Franken Phil
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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
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lmao Mad Magazine has still got it
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
lmao Mad Magazine has still got it
I read today that Jack Dorsey tried to get Musk in on the ground floor of building Bluesky instead of buying Twitter if you want a, "What if...?" scenario.
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I read today that Jack Dorsey tried to get Musk in on the ground floor of building Bluesky instead of buying Twitter if you want a, "What if...?" scenario.
Nobody is going to make a Hollywood movie about anything that's happened in the last ten years for 20 years or more.
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Nobody is going to make a Hollywood movie about anything that's happened in the last ten years for 20 years or more.
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Watching Dr. No and then this occurred to me: Dr. J.O. he jerks you off until you die
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Watching Dr. No and then this occurred to me: Dr. J.O. he jerks you off until you die
9/11 was one of the most documented events in History and people have formed countless unfounded theories from those images.
The forensic promise of networked images was: the more digital footage there is of an event, the more reliably that event can be reconstructed. Methodologically, this still seems true. Politically, however, the opposite seems to be the case: the more images, the more competing versions of reality
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January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
9/11 was one of the most documented events in History and people have formed countless unfounded theories from those images.
My theory with these kinds of editorials is that they're trying to find the right combination of words that will instantly kill us.
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My theory with these kinds of editorials is that they're trying to find the right combination of words that will instantly kill us.
"Denmark cannot defend the territory." Defend it from who? More vikings? "It's too strategically important for the US." They managed to invade Venezuela and bomb Iran without it.
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
"Denmark cannot defend the territory." Defend it from who? More vikings? "It's too strategically important for the US." They managed to invade Venezuela and bomb Iran without it.
If you go on the Discover page about a fifth of all posts are by Lib bots whose response to watching a video of a woman being murdered by the State is to post different Newspaper political cartoons.
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If you go on the Discover page about a fifth of all posts are by Lib bots whose response to watching a video of a woman being murdered by the State is to post different Newspaper political cartoons.
Somehow this will result in a Saudi Arabian-style ban on women driving.
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Somehow this will result in a Saudi Arabian-style ban on women driving.
In the background they're trying to make the CIA backed Iranian protests a thing, and it's not catching on.
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
In the background they're trying to make the CIA backed Iranian protests a thing, and it's not catching on.
AI videos on TikTok have reached the point where even if you know something is definitely AI -like a break dancing fat JD Vance with a perm- it's very hard to tell.
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
AI videos on TikTok have reached the point where even if you know something is definitely AI -like a break dancing fat JD Vance with a perm- it's very hard to tell.
Dom in the Fast and Furious franchise is named after Dom DeLuise.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Dom in the Fast and Furious franchise is named after Dom DeLuise.
Video game skins based on a TV show based on a different video game. American culture.
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Video game skins based on a TV show based on a different video game. American culture.
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A lot of people on here are only capable of understanding current events in the context of Andor.
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A lot of people on here are only capable of understanding current events in the context of Andor.
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"I need to hear both sides of this grisly murder."
Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand ICE/CBP end their terror.
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"I need to hear both sides of this grisly murder."
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The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.
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when the fajitas come out sizzlin
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
when the fajitas come out sizzlin
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Penis.
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Penis.
I'm surprised they haven't Zero Dark Thirtyed the kidnapping yet.
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I'm surprised they haven't Zero Dark Thirtyed the kidnapping yet.
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uwu pwesident nyah 🐱
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
uwu pwesident nyah 🐱