Timbits II
@polarrhoid.bsky.social
18+ 🔞 penile drawings
Funnee animal
Funnee animal
Pinned
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Stupidest fucking country where even our war economy scams have deteriorated to the level of gas station boner pills. Whole nation helmed by guys with proteins trifolded like a fucking cloth napkin and cartoon dollar sign vision.
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Stupidest fucking country where even our war economy scams have deteriorated to the level of gas station boner pills. Whole nation helmed by guys with proteins trifolded like a fucking cloth napkin and cartoon dollar sign vision.
I'm ruminating on the shared gen Z experience of having 9/11 "explained" to us at a very young age by conservative authority figures as; "they hate us for our freedoms"
Imagine buying that load
Even gen alpha knows how it works. We're a bastard nation who's entire history is violent smash & grabs
Imagine buying that load
Even gen alpha knows how it works. We're a bastard nation who's entire history is violent smash & grabs
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I'm ruminating on the shared gen Z experience of having 9/11 "explained" to us at a very young age by conservative authority figures as; "they hate us for our freedoms"
Imagine buying that load
Even gen alpha knows how it works. We're a bastard nation who's entire history is violent smash & grabs
Imagine buying that load
Even gen alpha knows how it works. We're a bastard nation who's entire history is violent smash & grabs
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol Switchboard is (202) 224-3121. Here's my FAQ on finding their district phone numbers, email addresses, and what to say to them:
www.patreon.com/posts/124314...
www.patreon.com/posts/124314...
FAQ: How To Call Your Federal Elected Representatives | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
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January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol Switchboard is (202) 224-3121. Here's my FAQ on finding their district phone numbers, email addresses, and what to say to them:
www.patreon.com/posts/124314...
www.patreon.com/posts/124314...
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2026 predictions
Urethral sounding tiktok challenge
Klarna burger credit
Ram rentals
Some eye-popping buddy D type shit
Hey what the fuck Stewart Cheifet died that's a bummer
Urethral sounding tiktok challenge
Klarna burger credit
Ram rentals
Some eye-popping buddy D type shit
Hey what the fuck Stewart Cheifet died that's a bummer
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
2026 predictions
Urethral sounding tiktok challenge
Klarna burger credit
Ram rentals
Some eye-popping buddy D type shit
Hey what the fuck Stewart Cheifet died that's a bummer
Urethral sounding tiktok challenge
Klarna burger credit
Ram rentals
Some eye-popping buddy D type shit
Hey what the fuck Stewart Cheifet died that's a bummer
"Wouldn't it be funny and epic if my weird niche furry fetish became a shocking meme spectacle on 4chan hehe"
"Teehee I'm le epic lolcow now and so are my friends"
Is there lead in your water
"Teehee I'm le epic lolcow now and so are my friends"
Is there lead in your water
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"Wouldn't it be funny and epic if my weird niche furry fetish became a shocking meme spectacle on 4chan hehe"
"Teehee I'm le epic lolcow now and so are my friends"
Is there lead in your water
"Teehee I'm le epic lolcow now and so are my friends"
Is there lead in your water
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look to the furry on your left, and to your right. look behind you, and in front of you. each of these furries is into a taboo yet completely mundane kink, and they don't trust you enough to tell you because you look like a cop to them.
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM
look to the furry on your left, and to your right. look behind you, and in front of you. each of these furries is into a taboo yet completely mundane kink, and they don't trust you enough to tell you because you look like a cop to them.
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It was a good year for train tomfoolery
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It was a good year for train tomfoolery
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full pic by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
(cw: f-slur)
(cw: f-slur)
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
full pic by @polarrhoid.bsky.social
(cw: f-slur)
(cw: f-slur)
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Deli got me new overalls for running trains
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Deli got me new overalls for running trains
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Some stinky tomfoolery for @duster.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Some stinky tomfoolery for @duster.bsky.social
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Would you ever uhhhj pay for a drawing done with grayons
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would you ever uhhhj pay for a drawing done with grayons
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
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i finally blessed my wall with this page from @polarrhoid.bsky.social these are still THE expressions of all time
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i finally blessed my wall with this page from @polarrhoid.bsky.social these are still THE expressions of all time
Am I gonna get yelled at again by northerners for saying the snow was pretty and I liked it
December 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Am I gonna get yelled at again by northerners for saying the snow was pretty and I liked it
Some stinky tomfoolery for @duster.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Some stinky tomfoolery for @duster.bsky.social
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Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
a @foxdyl.bsky.social footie compilation
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
a @foxdyl.bsky.social footie compilation
Would you ever uhhhj pay for a drawing done with grayons
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
December 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would you ever uhhhj pay for a drawing done with grayons
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
I'm having a real bad time at the puter <:3
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here is a frame from pluribus btw
December 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
here is a frame from pluribus btw
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don't call him bugboy he'll get shy
by : @polarrhoid.bsky.social
by : @polarrhoid.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
don't call him bugboy he'll get shy
by : @polarrhoid.bsky.social
by : @polarrhoid.bsky.social