas as implying large size regardless of what they’re made of
January 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i always think of gazongas as implying large size regardless of what they’re made of
watching white lotus and it’s meh, whatever, but there’s a noticeable absence of real gazongas at this resort and i don’t remember anyone mentioning that
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
watching white lotus and it’s meh, whatever, but there’s a noticeable absence of real gazongas at this resort and i don’t remember anyone mentioning that
Good gravy those are great gazongas
January 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Good gravy those are great gazongas
Absolutely. I don't mind NSFW, just *label it properly*. I don't wanna open BlueSky to get slapped in the face by a surprise glizzy. There's a reason that it hides the post until you choose to see it, so if you're at work you don't get Gazongas on your screen for your coworkers to peer at! XD
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Absolutely. I don't mind NSFW, just *label it properly*. I don't wanna open BlueSky to get slapped in the face by a surprise glizzy. There's a reason that it hides the post until you choose to see it, so if you're at work you don't get Gazongas on your screen for your coworkers to peer at! XD
I mean, it's probably because I'm cishet but those look way more like gazongas than cajones...
WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE MEANT ONE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY BIGGER
Corpos losing touch with humanity yet again smdh
WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE MEANT ONE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY BIGGER
Corpos losing touch with humanity yet again smdh
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I mean, it's probably because I'm cishet but those look way more like gazongas than cajones...
WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE MEANT ONE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY BIGGER
Corpos losing touch with humanity yet again smdh
WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE MEANT ONE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY BIGGER
Corpos losing touch with humanity yet again smdh
Da tiddies. Da boobles. Da gazongas.
January 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Da tiddies. Da boobles. Da gazongas.