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thatoldbear.bsky.social
well... I've more or less finished my TEFL course but for the final assessment. Now Im filled with terror because I cant stay I'm fully capable of identifying the grammar types like an entymologist studying a bug, not to mention NOW I have to study Japanese.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard with the words i 'm sacred on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a blackboard with the words i 'm sacred on it
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
redpandachris.bsky.social
Chris being just a proper reflection of me, is a psychic full time, its actually an annoying job. I have a yeen megan, who's an entymologist. Her favorite pet is her tarantula Johanna 2(her childhood pet was Johanna also a tarantula) and she tries to breed moths and butterflies.
December 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
redpandachris.bsky.social
I have several yeen characters i made that I love thinking about. A valley girl Ashley who is the alpha in the family and is sweet and bubbly. And really love fashion. Her sister megan who's a chubby magenta spotty who is an entymologist and loves her buggies vying to be alpha
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
johnnywilcocks.bsky.social
SNEOBUG ENJOYERS WAKE UP
🏷️ #strabbyqs
Q: Imagine this right are you imagining okay here goes bug sneo with 2 cocks Q: has bug sneo ever threatened to sting tenna? A: (A drawing of Sneobug laying on his back, posing with legs in the air, both ovipositors exposed and connected with a string of slick.) I mean, technically. But yes he has absolutely taught that TV what a prey drive feels like. Q: Hi I just wanted to let you know I'm drawing you Entomologist Tenna as a pin up girl. A: DO YOU PROMISE Q: Would bugsneo feed tenna nectars and some other sweet things like ants do? Like regurgitate it in his mouth like a violent sweet make out sesh? A: find out the answer in "Rare Sneobug Husbandry" on AO3 woaaaaa Q: What if Tenna bit sneobug really hard on the neck, would that make his 'eat me' urges better or worse? Q: You think entymologist Tenna would use some kind of pheromones/perfumes to attract bug sneo? That could be yummy A: Honestly Sneo is obsessed with him enough that doing things like this is probably some form of [redacted] (A drawing of Ent Tenna spraying himself with sed perfume, a boner tenting his shorts. "I-it's for SCIENCE though...!" he sweats. Q: stuck with the “everything reminds me of him…” mentality abt bugsneo… and if i have a scolipede with his namesake…. well. Q: thx for the bugfucking and tenna in the cute fit, I'm exploding Q: buges :} Q: bugsneo and enttenna are so cute... does tenna get used to being a bug's wife? how's their life? are they happy? A: They're very happy in their weird little "I cannot let the public know I'm doing this" kind of way. (And Sneo enjoys the enrichment of Tenna trying to get him to behave) Q: Spamton's mantis claws legit look like they'd give such nice firm hugs! Q: Honestly I adore and just really want to see more bug sneo, I dont even really care if its nsfw or not, that bug is living rent free in my brain (and prolly tennas too lmao) Q: As an entomologist, certainly Tenna will need to do more research 👀 and you certainly can't fully trust the first results 👀 A: TY for all the loving messages on this stupid little AU. I'm glad to be providing for the bugfuckers out there (or making new ones lmao)
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
grays.art
Thanks, NanLeah!
That’s why I’ll never make it as an entymologist— no pinning! 📌 😹
There are tons of them here, getting plenty of practice.
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
peterb.bsky.social
Entymologist here, stink bugs only get punched when they are in severe distress, 👏 this 👏 isn't 👏 funny.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
aunteychrist.bsky.social
I'm so deeply fascinated by the little freaks on the internet that you can only find by combing through the deepest reply chains like some kind of internet loser entymologist.
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
jadajones57.bsky.social
Have you checked with your local County Extension Office?
One of my my brothers is an entymologist. He lives in Mexico, but he might know something.
September 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
polarrhoid.bsky.social
Entymologist friend says YES you should definitely kill those spotted lantern flies even though they're kinda cute
September 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the-1-who-watches.bsky.social
Documentary voice: "You see, while pests such as rats and insects are much rarer in Space they're aren't absent either, between pests stowaway on commercial space flights or the odd entymologist moving to Space, these animals have taken to the stars with us and evolved into brand new species such as
August 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
ferretoftheforest.bsky.social
Question for an #entymologist: Have you found that any of your charges have personalities? Like a Hercules Beetle who's especially grumpy or an Orchid Mantis who likes to show off? I'm usually scared of bugs but I'm trying to be less afraid and if they have fun characteristics I feel that'd help.
August 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
philplait.bsky.social
Well, Gwen is a professional entymologist, so I'll bug out of this.
August 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
hormiga.bsky.social
Woody Allen said an entomologist was an Epstein associate.

