Ft. Rommy the Poster Welcome to the Next Level In 32X World
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Live posting through the slow and inevitable heat death of the universe
A friend asked when we were gonna get on the road and Aryel said noon, to which i was like nuh uh absolutely not we gotta be on the road by like 10 or we're not gonna reach our hotel until like 9 pm!
Well reader, it is past noon, and we haven't even started
Well reader, it is past noon, and we haven't even started
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A friend asked when we were gonna get on the road and Aryel said noon, to which i was like nuh uh absolutely not we gotta be on the road by like 10 or we're not gonna reach our hotel until like 9 pm!
Well reader, it is past noon, and we haven't even started
Well reader, it is past noon, and we haven't even started
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ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS
December 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS
The movers packed all our alcohol up except, for some reason, one bottle of mezcal, so now we're just shuttling it arounf with us like a half-life gnome
December 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The movers packed all our alcohol up except, for some reason, one bottle of mezcal, so now we're just shuttling it arounf with us like a half-life gnome
Fancy gentleman
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Fancy gentleman
Dual- wielding spoons to defeat dessert
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Dual- wielding spoons to defeat dessert
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Was told yesterday by someone we met a couple of times he couldn't tell how long Aryel and I have been together because we have long term energy but also new couple energy at the same time which i rather liked hearing
December 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Was told yesterday by someone we met a couple of times he couldn't tell how long Aryel and I have been together because we have long term energy but also new couple energy at the same time which i rather liked hearing
If i do good I'll see the old house one more time; if i do bad I'll see it two more times.
December 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If i do good I'll see the old house one more time; if i do bad I'll see it two more times.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
New place has a washing machine so i offered to sell our current homeowners the one we bought. I suggested $400 - it's a one year old machine, great condition. They came back with a $100 offer so guess what bitches now no one gets any popcorn
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
New place has a washing machine so i offered to sell our current homeowners the one we bought. I suggested $400 - it's a one year old machine, great condition. They came back with a $100 offer so guess what bitches now no one gets any popcorn
Excitement about the stuff being out has turned into "i hope nothing gets stolen" and, worryingly, "have you seen my ipad" which we're hoping didn't accidentally get packed
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Excitement about the stuff being out has turned into "i hope nothing gets stolen" and, worryingly, "have you seen my ipad" which we're hoping didn't accidentally get packed
With it emptying out, im remembering some of the weird quirks of this house. The main bathroom doesn't have a lock on it. How does that happen?
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
With it emptying out, im remembering some of the weird quirks of this house. The main bathroom doesn't have a lock on it. How does that happen?
Scifi concept: people you pay to sleep for you, and then you get the benefit of their rest, allowing you to stay awake however long you like
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Scifi concept: people you pay to sleep for you, and then you get the benefit of their rest, allowing you to stay awake however long you like
The movers get here tomorrow and my mind is going "AND I WILL STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO GET READY FOR THEM" but like. Doing what? Packing boxes we were told not to pack? Loading things into the car 2 days too early?
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The movers get here tomorrow and my mind is going "AND I WILL STAY UP ALL NIGHT TO GET READY FOR THEM" but like. Doing what? Packing boxes we were told not to pack? Loading things into the car 2 days too early?
those vacuum bags you put your clothes in and seal up are such magic. "this seems like too much" shrinks up like a spinach leaf on the stove.
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
those vacuum bags you put your clothes in and seal up are such magic. "this seems like too much" shrinks up like a spinach leaf on the stove.
was napoleon dynamite just 2 decades too early for Jon Heder to be a quirked up white boy
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
was napoleon dynamite just 2 decades too early for Jon Heder to be a quirked up white boy
Finally watched Wicked last night; apparently Aryel grew way more interested after their mom called it "demonic." When the "to be continued" hit they got VERY mad. "This is what people went to theaters for? That cliffhanger?!?!"
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Finally watched Wicked last night; apparently Aryel grew way more interested after their mom called it "demonic." When the "to be continued" hit they got VERY mad. "This is what people went to theaters for? That cliffhanger?!?!"
every move gets to that weird "well i'm still in this place but i won't be soon but i still need to live but i can't just be transporting perishable food multiple miles but i still need to eat but what can i do also i need to pack my shampoo but i am still using it but" kind of phase that sucks
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
every move gets to that weird "well i'm still in this place but i won't be soon but i still need to live but i can't just be transporting perishable food multiple miles but i still need to eat but what can i do also i need to pack my shampoo but i am still using it but" kind of phase that sucks
When it comes to doing things together i tell aryel "I've got the body, you've got the brains" - they plan, i execute, and together we are one Freddy Krueger.
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When it comes to doing things together i tell aryel "I've got the body, you've got the brains" - they plan, i execute, and together we are one Freddy Krueger.
There's a Jefferson Davis monument at a rest area on the Texas/Louisiana border. We were about to get in the car and i go "alright Jack before we go, do you wanna pee on the Jefferson Davis monument?" and he walked right over and pissed on it. He is now eating a treat in the back seat.
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There's a Jefferson Davis monument at a rest area on the Texas/Louisiana border. We were about to get in the car and i go "alright Jack before we go, do you wanna pee on the Jefferson Davis monument?" and he walked right over and pissed on it. He is now eating a treat in the back seat.
Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and had a thought; turns out i had it last year too and i stand by it
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Watching Muppet Christmas Carol and had a thought; turns out i had it last year too and i stand by it
"who wants a pick-me-up shot" questions we unexpectedly find ourselves confronted with
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"who wants a pick-me-up shot" questions we unexpectedly find ourselves confronted with
Had a dream i met mark zuckerberg and got freaked out about how soulless and empty his eyes were. Then they brought out a second, younger version of him to give a silicon valley motivational speech and everyone in the room started roasting it. That was enjoyable.
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Had a dream i met mark zuckerberg and got freaked out about how soulless and empty his eyes were. Then they brought out a second, younger version of him to give a silicon valley motivational speech and everyone in the room started roasting it. That was enjoyable.
ok everyone I've sent my current coworkers my handle here since i won't be working there like 5 days from now, so let's all be cool and not post things like "Lestat could and should turn me into a hand puppet"
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
ok everyone I've sent my current coworkers my handle here since i won't be working there like 5 days from now, so let's all be cool and not post things like "Lestat could and should turn me into a hand puppet"
I've only seen the discover ads but is the one guy's job in Stranger Things just to go 😏 and simp
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I've only seen the discover ads but is the one guy's job in Stranger Things just to go 😏 and simp