Franken Phil
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Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
Jeffery Epstein is Mr. Beast's dad.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Jeffery Epstein is Mr. Beast's dad.
New law banning email.
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
New law banning email.
The fallout between Epstein and Trump was over all lowercase vs. all uppercase.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The fallout between Epstein and Trump was over all lowercase vs. all uppercase.
Why does a child sex trafficker have an email chain about his criminal conspiracy using the same email he probably used to sign up for Netflix and the like? And the investigation took like 20 years to get a conviction.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why does a child sex trafficker have an email chain about his criminal conspiracy using the same email he probably used to sign up for Netflix and the like? And the investigation took like 20 years to get a conviction.
Trump was sexually abusing underaged girls so much that it's a wonder he had time to sexually abuse adult women too.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Trump was sexually abusing underaged girls so much that it's a wonder he had time to sexually abuse adult women too.
People read the new email and were outraged that the concvicted co-child sex trafficker lied under oath.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
People read the new email and were outraged that the concvicted co-child sex trafficker lied under oath.
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🎶 look high as my last hope Joyce Carol Oates coming off the top rope 🎶
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
🎶 look high as my last hope Joyce Carol Oates coming off the top rope 🎶
Edmund Fitzgerald was an inside job.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Edmund Fitzgerald was an inside job.
Edmund fits Gerald? TMI!
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Edmund fits Gerald? TMI!
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A trillion dollars and he's still getting mad online about Joyce Carol G.O.A.T.es.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A trillion dollars and he's still getting mad online about Joyce Carol G.O.A.T.es.
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just learning about the united states democratic party
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It's insane that the party that folds like origami also ran with the, "TACO," thing for a month.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's insane that the party that folds like origami also ran with the, "TACO," thing for a month.
The Outer Worlds 2 tells you that every choice matters and there's constant, "___ will remember that," during dialogue, and I'm here to tell you:
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Outer Worlds 2 tells you that every choice matters and there's constant, "___ will remember that," during dialogue, and I'm here to tell you:
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One thing that's bothered me about every adaptation of Frankenstein and the original is how he's stitched together from various corpses, when ideally you would want just one recently deceased cadaver. There's no way you need a 10-inch square patch of someone's face just to make a Frankenstein.
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
One thing that's bothered me about every adaptation of Frankenstein and the original is how he's stitched together from various corpses, when ideally you would want just one recently deceased cadaver. There's no way you need a 10-inch square patch of someone's face just to make a Frankenstein.
Oates destroyed Elon and then went about her day normie-posting pics of trees during her outing and such, while the richest man in the world kept attacking her and getting 1k likes tops on the site he fucking owns.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oates destroyed Elon and then went about her day normie-posting pics of trees during her outing and such, while the richest man in the world kept attacking her and getting 1k likes tops on the site he fucking owns.
Oates got me thinking about how Elon has dated and been friends with celebrities and he's been in shows and movies, but if you go back through all his manic posting he never seems to watch or listen to anything. All he does is have people play Diablo for him. He obviously has free time.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oates got me thinking about how Elon has dated and been friends with celebrities and he's been in shows and movies, but if you go back through all his manic posting he never seems to watch or listen to anything. All he does is have people play Diablo for him. He obviously has free time.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Kids today aren't having cigarettes peddled to them by phallic-nosed camels like they were in the 80's and 90's. Sad!
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Kids today aren't having cigarettes peddled to them by phallic-nosed camels like they were in the 80's and 90's. Sad!
I'm David Mistletoe, and I'm going to jolly the Hell out of you. Any questions?
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm David Mistletoe, and I'm going to jolly the Hell out of you. Any questions?