Fellow entos, what information is there to be shared? I'm guessing they'd only want to associate with one of us if it was a prof at an Ivy, right?

(He says entymologist but I'm guessing it's one of us and not an etymologist.)
criminalerin.bsky.social Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · Aug 6
If you're enjoying the food at the Epstein Strategy Dinner, be sure to thank Woody Allen's daughter wife
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
criminalerin.bsky.social
I WANNA KNOW WHO THE ENTYMOLOGIST [sic] IS
August 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
criminalerin.bsky.social
If you're enjoying the food at the Epstein Strategy Dinner, be sure to thank Woody Allen's daughter wife
Being neighbors, my wife Soon-Yi and I have been invited for dinner many times. Always accept, always interesting. Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pianist. Anyhow, it's always interesting and the food is sumputuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, plenty of choices, numerous dessets, well served. I say well served often it's by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women remding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him sleeping in damp earth. But back to the food. Dependably a fine dinner but this was not always the case. In fact, the first time we came over it was a very different story. We were invited with a list of accomplished types, men and women in journalistm, in TV, even royalty. We were ushered up to the living room where everyone sat around prior to dinner being served and chatted. No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue. When the meal was put out downstairs it was meagre. So meagre my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling, is it his it? Is this all we're getting? After I leave I may have to go to a restaurant. We didn't want to say anything when we came the next time but my wife did say in that tactful way she has, there is going to be more food, isn't there? Under her badgering the situation gradually improved and subsequent dinners offered buckets of Chinese food ordered from a local restaurant and placed out on a buffet where one could get in line and help one's self. It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. Under contined badgering by my wife arrangements were made for food to be cooked at home and served. Alt text of this badly written very weird letter with a photo of very old white Woody Allen and very very very young Sun Yi, who he met when she was a tiny child who was the daughter of his wife and then left his wife for her when she was still a teenager: She had to explain the order in which things come out. Not the main course and then the appetizer but the other way around. In time she bullied him into putting a few flowers in the middle of the table to make it look mildly warm and inviting. This took time and a number of corrections but his meals have been tweaked into some sense of normal, civil, dining. The large phone and computer at his right hand does take some of the relaxed home-cooking atmosphere out of it but but one can't have everything not at Castle Dracula. Signed, Woody, as in Woody Allen
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
pqpolitics.bsky.social
See how often Creepy Woody Allen Visited Epstein's home.

& got wife ( daughter of his ex wife ) Soon-Yi to get them to bring food to the events & upgrade the food.

How the dinners reminded him of Dracula’s castle, “where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place.”
Being neighbors, my wife Soon-Yi and I have been invited for dinner many times. Always accept, always interesting. Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pinist. Anyhow, it's always interosting and the food is sumptuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, plenty of choices, numerous dessets, well served. I say well served - often it's by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women remding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him sleeping dan in damp earth. But back to the food. Dependably a fine dinner but this was not always the case. In fact, the first time we came over it was a very different story. We were invited with a list of accomplished types, men and women in journalistm, in TV, even royalty. We were ushered up to the livigg room where everyone sat around prior to dinner beigg served and chatted. No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue. When the meal was put out downstairs it was meagre. So meagre my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling, is ithis it? Is this all we're getting? After I leave I may have to go to a restaurant. We didn't want to say anything when we came the next time but ny wife did say in that tactful way she has, there is going to e more food, isn't there? Under her badgering the situatior gradually improved and subsequent dinners offered buckets of Chinese food ordered from a local restaurant and placed out on a buffet where one could get in line and help one's self. It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. Under contined badgering by my wife arrangements were made for food to be cooked at home and served. She had to explain the order in which things c…
August 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
unchi.org
This is a really weird "birthday letter" for Allen to have written *to* Epstein. It doesn't seem to add up.
Photograph of a typewritten letter on a white piece of paper, complete with on-page strikeouts over typos. Letter is too long for alt text but reads in part: Being neighbors, my wife Soon-Yi and I have been invited for dinner many times. Always accept, always interesting. Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pianist. Anyhow, it's always interesting and the food is sumptuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, numerous dessets, well served. I say well served - often it's by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women remding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him sleeping in damp earth. ... No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue. When the meal was put out downstairs it was meagre. So meagre my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling, is ithis it? Is this all we're getting? After I leave I may have to go to a restaurant. We didn't want to say anything when we came the next time but ny wife did say in that tactful way she has, there is going to be more food, isn't there? Under her badgering the situation gradually improved and subsequent dinners offered buckets of Chinese food ordered from a local restaurant and placed out on a buffet where one could get in line and help one's self. It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. ... This took time and a number of corrections but his meals have been tweaked into some sense of normal, civil, dining. The large phone and computer at his right hand does take some of the relaxed home-cooking atmosphere out of it but but one can't have everything - not at Castle Dracula. Signed "Woody" in pen.
August 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
crabapplejones.bsky.social
Bonkers letter from Woody Allen to Epstein for his 63rd birthday.

Oof.
Being neighbors, my wife Soon-Yi and I have been invited for dinner many times. Always accept, always interesting. Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pianist. Anyhow, it's always interesting and the food is sumptuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, plenty of choices, numerous desserts, well served. I say well served – often it’s by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women reemding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him msleeping xxx in damp earth. But back to the food. Dependably a fine dinner but this was not always the case. In fact, the first time we came over it was a very different story. We were invited with a list of accomplished types, men and women in journalism, in TV, even royalty. We were ushered up to the living room where everyone sat around prior to dinner being served and chatted. No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue. When the meal was put out downstairs it was meagre. So meagre my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling, is this it? Is this all we’re getting? After I leave I may have to go to a restaurant. We didn’t want to say anything when we came the next time but my wife did say in that tactful way she has, there is going to be more food, isn’t there? Under her badgering the situation gradually improved and subsequent dinners offered buckets of Chinese food ordered from a local restaurant and placed out on a buffet where one could get in line and help one’s self. It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. Under continued badgering by my wife arrangements were made for food to be cooked at home and served. She had to explain the order in which things come out. Not the main course and then the appetizer but the other way around. In time she bullied him into putting a few flowers in the middle of the table to make it look mildly warm and inviting. This took time and a number of corrections but his meals have been tweaked into some sense of normal, civil, dining. The large phone and computer at his right hand does take some of the relaxed home-cooking atmosphere out of it but but one can’t have everything – not at Castle Dracula. — Woody
August 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
cethanleahy.com
Woody Allen going to a notorious sex dungeon and complaining about the food is the most Woody Allen thing possible.
Being neighbors, my wife Soon-Yi and I have been invited for dinner many times. Always accept, always interesting. Wide variety of interesting people at every dinner just about. Politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuais, journalists, an entymologist, a concert pianist. Anyhow, it's always interosting and the food is sunputuous and abundant. Lots of dishes, plenty of choices, numerous dessets, well served. I say well served - often it's by some professional houseman and just as often by several young women remding one of Castle Dracula where Lugosi has three young female vampires who service the place. Add to this that Jeffrey lives in a vast house alone, one can picture him xsleeping xx in damp earth. But back to the food. Dependably a fine dinner but this was wt always the case. In fact, the first time we came over it was a very different story. we were invited with a list of accomplished types, men and women in journalistm, in TV, even royalty. We were ushered up to the livigg room where everyone sat around prior to dinner beigg served and chatted. No drinks were served. You could get one if you asked for one. That should have been the first clue. When the meal was put out downstairs it was meagre. So meagre my wife the ones sitting next to her kept mumbling,is ithis it? IS this all we're getting? After I leave I may have to 8o to a restaurant. We didn't want to say anything when we came the next tine but my wife did say in that tactful way she has, there is going to be more food, isn't there? Under her badgering the situation cradually improved and subsequent dinners offered buckets of Chinese food ordered fr om a local restaurant and placed out on a buffet where one could get in line and help one's self. It all seemed odd for a man of substance who entertained many illustrious guests often. Under contined badgering by my wife arrangements were made for food to be cooked at home and served. She had to explain the order in which things…
August 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
m1lfm4n.bsky.social
entymologist studying the complete disintegration of the definition of "discreet" on grindr
August 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
thepokeuk.bsky.social
An 'entymologist' answered how a bug this big could have gone undiscovered until now and it's a fabulously funny read
www.thepoke.com/2025/08/01/entymologist-answered-how-big-bug-undiscovered/
August 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
fionamawson.bsky.social
This is to be expected. An entymologist friend told me about the discovery of microplastics in bees. That was a few years ago. We've polluted everything, including ourselves. #ecocide
July 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
coreypope.bsky.social
Some recent nature finds around my yard. A grape vine beetle, a brown prionid beetle, hosta flowers, and baby Carolina wren.

#beetle #hosta #flower #babybird #carolinawren #birdnest #grapevinebeetle #prionidbeetle #entymology #entymologist #ornithologist #ornithology #botany #botanist #naturalist
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM